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Aithril: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES! I'm back after finishing Soul Mates! Yaayy! I've decided to finish this story (there will be two more chapters, not including this one) before finishing my LOTR sequel. After I take a break, I'll finish Baka. Then I have some cool idea thingys coming up, including a sequel to What One Must Do When One Gains An Aibou, and-

Kita: (knocks her out)

Aithril: X_x

Kita: She'll never know, but I've decided to write a story. YES! The mighty and all-powerful ME! Mwhahhahaha!

The story's actually about how I was created, which is more original than you think. Quite a few people have been asking Aithril how I was created. Problem is, she doesn't know. That memory portion was sealed inside me, and she wouldn't dare go into my soul room to seek it out. Anyway, keep an eye out for my story. Aithril's sworn to finish at least this story before going to camp on July 27th, so I'll have until August 8th to post my story. (gives crazed grin) It'll be a tale you'll never forget! MWAHAHAHHAAHAHA! (lightening flashes)

By the way, no one actually named ALL of the quotes, but I found them so I'd get the Ryou plushie. Unfortunatly, it makes me sick, so one of you can have it. (throws plushie out into crowd of reviewers)

The quotes were:

- There's no need to get angry... - Yes, my preciousssssssssss. - Why should we fear to use it? - It's late, and the road is long. Yes, it's time. - I'm sorry. I was delayed.

Aithril: (eyes fluttering) Urgh.....

Kita: Gotta go, but I'll catch you later with my story.

Aithril: (regains senses) Ah, what happened? (sees Kita slinking away) (yells after her) STUPID YAMI!

Kita: (beside her) What was that?

Aithril: (screeches) AHHHHH! EVIL!

Kita: (rolls eyes and walks away)

Aithril: Whew. I hope she didn't torture you guys or something..... (sighs) She's bad that way. Anywayz, on the chappie! MUSH MONKEYS! GAHHHHHH! ^_^

Situation 2

Pegasus: Bakaboy!

Bakura: (0_0;;) Holy shit, is he one of those tracking mutts or something?!?

Marik: Ok.... let's have test number two come later! (runs)

Bakura: (is following him)

Aithril: Hey! Wait for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (follows them both)

Pegasus: Hmm.... what are they so late for? Oh well.

*Ten Blocks Away...*

Aithril: I.... think... we're far.... enough... away now. Can...... we.... stop........ running?!?

Bakura: (is more fit) We need to erase our scent!

Marik: Well, SORRY, but I don't exactly have some perfume stuffed in my pocket at the moment.

Aithril: Me neither!

Bakura: (-_-;;) Idiots! We just need to go through some water!

Aithril: How do you know this?

Bakura: Ryou watches the Discovery Channel a lot.

Marik: (0_o) I never knew. (looks around) It's too bad it hasn't rained in weeks!

Sure enough, the streets surrounding them were empty of a raindrop, let alone a puddle.

Marik: I have a feeling the heavens aren't going to open up to us, either. We're on a mission to teach someone good to be bad, for Ra's sake!

Aithril: (happily watching butterfly go by)

Bakura: Who says we need to depend on nature? We have the shadow realm at our disposal! Let's just call on some rain!

Marik: ......................................... can we do that?

Bakura: Of course! We're almighty Millenium Item Bearers! (pause) Honestly, I don't know.

Marik: We can try. What's the worst that could possibly happen?

Aithril: (opens mouth)

Marik: Not a world, Aithril, or we're not teaching you at all.

Aithril: (closes mouth)

Bakura: Let's start.

Marik: But what do we do?

Bakura: (snaps) How should I know?!? I've never tried to make it rain! (waves arms wildly) Just CONCENTRATE DAMNIT!

Marik: (unruffled) Fine.

Marik and Bakura closed their eyes and began to 'concentrate'

Bakura: 'I wonder if this will work..... I want a peanut butter sandwhich....'

Marik: 'Can't he see that it's not working? Hey, where's Aithril going?'

Aithril: (sees the butterfly again) Pretty.... (follows)

Marik: (opens eyes and sees the tomb robber still 'concentrating') 'I'll just leave him to it... now where did our student go?' (tiptoes away)

Aithril: (skips by) Hi Marik!

Marik: (-_-;;) Hi. While Bakura's covering our tracks, want to take that test that was delayed?

Aithril: YAYY! YEAH! I'M GONNA BE BAD! COOLILICIOUS!

Marik: (is getting used to her insane outbursts) Ok. 'Hmmm... what can the test be?'

Puppy: BARK! (runs up to Marik)

Marik: Perfect!

Aithril: (looking at butterfly still)

Marik: (makes a grab for puppy)

Puppy: Grrrr.. BARK BARK! (bites on arm)

Marik: AHHHHH! YOU F*CKING DOG!

Aithril: Ewww!

Marik: Not literally!

Puppy: (smiles and wags tail) Bark!

Aithril: Awww, he's so cute! Come here puppy! (grins)

Puppy: (wagging tail) Bark bark! (jumps into her arms)

Marik: (-_-) That was the test subject, you moron!

Aithril: But I wuv him! NO! I won't let you hurt him!

Puppy: Bark bark bark! (agreeing)

Marik: Let go of the damn dog!

Aithril: NO! He's MY puppy!

Marik: YES!

Aithril: NO!

Marik: YES!

Aithril: NO!

Mairk: Y- oof! (is hit by jumping puppy)

Puppy: BARK BARK BARK! BARK BARK BARK! (Translation: DIE SUCKER! HAHAHA!)

Marik: Grrrr....

Aithril: Marik! You sound like the puppy!

Marik: (twitches) I do NOT sound like the puppy!

Puppy: Bark bark bark! (yes you do!)

Aithril: (pulls out red ball from her left pocket) Fetch puppy! (throws along sidewalk)

Puppy: Bark bark! (chases after ball) (bats into street)

Aithril: Don't go in the street, puppy! It's not sa-

Bus: HONK HONK!

Puppy: (0_o!) BARK BARK BA- (is silenced)

Remnants of Puppy: (squished and flattened into puppy pancake)

Truck: (drives on)

Aithril: (0_0)

Marik: (^_^) SCORE AITHRIL! You killed the puppy! Hahaha!

Kita: //HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!//

Aithril: (0_0)........................(T_T)

Marik: (sees her crying) It wasn't that bad. It didn't even have a chance to cry or anything.

?????: She didn't actually kill it.

Marik: Gah! (jumps a foot in the air) (turns around) Bakura! You saw it?

Bakura: Yeah. I didn't manage to conjure up any thunderstorms though.

Marik: Shame. What do you mean she didn't actually kill it?

Bakura: She threw the ball on the sidewalk and the puppy pushed it into the street, signing it's own death warrant.

Marik: Crap.... and I thought our work was done here.

Bakura: I doubt that will be happening for a while... (glances at Aithril)

Aithril: (still crying)

Marik: (sigh) It would seem that way.

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Aithril: Heh, crappy ending I know. The next chapter will be out very soon after this is posted, like within a day or so.