oos:
Aithril: Hey! I'm back so soon! ^_^ I think the last chapter will be out soon after this, because I seem to be on a writing spree! lol, cya soon, R&R
The Sugar Disaster
**At Aithril's House**
Bakura opens the door and slams it behind him with his foot. His arms are full of grocery bags.
Bakura: (calling) I'm back!
Marik: Gee, I couldn't tell!
Bakura: Don't get your boxers in a bunch! You're just mad because I made you stay here with Aithril.
Aithril: (laying on couch) (looks like she's dead)
Bakura: Not that that's a huge responsibility or anything.... (-_-;;) She looks like a person I poisoned once.
Marik: She looks like she has a hangover.
Bakura: Anyway, I brought the chocolate ice cream, celery, creamcheese, and..... 'Do I dare say it?'
Marik: (impatiently) What?
Bakura: (mouths) Pixie Sticks.
Marik: What?!? I can't lip-read!
Bakura: (whispers) Pixie Sticks.
Marik: WHAT?!?
Bakura: (still whispering, but a fraction louder) Pixie Sticks!
Aithril: (twitches but they don't notice)
Marik: WHAT?!?
Bakura: (shouts) PIXIE STICKS RA DAMNIT!
Aithril: (sits bolt-upright)
Marik: (shrieks and falls off the couch)
Aithril: Sugar? WHERE?!? GIVE IT TO ME!
Bakura: 0_0
Ryou: 0_o
Kita: (waking up in her soul room) I wonder if Aithril's over that puppy yet....
Marik: (points to a grocery bag with shaking fingers) 0_0
Aithril: (gives war cry) OWOWOWOOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOOOOOOOOO!
Marik: (screams like a girl) AHH! HIDE!
Bakura: (is already hidden) (whispers) Every man for himself!
Kita: 0_0 What the-
AithriL: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (jumps off the couch) MY SUGAR!
Bag: 0_o
Aithril: GAHHHHH! (rips open bag)
Bag: X_X (splits)
Pixie Sticks: (shine with light)
Bakura: (thinks) 'They didn't do that when I picked them out!'
Aithril: *_* Pixie Sticks! (drools)
Ryou: (watching) /Ew.../
Aithril: (delicately slices one open)
Kita: (thinks) 'Why? Why me? Why did I have to be Aithril's yami? Why not Ryou's?'
Aithril: (downs the pixie stick in one gulp)
Bakura: Shit! That's impressive.
Aithril: (turns toward sound) NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE THESE! THEY'RE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ALL MINEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bakura: 0_o 'I think that's my cue to shut up.....'
Aithril: (eats four more pixie sticks)
Marik: (creeps over to Bakura) (whispers) How do we stop her?
Kita: (appears in spirit form next to him) You can't.
Marik: (starts to yell, but Bakura clamps a hand over his mouth)
Bakura: (hisses quietly) Aw, hell no!
Kita: (smiling in amusement) Heh, she's unstoppable now. The only thing you can do now is wait out the storm.
Marik: (quietly) Damn! How many pixie sticks did you buy, Bakura?!?
Bakura: (clears throat) Um, ten.
Kita: -_-;; Idiot. It could be hours now before she's sane enough to walk straight!
Bakura: Ah. Perhaps I shouldn't have bought so many.
Marik: (rolling eyes) No shit, sherlocks!
Aithril: (downs ninth pixie stick) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kita: (grimly) She's starting to get hyper!
Bakura: (frantically) Crap! What do we do?
Kita: Do you just so happen to have a bomb shelter?
Marik and Bakura: No.
Kita: (laughing manically) You're doomed ! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHHA! (disappears to wait out Aithril's hyper mood in her soul room) (locks door)
Aithril: (eats the last pixie stick) YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (shoots straight up and bursts through the roof)
Marik: 0_0
Bakura: 0_0
Marik: Maybe she is evil afterall.
Bakura: Nah, she's just hyper. (knowingly) When hikaris are hyper, they don't know what they're doing.
Marik: 0_o And you know this how?
Bakura: Uh, I have one, duh.
Marik: (imitating him) Well, maybe we should trail her, duh.
Bakura: (getting irritated) That's a good idea, duh.
Marik: (starts off) Let's go, duh.
Bakura: Ok! Duh!
Marik: (thinking) ' Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh! (takes breath)
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh! There beat that!'
Bakura: (thinking) 'Duh to infinity!'
**Four hours later**
Marik: Where the hell is she?!?
Bakura: Wait! What's that?!?
The pair spot police cars gathering around the enterance to the local zoo.
Marik: 0_0 Do you think-?
Bakura: She wouldn't-?
Marik and Bakura (in unison): Let's go!
Aithril: (comes riding out on the back of a giraffe) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!
Marik: 0_0 WTF?!?
Bakura: Ahh! o_o (gets runnover by zebras! ^_^)
Marik: Bak- (gets runnover by an elephant) X_X
Aithril: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE (kicks giraffe)
Giraffe: (makes giraffe sound) MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Aithril: ^_^ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Antelope bound by Marik, who is recovering from being squashed. Hippos follow them, then monkeys and lions.
Bakura: (stands up) Ow..... LIONS?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marik: What? Lions? Where? (still dazed)
Bakura: (grabs Marik) HAUL BUTT!
Marik: Why?
Bakura: (terrified) They tried to feed me to those beasts when I was a tomb robber! BASTARDS!
Marik: -_-;;
Lion: ROAR!
Marik: -_-.......0_o..... 0_0! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bakura: (agreeing) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zebras start running by again.
Bakura: DUH!
Marik: (yells over stampeding noises) I thought we finished that contest! I won!
Bakura: -_-;; You fool! I won! But that's not what I meant! Climb on the zebras!
Marik: 0_o WHY?!?
Bakura: For escape, duh!
Marik: I've never even ridden a F*CKING HORSE DUH!
Bakura: I don't give a shit, DUH!
Marik: Well- (can't think of anything) DUH!
Bakura: DUH!
Marik: DUHHHHH! (climbs on a zebra) (passes Bakura) HAHAHA!
Bakura: (growls) Grr! (hangs onto his own zebra) AHHHHHHHHHHH! Hey this is COOL! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (passes Marik)
Marik: 0_0! Hey! You can't win! (kicks zebra lightly to go faster) (passes him) Mwahahhahaahaha!
Bakura: Yes I can! (leans forward over zebra's neck like a jockey) (zebra runs faster and passes Marik again)
Marik: No, you- HEY! (catchs up to Aithril) AITHRIL! Get OFF the GIRAFFE!
Aithril: (blissfully unaware) What giraffe?
Bakura: (yelling) The one you're FRIGGIN RIDING!
Aithril: STUPID! This isn't a giraffe! This is a COW!
Giraffe: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Marik: Ok.... GET OFF THE COW!
Bakura: Baka! It's not a cow! It's a giraffe! They had a baby one in Egypt once!
Marik: (hisses at him) SHUT UP! If she thinks it's a cow, then it's cow! HINT HINT!
Bakura: (realization) Oh......
Aithril: Ok! I'm getting off! (jumps on top of Marik) WHEEEEEE!
Bakura: HAHAHAHHA!
Marik: X_x
Police: (pull up in front of them) You there! Stop!
Bakura: 0_o! Shit!
*15 minutes later*
Marik: Whew! I think we lost them!
Aithril: (hanging over his shoulder, snoring)
Bakura: Good thing you had the Rod!
Marik: (grins and pets) My precioussssssssssss
Bakura: (ignores) Let's get her back to her house. If she's going to have a hangover, I don't want her at my house.
Marik: Me neither. (as an afterthought) Duh.
Bakura: Duh.
Marik: Duh.
Bakura: Duh
Marik: .....................................(whispers) Duh.
oos: Heh, hoped you like it. Next chapter comes soon!
Aithril: Hey! I'm back so soon! ^_^ I think the last chapter will be out soon after this, because I seem to be on a writing spree! lol, cya soon, R&R
The Sugar Disaster
**At Aithril's House**
Bakura opens the door and slams it behind him with his foot. His arms are full of grocery bags.
Bakura: (calling) I'm back!
Marik: Gee, I couldn't tell!
Bakura: Don't get your boxers in a bunch! You're just mad because I made you stay here with Aithril.
Aithril: (laying on couch) (looks like she's dead)
Bakura: Not that that's a huge responsibility or anything.... (-_-;;) She looks like a person I poisoned once.
Marik: She looks like she has a hangover.
Bakura: Anyway, I brought the chocolate ice cream, celery, creamcheese, and..... 'Do I dare say it?'
Marik: (impatiently) What?
Bakura: (mouths) Pixie Sticks.
Marik: What?!? I can't lip-read!
Bakura: (whispers) Pixie Sticks.
Marik: WHAT?!?
Bakura: (still whispering, but a fraction louder) Pixie Sticks!
Aithril: (twitches but they don't notice)
Marik: WHAT?!?
Bakura: (shouts) PIXIE STICKS RA DAMNIT!
Aithril: (sits bolt-upright)
Marik: (shrieks and falls off the couch)
Aithril: Sugar? WHERE?!? GIVE IT TO ME!
Bakura: 0_0
Ryou: 0_o
Kita: (waking up in her soul room) I wonder if Aithril's over that puppy yet....
Marik: (points to a grocery bag with shaking fingers) 0_0
Aithril: (gives war cry) OWOWOWOOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOOOOOOOOO!
Marik: (screams like a girl) AHH! HIDE!
Bakura: (is already hidden) (whispers) Every man for himself!
Kita: 0_0 What the-
AithriL: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (jumps off the couch) MY SUGAR!
Bag: 0_o
Aithril: GAHHHHH! (rips open bag)
Bag: X_X (splits)
Pixie Sticks: (shine with light)
Bakura: (thinks) 'They didn't do that when I picked them out!'
Aithril: *_* Pixie Sticks! (drools)
Ryou: (watching) /Ew.../
Aithril: (delicately slices one open)
Kita: (thinks) 'Why? Why me? Why did I have to be Aithril's yami? Why not Ryou's?'
Aithril: (downs the pixie stick in one gulp)
Bakura: Shit! That's impressive.
Aithril: (turns toward sound) NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE THESE! THEY'RE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ALL MINEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bakura: 0_o 'I think that's my cue to shut up.....'
Aithril: (eats four more pixie sticks)
Marik: (creeps over to Bakura) (whispers) How do we stop her?
Kita: (appears in spirit form next to him) You can't.
Marik: (starts to yell, but Bakura clamps a hand over his mouth)
Bakura: (hisses quietly) Aw, hell no!
Kita: (smiling in amusement) Heh, she's unstoppable now. The only thing you can do now is wait out the storm.
Marik: (quietly) Damn! How many pixie sticks did you buy, Bakura?!?
Bakura: (clears throat) Um, ten.
Kita: -_-;; Idiot. It could be hours now before she's sane enough to walk straight!
Bakura: Ah. Perhaps I shouldn't have bought so many.
Marik: (rolling eyes) No shit, sherlocks!
Aithril: (downs ninth pixie stick) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kita: (grimly) She's starting to get hyper!
Bakura: (frantically) Crap! What do we do?
Kita: Do you just so happen to have a bomb shelter?
Marik and Bakura: No.
Kita: (laughing manically) You're doomed ! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHHA! (disappears to wait out Aithril's hyper mood in her soul room) (locks door)
Aithril: (eats the last pixie stick) YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (shoots straight up and bursts through the roof)
Marik: 0_0
Bakura: 0_0
Marik: Maybe she is evil afterall.
Bakura: Nah, she's just hyper. (knowingly) When hikaris are hyper, they don't know what they're doing.
Marik: 0_o And you know this how?
Bakura: Uh, I have one, duh.
Marik: (imitating him) Well, maybe we should trail her, duh.
Bakura: (getting irritated) That's a good idea, duh.
Marik: (starts off) Let's go, duh.
Bakura: Ok! Duh!
Marik: (thinking) ' Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh! (takes breath)
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duh duh duh duh duh! There beat that!'
Bakura: (thinking) 'Duh to infinity!'
**Four hours later**
Marik: Where the hell is she?!?
Bakura: Wait! What's that?!?
The pair spot police cars gathering around the enterance to the local zoo.
Marik: 0_0 Do you think-?
Bakura: She wouldn't-?
Marik and Bakura (in unison): Let's go!
Aithril: (comes riding out on the back of a giraffe) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!
Marik: 0_0 WTF?!?
Bakura: Ahh! o_o (gets runnover by zebras! ^_^)
Marik: Bak- (gets runnover by an elephant) X_X
Aithril: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE (kicks giraffe)
Giraffe: (makes giraffe sound) MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Aithril: ^_^ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Antelope bound by Marik, who is recovering from being squashed. Hippos follow them, then monkeys and lions.
Bakura: (stands up) Ow..... LIONS?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marik: What? Lions? Where? (still dazed)
Bakura: (grabs Marik) HAUL BUTT!
Marik: Why?
Bakura: (terrified) They tried to feed me to those beasts when I was a tomb robber! BASTARDS!
Marik: -_-;;
Lion: ROAR!
Marik: -_-.......0_o..... 0_0! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bakura: (agreeing) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zebras start running by again.
Bakura: DUH!
Marik: (yells over stampeding noises) I thought we finished that contest! I won!
Bakura: -_-;; You fool! I won! But that's not what I meant! Climb on the zebras!
Marik: 0_o WHY?!?
Bakura: For escape, duh!
Marik: I've never even ridden a F*CKING HORSE DUH!
Bakura: I don't give a shit, DUH!
Marik: Well- (can't think of anything) DUH!
Bakura: DUH!
Marik: DUHHHHH! (climbs on a zebra) (passes Bakura) HAHAHA!
Bakura: (growls) Grr! (hangs onto his own zebra) AHHHHHHHHHHH! Hey this is COOL! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (passes Marik)
Marik: 0_0! Hey! You can't win! (kicks zebra lightly to go faster) (passes him) Mwahahhahaahaha!
Bakura: Yes I can! (leans forward over zebra's neck like a jockey) (zebra runs faster and passes Marik again)
Marik: No, you- HEY! (catchs up to Aithril) AITHRIL! Get OFF the GIRAFFE!
Aithril: (blissfully unaware) What giraffe?
Bakura: (yelling) The one you're FRIGGIN RIDING!
Aithril: STUPID! This isn't a giraffe! This is a COW!
Giraffe: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Marik: Ok.... GET OFF THE COW!
Bakura: Baka! It's not a cow! It's a giraffe! They had a baby one in Egypt once!
Marik: (hisses at him) SHUT UP! If she thinks it's a cow, then it's cow! HINT HINT!
Bakura: (realization) Oh......
Aithril: Ok! I'm getting off! (jumps on top of Marik) WHEEEEEE!
Bakura: HAHAHAHHA!
Marik: X_x
Police: (pull up in front of them) You there! Stop!
Bakura: 0_o! Shit!
*15 minutes later*
Marik: Whew! I think we lost them!
Aithril: (hanging over his shoulder, snoring)
Bakura: Good thing you had the Rod!
Marik: (grins and pets) My precioussssssssssss
Bakura: (ignores) Let's get her back to her house. If she's going to have a hangover, I don't want her at my house.
Marik: Me neither. (as an afterthought) Duh.
Bakura: Duh.
Marik: Duh.
Bakura: Duh
Marik: .....................................(whispers) Duh.
oos: Heh, hoped you like it. Next chapter comes soon!