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Aithril: I hope you liked the last chapter! Here is the finallie (sp? heh), the last chapter, the ending, el fin! Enjoy and I'll see you in my other stories! ^_^ And- OOF!

Kita: (stands over her holding a baseball bat)

Audiance: 0_0

Aithril: X_x

Kita: It sounds as if I won't be writing my story when my hikari's away at camp afterall... (dramatic sigh)

Audiance: ..... YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Kita: (glares)

Audiance: (meekly) Awww...........

Kita: (beams) I know. It majorly sucks. I suppose you'll all just have to suffer until I find the time to post it. If I catch a single mortal who reveals my origin to Aithril, their intestines will be stretched from here to Africa. (pause) Trust me, that's far away from where I am right now. Did I mention that the person will be alive to feel their innards being pulled? (innocent smile)

Audiance: 0_o;;

Kita: No? Ok. They will be. (glare) Just remember..... (kicks Aithril)

Aithril: (wakes up) Ow!

Kita: Write the damn chapter, aibou!

Aithril: (salutes) YESSIR! (recieves glare) Erm, I mean MA'AM! YES MA'AM!

Situation 3 - The Last and Final Test

Aithril wakes up in the morning to find herself in her own bed.

Aithril: Huh? (blinks owlishly)

Kita: //You stupid hikari!//

Aithril: (cringing) /Not so loud! I have a huge headache!/

Kita: -_-;; //That wasn't loud!//

Aithril: (winces) /Ow!/

Kita: (mental sigh) (comes out in spirit form) Do you remember any of yesterday?

Aithril: (blinks) Um.... that's a strange question.

Kita: DO YOU?!?

Aithril: No! (covers ears)

Kita: (looks extremely pleased with herself) I've done my job well, then.

Aithril: (blankly) What?

Kita: I deleted that part of your memory, stupid!

Aithril: Why? WHAT HAPPENED?!?

Kita: Now who's being loud?!?

Aithril: What happened?!? (searches her mind and finds brief image) Did it have something to do with a.... giraffe?

Kita: 0_o! WHAT?!? Go back to sleep!

Aithril: (backs away) Oh no! I'm not letting you back into my soul room to erase more! You can just stay there while I-

Bakura: (standing in doorway) ('taps' on head with sledgehammer)

Aithril: Uh..... (sinks to floor)

Marik: (picks up limp body) (puts on bed)

Bakura: (snickering) You didn't do your job so well afterall, Kita.

Kita: (next to his face) Sorry? I didn't catch that.... (pressing a knife against his throat)

Marik: (hiding smirk behind his hand)

Bakura: 0_o Uh...I forget!

Kita: (relaxes) Good..... (turns to other) Marik....

Marik: (gulps) Y-yes?

Kita: (calmly) How did you get ahold of your Millenium Rod again? Last I knew, it was stashed safely in my soul room.

Marik: Ummmm......

Bakura: (turns away, whistling)

Kita: (dangerously) Bakura..... you and your Millenium Ring helped, right?

Bakura: (backing away) No! Where would you get that idea?!?

Kita: Oh, nowhere in particular, just the RING'S TRADEMARK in MY SOUL ROOM!

Bakura: (cringing) Oh. Yeah, there's that.

Kita: Do I have to take your Millenium Item away from you, too?!?

Bakura: (clutching Ring) NO! Leave me alone! I won't help Marik ever again!

Marik: Hey!

Bakura: (elbows)

Marik: I mean, oh. Ok!

Kita: (rolling eyes) Hand over the Rod, Marik.

Marik: (petting) NO! NEVER!

Kita: Fine, I'll just have to take it by force.

Marik: 0_0 NO! HERE! HAVE IT! (holds out Millenium Item)

Kita: (snatches) (disappears into Aithril's mind)

Marik: T_T

Bakura: It's amazing how she does that.....

Marik: Does what?

Bakura: Intimidates us, duh!

Marik: Don't you start that again!

Bakura: Start what again?

Marik: The duhs, duh!

Bakura: (grinding teeth) You're doing it now! DUH!

Marik: SO ARE YOU! DUH!

Aithril: (sits up) Hello!

Marik and Bakura: AHHH! (jump)

Bakura: (recovering) Aithril. We didn't know you'd be..... waking up so soon.

Aithril: (furrowing brow) I forget. Did I take the test for the second time yesterday?

Marik: Um, ....... yes?

Bakura: You, uh, failed it.

Aithril: (disappointed) Drat.

Marik: Don't worry, we have another.

Aithril: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! (skips into bathroom) I gotta pee before we start!

Bakura: (hitting head against wall)

Marik: (wondering) How can she remain so innocent after living with her yami and being TAUGHT to be evil by us.

Bakura: Damned if I know. Oh yeah, and did you know it rained last night?

Marik: 0_o WHAT?!? Your stupid meditation thing worked anyway! Just a little TOO LATE!

Aithril: (comes back) WEEEEEEEEEEEE! Let's go!

Marik: (thinks fast) It's out in the city.... uh, somewhere. So let's go.

The trio started walking.

Bakura: (sends thoughts using Ring) 'It is?'

Marik: (sends back) 'Yeah! What is it?'

Bakura: -_-;; 'I have no f*cking idea! Make something up!'

Mairk: 'You make something up!'

Bakura: 'It's your turn, duh.'

Marik: 'No, it's not! I thought up the puppy thing, duh!'

Bakura: 'Stop with the duh's!'

Marik: DUH!

Aithril: (stops) What?

Bakura: Uh, nothing. Look, we're here!

Marik: 'We are?'

Bakura: 'Yes! Do you see what I see?'

Marik: '......................... yes?'

Bakura: 'Baka! Look!'

Marik looks up to see a gas station. Right across the street is a neighborhood.

Marik: 'I still don't see it!'

Aithril: So what do I do?

Bakura: Ok. I'll explain this to MARIK as well. (glares) Steal that extra can of gasoline that's sitting next to the first pump on the left, run over to the house and pour it on the ground right next to the house. Then, drop this match (hands her one) into the puddle of gasoline.

Aithril: (cocks head) Isn't that dangerous?

Marik: (lets out exasperated sound)

Bakura: (impatiently) Yes, but that's the point. Now, you go ahead and do that, and we'll be watching from back here so we don't interfere.

Aithril: Okies! (runs off)

Marik: (looks at the tomb robber in approval) That was brilliant.

Bakura: (smugly) I know.

They hide behind some bushes near the gas station.

Marik: (wiggling for space) Move your elbow! It's in my way!

Bakura: Only if you'll move your ASS! It's in MY way!

By the time they are situated, Aithril has already grabbed the container and run across the street to the house.

Marik: (is astonished) I think she actually might do it.

Bakura: (grimly) Let's hope so. I'm giving up if she backs out this time.

Aithril: (pours liquid in a puddle next to the house) (strikes match and drops it in puddle)

Marik: 0_o! HOLY F*CKING RA! SHE DID IT!

Bakura: I didn't think she had it in her....... wait a minute! Why isn't the house going up in flames? In fact, why aren't there any flames at all?!?

Marik: How could she have screwed that up! We were watching her the whole damn time!

Aithril: (comes trotting back, looking puzzled) I did it! But it didn't work!

Bakura: Ok, what did you do?

Aithril: (holding up her hands) I just did what you told me to! I stole that extra can of gasoline that's sitting next to the first pump on the right, ran over to the house and poured it on the ground right next to it. Then, I dropped the match into the puddle of gasoline.

Bakura: (thinks about that) 0_0 OH MY FRICKIN RA!

Marik: What? It sounded perfectly fine to me!

Bakura: Aithril! It was the first pump on the LEFT! LEFT! Don't you know your lefts and rights?

Aithril: Yes! (points to right) This is my left! (points to left) And this is my right!

Marik: (whimpers) It must have been water, so when she dropped the match in, it was extinguished almost immediately.

Bakura: (throws up hands) THAT'S IT! I QUIT!

Aithril: (lip trembling) I'm sorry! Can't I try again?

Marik: Nah. (pats her on the back) I think you're just not destined to be evil.

Aithril: But- but-

Bakura: (more kindly) Look, if it helps, you're the most innocent and GOODEST person I know.

Aithril: T_T

Marik: Stupid! You made her cry!

Bakura: So?!? I'm evil, duh!

Marik: OH NO NO NO NO! Don't you start that again! DUH!

Bakura: You're doing it too!

Aithril: (sits down on ground, still T_T)

Kita: (appears in spirit form) MWHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Marik and Bakura: What?

Aithril: (sniffing) Yeah, what?

Kita: YOU OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS!

Marik: 0_0

Bakura: 0_o What the-

Aithril: T_T

oos:

Aithril: Not the happiest ending for me... but please review and tell me what you think! (sighs) I'll never be bad.

Kita: Nope.

Aithril: Never ever.

Kita: (cheerfully) Ever never.

Aithril: Oh well... buh bye! ^_^

Kita: -_-;;