Part 3
While I was being carried off to somewhere, my friends were pleasantly thrown into a forest, crashing into a few trees. They were on their way to Asturia, to do exactly as Amanda says, because the others only hear me talk endlessly about Escaflowne, they don't actually listen, and Amanda is the only other one who watches the show. She told them that they had to find Allen so that he could come rescue me. Sure. That's what she says happened. I'm sure she just went there because she is in love with Allen, and they were going to rescue me... some day.
On their short travels they fell off of two cliffs, tripped over two roots sticking out of the ground, followed endless amounts of mysterious footprints that they were sure would lead them to civilization, and they finally realized they were going in circles. (Oh and Lacey's cookie was stolen by Mole Man)
But they finally made it to Asturia, and told Allen all about the whole thing. He immediately fell for Amanda, oh, and let's not forget, he got the Crusade in gear, and went off to Fanelia to express his new found love to Van, oh and to get his help so they can come rescue me! Geez!
Meanwhile, I was getting my kicks with Dilandau. No really. I was being kicked. And punched and stepped on, and squished. Okay, I'll back up a little. When we got to Zibach, which was where we were going, I was escorted into a room. A very large, empty room.
"Yeah, so?" I said.
"Wanna play a game?" Dilandau asked, actually quite cruelly.
"Umm... okay?"
He reached his arm back, and full force, punched me, right in the face. I fell back. I am such a weakling, I thought. Then, because I am so cool, I did a kick ass Tekken move and jumped up and took him out at his middle, screaming "Ha Hah!" But it lasted about three seconds, because he flipped me over and knelt on my throat. He was choking me. Maybe I'm not as cool as I think I am.
And as I was just about to pass out and probably die, my friends came to the rescue. The door flew open, and Amanda and Lacey and Rebecca and Van and Justin and Allen and.... hold it... Van! HELLO!! Oh yay! I thought. Without a breath, Van and Allen came quickly to my aid and Dilandau got up and drew his own sword before they were even there.
Picture this. I am lying on the floor gaging and coughing because I had been choked almost to death by some loser's knee! How cool is that? AND, to top it all off, there were three insane men fighting over me. No, not fighting over me, but above me, with swords. Ahhh!
My three friends and Justin came running over to help me. They not-so- gently dragged me over to a safer place. I watched as Dilandau was being beaten by Van and... where was Allen... oh with Amanda, and Dil was running away, right towards Lacey, Rebecca, Justin and I!
And, to make a long story short, I got myself re-captured by Dil, and everyone got sent away or else they'd become minced meat when Dilandau called his one hundred plus Dragon Slayers.
So they went off to party, and as they left, I realized that LACEY was with VAN! My life was over. I didn't care what happened now... Lacey stole my Van, just like the stupid compatibility test said. I walked away with Dilandau sadly, and just didn't care.
While I was being carried off to somewhere, my friends were pleasantly thrown into a forest, crashing into a few trees. They were on their way to Asturia, to do exactly as Amanda says, because the others only hear me talk endlessly about Escaflowne, they don't actually listen, and Amanda is the only other one who watches the show. She told them that they had to find Allen so that he could come rescue me. Sure. That's what she says happened. I'm sure she just went there because she is in love with Allen, and they were going to rescue me... some day.
On their short travels they fell off of two cliffs, tripped over two roots sticking out of the ground, followed endless amounts of mysterious footprints that they were sure would lead them to civilization, and they finally realized they were going in circles. (Oh and Lacey's cookie was stolen by Mole Man)
But they finally made it to Asturia, and told Allen all about the whole thing. He immediately fell for Amanda, oh, and let's not forget, he got the Crusade in gear, and went off to Fanelia to express his new found love to Van, oh and to get his help so they can come rescue me! Geez!
Meanwhile, I was getting my kicks with Dilandau. No really. I was being kicked. And punched and stepped on, and squished. Okay, I'll back up a little. When we got to Zibach, which was where we were going, I was escorted into a room. A very large, empty room.
"Yeah, so?" I said.
"Wanna play a game?" Dilandau asked, actually quite cruelly.
"Umm... okay?"
He reached his arm back, and full force, punched me, right in the face. I fell back. I am such a weakling, I thought. Then, because I am so cool, I did a kick ass Tekken move and jumped up and took him out at his middle, screaming "Ha Hah!" But it lasted about three seconds, because he flipped me over and knelt on my throat. He was choking me. Maybe I'm not as cool as I think I am.
And as I was just about to pass out and probably die, my friends came to the rescue. The door flew open, and Amanda and Lacey and Rebecca and Van and Justin and Allen and.... hold it... Van! HELLO!! Oh yay! I thought. Without a breath, Van and Allen came quickly to my aid and Dilandau got up and drew his own sword before they were even there.
Picture this. I am lying on the floor gaging and coughing because I had been choked almost to death by some loser's knee! How cool is that? AND, to top it all off, there were three insane men fighting over me. No, not fighting over me, but above me, with swords. Ahhh!
My three friends and Justin came running over to help me. They not-so- gently dragged me over to a safer place. I watched as Dilandau was being beaten by Van and... where was Allen... oh with Amanda, and Dil was running away, right towards Lacey, Rebecca, Justin and I!
And, to make a long story short, I got myself re-captured by Dil, and everyone got sent away or else they'd become minced meat when Dilandau called his one hundred plus Dragon Slayers.
So they went off to party, and as they left, I realized that LACEY was with VAN! My life was over. I didn't care what happened now... Lacey stole my Van, just like the stupid compatibility test said. I walked away with Dilandau sadly, and just didn't care.