Part 10
We were divided amongst ourselves into six cells. In one cell, Superman (Shaun) and Allen were with Amanda. There was quite a bit on tension in this cell. Milerna and Justin had a cell all to themselves. (choke, gag, puke) Rebecca and John were thrown into the cell Miguel was previously put into. The A-Crew was just in one cell all to themselves. Van and Lacey were together, and plagued with Merle. And finally, my sister and I were together. Cells:
1 Allen, Shaun(superman) and Amanda
2 Milerna, Justin,
3 Rebecca, Miguel, John
4 A-Crew
5 Van, Lacey, Merle
6 Me, Joanna
I was singing in my cell. Singing "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow," in a very low and masculine voice. (Space Balls) Everyone from Earth started laughing hysterically.
"Leave it to Julie to do something idiotically funny when we're all about to die!" Said my sister, even though she was laughing too!
"Hey! Let's all sing! That should cheer us up!" I said.
"Nooooo!" Cried Joanna. She hates it when I sing, because I do it all the time. ("The only time you stop singing is to think of another song to sing!" She says.)
"?Kumbya, my Lord, Kumbya, Kumbya, my Lord, Kumbya..."
Lacey and Amanda joined in with our upbeat version. "Kumbya, Kumbya! Kumbya, Kumbya! Kumbya, Kumbya! Kumbya, Kumbya! Somebody's cryin' Lord, Kumbya, woah, Somebody's cryin' Lord, Kumbya, WOAH OOF!"
That was me. Joanna clobbered me, and covered my mouth. Lacey and Amanda stopped and looked into our cell. I slapped Joanna's face.
"AHHH!"
"AHHH!!"
When Push comes to Shove among sisters, here we go! We were going at it, and everyone was telling us to stop, from all of the other cells.
"Stop!"
"Joanna!"
"You guys are sisters!"
"Stop! Stop it!"
I made Joanna's own hands hit her own face as she was grabbing my arms. We were having a bloody wrestling match! Oh boy!
"HEY! Pipe Down, girls!!" Cried Chesta and Gatti. They opened our cell and came in to break us up.
"Kuso!!" I cried. "Pookie!!"
We turned on the Dragon Slayers. They screamed as Joanna and I took our fury for each other out on the them.
"AHHHH!! She's biting me!!!" Cried Gatti. I looked over at Joanna, biting his hand. He was shaking it violently, but she wouldn't let go.
I grabbed the keys from Chesta and pushed him into the cell. "Joanna!" I cried. She knocked Gatti over and ran out of the cell. We closed it and locked it.
"HEY!" cried Chesta.
"Wait a minute!" Said Gatti.
We started to unlock all of the other cells.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!"
I looked up to Dilandau laughing manically. All the Dragon Slayers flocking him started laughing too. I started laughing. Joanna started laughing. So did everyone else. Soon we were all standing around, laughing for no reason. None of us knew why. Gatti and Chesta started laughing from within their cell. So we let them out. We let everyone out. Tears were rolling down everyone's cheeks. Merle was rolling on the floor and Van was being propped up by Lacey. Rebecca was banging her fist on the wall and Allen was wiping tears away from his eyes. After I caught my breath, I shouted above the crowd of laughter, choking out the words between the giggles. "What's...... the....... joke?"
Dilandau answered me, putting a hand on Guimel's shoulder to support himself because he was still laughing, only now it was a normal happy laugh. "You...." He said. "You..... will never.... be able to get........ out!" There was a roar of even harder laughter. Then he continued, "We're FLYING!!! AH HA HA!" And again we all laughed as if it were the funniest thing. I started to realize that something must be going on. None of us could control ourselves.
Gatti took over and came closer to me. Wiping tears from his laughing face he tried to tell us something else, "If you...... jumped...." He couldn't continue, it was too funny.
"We'd all be Flat...... like PANCAKES!!" Merle squealed. This set everyone off. We were uncontrollable now. Most of us were on the floor clutching our stomachs.
Bill Murray came in. He started to laugh with us and said something. "My comrades are idiots......... they set off the..... laughing gas in...........HERE!!!" We all laughed again. "We were...... supposed to use..... it on the ghost.............. WHOOPS!!!" Again, we roared with false laughter. "If we don't get out.......... we'll probably DIE...... from so much intake of....... this gas!" We laughed even harder at that.
"Guess we'll......... DIE LAUGHING!!!" Amanda called out, and we all laughed even harder than ever, crawling out of the prison cell hall. When we got out, we all calmed down and thanked Bill Murray for saving us.
"No problem," he giggled and went away.
"Anyway," Dilandau said, a big smile on his face. He came right up to me and put a hand on my shoulder.
"Don't touch me..." I said.
"Whatever. Listen. Don't try to escape or you'll die. Got it? And YOU, VAN! BE VERY CAREFUL!! IF YOU GIVE ME ONE REASON TO KILL YOU, I WILL!!!"
"Wait!" I said, "You're ACTUALLY going to honour our deal."
"What deal?" Said Dilandau.
"The trade for Van and the lighter."
"Oh yeah. Umm, I guess so."
We were divided amongst ourselves into six cells. In one cell, Superman (Shaun) and Allen were with Amanda. There was quite a bit on tension in this cell. Milerna and Justin had a cell all to themselves. (choke, gag, puke) Rebecca and John were thrown into the cell Miguel was previously put into. The A-Crew was just in one cell all to themselves. Van and Lacey were together, and plagued with Merle. And finally, my sister and I were together. Cells:
1 Allen, Shaun(superman) and Amanda
2 Milerna, Justin,
3 Rebecca, Miguel, John
4 A-Crew
5 Van, Lacey, Merle
6 Me, Joanna
I was singing in my cell. Singing "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow," in a very low and masculine voice. (Space Balls) Everyone from Earth started laughing hysterically.
"Leave it to Julie to do something idiotically funny when we're all about to die!" Said my sister, even though she was laughing too!
"Hey! Let's all sing! That should cheer us up!" I said.
"Nooooo!" Cried Joanna. She hates it when I sing, because I do it all the time. ("The only time you stop singing is to think of another song to sing!" She says.)
"?Kumbya, my Lord, Kumbya, Kumbya, my Lord, Kumbya..."
Lacey and Amanda joined in with our upbeat version. "Kumbya, Kumbya! Kumbya, Kumbya! Kumbya, Kumbya! Kumbya, Kumbya! Somebody's cryin' Lord, Kumbya, woah, Somebody's cryin' Lord, Kumbya, WOAH OOF!"
That was me. Joanna clobbered me, and covered my mouth. Lacey and Amanda stopped and looked into our cell. I slapped Joanna's face.
"AHHH!"
"AHHH!!"
When Push comes to Shove among sisters, here we go! We were going at it, and everyone was telling us to stop, from all of the other cells.
"Stop!"
"Joanna!"
"You guys are sisters!"
"Stop! Stop it!"
I made Joanna's own hands hit her own face as she was grabbing my arms. We were having a bloody wrestling match! Oh boy!
"HEY! Pipe Down, girls!!" Cried Chesta and Gatti. They opened our cell and came in to break us up.
"Kuso!!" I cried. "Pookie!!"
We turned on the Dragon Slayers. They screamed as Joanna and I took our fury for each other out on the them.
"AHHHH!! She's biting me!!!" Cried Gatti. I looked over at Joanna, biting his hand. He was shaking it violently, but she wouldn't let go.
I grabbed the keys from Chesta and pushed him into the cell. "Joanna!" I cried. She knocked Gatti over and ran out of the cell. We closed it and locked it.
"HEY!" cried Chesta.
"Wait a minute!" Said Gatti.
We started to unlock all of the other cells.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!"
I looked up to Dilandau laughing manically. All the Dragon Slayers flocking him started laughing too. I started laughing. Joanna started laughing. So did everyone else. Soon we were all standing around, laughing for no reason. None of us knew why. Gatti and Chesta started laughing from within their cell. So we let them out. We let everyone out. Tears were rolling down everyone's cheeks. Merle was rolling on the floor and Van was being propped up by Lacey. Rebecca was banging her fist on the wall and Allen was wiping tears away from his eyes. After I caught my breath, I shouted above the crowd of laughter, choking out the words between the giggles. "What's...... the....... joke?"
Dilandau answered me, putting a hand on Guimel's shoulder to support himself because he was still laughing, only now it was a normal happy laugh. "You...." He said. "You..... will never.... be able to get........ out!" There was a roar of even harder laughter. Then he continued, "We're FLYING!!! AH HA HA!" And again we all laughed as if it were the funniest thing. I started to realize that something must be going on. None of us could control ourselves.
Gatti took over and came closer to me. Wiping tears from his laughing face he tried to tell us something else, "If you...... jumped...." He couldn't continue, it was too funny.
"We'd all be Flat...... like PANCAKES!!" Merle squealed. This set everyone off. We were uncontrollable now. Most of us were on the floor clutching our stomachs.
Bill Murray came in. He started to laugh with us and said something. "My comrades are idiots......... they set off the..... laughing gas in...........HERE!!!" We all laughed again. "We were...... supposed to use..... it on the ghost.............. WHOOPS!!!" Again, we roared with false laughter. "If we don't get out.......... we'll probably DIE...... from so much intake of....... this gas!" We laughed even harder at that.
"Guess we'll......... DIE LAUGHING!!!" Amanda called out, and we all laughed even harder than ever, crawling out of the prison cell hall. When we got out, we all calmed down and thanked Bill Murray for saving us.
"No problem," he giggled and went away.
"Anyway," Dilandau said, a big smile on his face. He came right up to me and put a hand on my shoulder.
"Don't touch me..." I said.
"Whatever. Listen. Don't try to escape or you'll die. Got it? And YOU, VAN! BE VERY CAREFUL!! IF YOU GIVE ME ONE REASON TO KILL YOU, I WILL!!!"
"Wait!" I said, "You're ACTUALLY going to honour our deal."
"What deal?" Said Dilandau.
"The trade for Van and the lighter."
"Oh yeah. Umm, I guess so."