Part 11
"Okay guys!" I said in a hushed tone to all of the Gaea guys and my Earth pals! We were hushed because there were two Dragon Slayers guarding the doors to the plushy pillow chair room. "We have Van, who's got the wings, and SuperShaun who can..."
"Wait a minute.... HE'S got wings? Where?!" Asked Justin.
"Shut up, Justin." Said Rebecca. We all laughed.
"Anyway," I continued, "They can take one or two of us at a time, and get us the hell out of here!"
"Good idea, Jules!" Said Amanda.
"But how do WE get back to Earth?" Asked Joanna.
"We're LEAVING Gaea?!" Said Lacey, casting worried looks at Van. I stuck my tongue out at them when her head was turned.
"Yes, we're leaving Gaea," I said.
Amanda, Allen, Lacey, Van, Justin, and Milerna gave me pouts. I stared. Chesta was pouting too. Wait a minute... Chesta.
I looked at him angrily. "What are you doing here!?"
He looked fretfully around and pulled out a mini skirt from nowhere and holds it out to me. "Uh.... dress?"
"Gimme THAT!" I yelled and grabbed it from him. Then Justin clobbered him.
"I did it!" He said triumphantly.
"I said, 'Shut up!' Dammit!" Said Rebecca, and clobbered him. Milerna rushed to his aid.
I tried to continue, "What do you know, you little runt?!" I asked Chesta.
"I uh........Julie's leaving..........?" He said.
"Get him!" Yelled Rebecca.
"Yeah!" said Lacey.
"He knows too much," Said John with a crazed look in his eyes, and he gags Chesta and throws him in a closet... "I saw this in a Gundam Wing episode once......... oh wait.... no. That was when I was with Megan."
"JOHN!" cried Rebecca. "That's disgusting...."
After that was all sorted out, we got back to business.
"Amanda, you can't go!" Said Allen.
"Oh yes she can!" Said SuperShaun. The two stood facing one another, trying to stare each other down.
"ANYWAY!!" I tried again, "We could at least get out of here!"
"Yeah!" They all said.
"HAH HAH! You blinked! You blinked!" Cried Allen triumphantly, jumping up and down. SuperShaun looked lost and hurt.
Everyone else rolled their eyes and sweatdropped.
"Yeah, getting out of here would be great," said my sister. "Any ideas?"
"YES!" I cried. "I just said my idea, like, two minutes ago!"
"Yeah, well I forgot! So much has just happened," she replied simply.
"Actually, I forgot too." Said Amanda.
"Me too," said Lacey.
"You weren't even listening in the first place..... neither was my Van." I said under my breath.
"What?" she asked.
"Uh... I said, 'We'll soon be.... gone... with the help of SuperShaun....and Van!'" I replied nervously. "ANYWAY, shimatta, Van will fly us down, and Shaun will fly us down and we'll escape, easy as..... uh...... easy as..." I grinned at Rebecca. "Easy as Rebecca..."
"URH!!" snarled Rebecca. Everyone laughed. Especially Justin.
"Shut up, Justin!" She said. We all continued laughing.
Suddenly, without warning, Guimel runs through one door, screaming wildly with terror, and runs right across the room, through the other door on the opposite side. Everyone exchanged glances and looked confused.
"Oookay..." Said Rebecca.
"That was......... unexpected...." Said John.
"More like...... different." Said Joanna. "I mean, we've all seen some pretty strange things since we've been here..... but that was the weirdest!"
And then Buffy the Vampire Slayer ran through the room carrying a stake held high. She was screaming "Come back here, you puffy-haired Vampire!" Then she disappeared through the door after Guimel.
"I stand corrected." Said Joanna. "THAT was the weirdest."
Giles and the gang ran through now, yelling things like, "Buffy! That's not the vampire....", and "That isn't Spike!", and "Wait up!" They also ran through the door. The Dragon Slayer guarding it was stunned, (there is only one, because Chesta is "tied" up at the moment.... heh heh heh.) So he let everyone pass.
Spike was next. "Slayer!" he yelled. "I'm right.......... wait a minute," he stopped and nodded thoughtfully. "This makes everything easier on me." He walked over to our little group and sat down on a plushy pillow chair and said, "mind if I have one of these?" He asked, taking one of our root beers. (where did we get root beer? Where did we get plushy pillow chairs, for that matter...?)
"Mind if I have... you?" asked Amanda, smiling mischievously.
"Yes! I MIND!!" Shouted Allen and SuperShaun at the same time. They grabbed the struggling Amanda, and dragged her away from the confused but turned-on Spike.
Rebecca put her arm around Spike, and says, "Hey honey, the name's Rebecca. But you can call me 'Lover,' 'cause you are fine!"
Spike is loving it, when just then, Angel runs through the room. He sees Spike and skids to a stop, and walks over. "Spike.... what the hell are you doing HERE?! Buffy is chasing you, right?"
"I guess so...." he replied, not really listening to him.
".........Hey...." Said Angel, looking at Rebecca. "You're cute!"
"So are you." Rebecca said, devilishly.
"Now just a minute..." Spike perked up. "I saw her first!"
"No you didn't," smiled Angel.
"Bloody Hell, I didn't."
"Oh no..." I uttered. "That's all we need. Two vampires to add to the already-strange group we have here."
Amanda looks at Rebecca in shock. Rebecca replies to Amanda's look, saying, "you're not the only one...." Then she lays back and enjoys the two men arguing over her.
"Okay guys!" I said in a hushed tone to all of the Gaea guys and my Earth pals! We were hushed because there were two Dragon Slayers guarding the doors to the plushy pillow chair room. "We have Van, who's got the wings, and SuperShaun who can..."
"Wait a minute.... HE'S got wings? Where?!" Asked Justin.
"Shut up, Justin." Said Rebecca. We all laughed.
"Anyway," I continued, "They can take one or two of us at a time, and get us the hell out of here!"
"Good idea, Jules!" Said Amanda.
"But how do WE get back to Earth?" Asked Joanna.
"We're LEAVING Gaea?!" Said Lacey, casting worried looks at Van. I stuck my tongue out at them when her head was turned.
"Yes, we're leaving Gaea," I said.
Amanda, Allen, Lacey, Van, Justin, and Milerna gave me pouts. I stared. Chesta was pouting too. Wait a minute... Chesta.
I looked at him angrily. "What are you doing here!?"
He looked fretfully around and pulled out a mini skirt from nowhere and holds it out to me. "Uh.... dress?"
"Gimme THAT!" I yelled and grabbed it from him. Then Justin clobbered him.
"I did it!" He said triumphantly.
"I said, 'Shut up!' Dammit!" Said Rebecca, and clobbered him. Milerna rushed to his aid.
I tried to continue, "What do you know, you little runt?!" I asked Chesta.
"I uh........Julie's leaving..........?" He said.
"Get him!" Yelled Rebecca.
"Yeah!" said Lacey.
"He knows too much," Said John with a crazed look in his eyes, and he gags Chesta and throws him in a closet... "I saw this in a Gundam Wing episode once......... oh wait.... no. That was when I was with Megan."
"JOHN!" cried Rebecca. "That's disgusting...."
After that was all sorted out, we got back to business.
"Amanda, you can't go!" Said Allen.
"Oh yes she can!" Said SuperShaun. The two stood facing one another, trying to stare each other down.
"ANYWAY!!" I tried again, "We could at least get out of here!"
"Yeah!" They all said.
"HAH HAH! You blinked! You blinked!" Cried Allen triumphantly, jumping up and down. SuperShaun looked lost and hurt.
Everyone else rolled their eyes and sweatdropped.
"Yeah, getting out of here would be great," said my sister. "Any ideas?"
"YES!" I cried. "I just said my idea, like, two minutes ago!"
"Yeah, well I forgot! So much has just happened," she replied simply.
"Actually, I forgot too." Said Amanda.
"Me too," said Lacey.
"You weren't even listening in the first place..... neither was my Van." I said under my breath.
"What?" she asked.
"Uh... I said, 'We'll soon be.... gone... with the help of SuperShaun....and Van!'" I replied nervously. "ANYWAY, shimatta, Van will fly us down, and Shaun will fly us down and we'll escape, easy as..... uh...... easy as..." I grinned at Rebecca. "Easy as Rebecca..."
"URH!!" snarled Rebecca. Everyone laughed. Especially Justin.
"Shut up, Justin!" She said. We all continued laughing.
Suddenly, without warning, Guimel runs through one door, screaming wildly with terror, and runs right across the room, through the other door on the opposite side. Everyone exchanged glances and looked confused.
"Oookay..." Said Rebecca.
"That was......... unexpected...." Said John.
"More like...... different." Said Joanna. "I mean, we've all seen some pretty strange things since we've been here..... but that was the weirdest!"
And then Buffy the Vampire Slayer ran through the room carrying a stake held high. She was screaming "Come back here, you puffy-haired Vampire!" Then she disappeared through the door after Guimel.
"I stand corrected." Said Joanna. "THAT was the weirdest."
Giles and the gang ran through now, yelling things like, "Buffy! That's not the vampire....", and "That isn't Spike!", and "Wait up!" They also ran through the door. The Dragon Slayer guarding it was stunned, (there is only one, because Chesta is "tied" up at the moment.... heh heh heh.) So he let everyone pass.
Spike was next. "Slayer!" he yelled. "I'm right.......... wait a minute," he stopped and nodded thoughtfully. "This makes everything easier on me." He walked over to our little group and sat down on a plushy pillow chair and said, "mind if I have one of these?" He asked, taking one of our root beers. (where did we get root beer? Where did we get plushy pillow chairs, for that matter...?)
"Mind if I have... you?" asked Amanda, smiling mischievously.
"Yes! I MIND!!" Shouted Allen and SuperShaun at the same time. They grabbed the struggling Amanda, and dragged her away from the confused but turned-on Spike.
Rebecca put her arm around Spike, and says, "Hey honey, the name's Rebecca. But you can call me 'Lover,' 'cause you are fine!"
Spike is loving it, when just then, Angel runs through the room. He sees Spike and skids to a stop, and walks over. "Spike.... what the hell are you doing HERE?! Buffy is chasing you, right?"
"I guess so...." he replied, not really listening to him.
".........Hey...." Said Angel, looking at Rebecca. "You're cute!"
"So are you." Rebecca said, devilishly.
"Now just a minute..." Spike perked up. "I saw her first!"
"No you didn't," smiled Angel.
"Bloody Hell, I didn't."
"Oh no..." I uttered. "That's all we need. Two vampires to add to the already-strange group we have here."
Amanda looks at Rebecca in shock. Rebecca replies to Amanda's look, saying, "you're not the only one...." Then she lays back and enjoys the two men arguing over her.