Disclaimer: I only play. I don't owe. Otherwise, I'd be richer than the queen. And I've got a total of 5 bucks.
Author's Notes: Written for the dialogue-only contrelamontre challenge in 12 of the 30 minutes, with an edit of about another minute... *snicker* This was a fun one. *grin* It's slash. No like, no read. Love. Embrace. Enjoy.
Noisy Stomach
By Katie of Gryffindor
"Harry, would you go get something in that damn stomach of yours?"
"All right, all right. I'm going, I'm going."
"Damn stomach keeping me up all bloody night. I have things to do in the morning. Places to go. People to see. Can't have a bloody stomach keeping me away from my bloody beauty sleep... Not that I need-"
"Draco, would you stop complaining? I can hear it clear across the flat! And no, you don't need beauty sleep, you're gorgeous enough as it is."
"God damn man won't even let me finish my grumbling. His damn stomach woke me up. You'd think the sodding Gryffindor would at least let me grum-"
"Draco, I get it. I'm a pain in the ass. But that's why you married me, isn't it?"
"No, I married you because you're hot."
"Thank you!"
"Would you just put something into your damned noisy stomach, and get back to bed? I'm getting co-AH!"
"Cold, dear?"
"What the hell did you just do? What is this mess?"
"Whipped cream, love. Here, let me get that..."
"No Ha-uhh... Yeah... That's nice."
"Mmm, whipped cream a la Draco. A masterpiece."
"You know, I said put food in your stomach. Not put food on me."
"I'm eating. I was just hungry for something a little more..."
"Oh!"
"Draco-ish..."
"Oh-oh... Dammit, Har-uh... Harry! I ha-mmm-have work in-ahh-in the morning!"
"Oh, yeah... I suppose you do. Well, I guess I'll let you sleep then?"
"Fuck that! No fair working me all up and not finishing things! Get back down there!"
"Your wish is my command, Draco."
"Oh Merlin... Yes! Ah, oh yeah..."
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"Rough night last night, Mister Malfoy?"
"No, Bostwick. My husband just has a noisy stomach."
"Erm, all right then... So would you like whipped cream on your cappuccino, sir?"
"Grrrr..."
"Was that your stomach rumbling, sir?"
"Just get the damn coffee, would you?"
~*~ The End ~*~