"MALFOY?" asked Ron in a disgusted voice.

"Yes." said Hermione without making eye contact with anyone.

"Why him?" asked Harry.

"We.are.together," said Hermione.

"WHAT? That scumbag? Why him?" asked Ron.

"He's really nice, and we have fun together."

"You have been together in public?"

"Of course."

"EWWW."

"We have done a lot together."

Just then Malfoy walked over to the table. He looked at Hermione and gave her a long, wet, tongue kiss. Harry and Ron couldn't believe their eyes. They were looking at their best friend making out with their worst enemy. They finally stopped and Malfoy looked at Ron and Harry.

"What's the matter boys? Are you jealous that you haven't been making out with the greatest girl ever? Well I have been, and it's great!" exclaimed Malfoy. "You could never have a girl like her. Not ever."

He strode away and Hermione followed blushing worse than ever.