AN: Feel free to enlarge the text size in this story, (it makes the story look longer)

Disclaimer: The following story was written after three hours sleep. Give it a break. Readers are reminded not to attempt any stunts that they read in this fan fiction, without expert supervision. (Or at least somebody pretending to be an expert)

Harry and company were walking up the stairs, (trying not to be pelted by peeves, who was currently throwing folded socks at people.)

"Harry!" said Hermione. "Slow down, you're going to fast!"

Harry kept on going up the stairs, moving slightly quicker than he was before.

"Harry! Wait up!"

"Harry," cried Hermione grabbing onto his arm. "Slow down, we can't keep up."

"It's not fault your legs are short," said Harry nastily. (What can you expect from a guy that gets stuck with her for nearly a year, every year, going on and on and on about Hogwarts: A History, or how you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which she mentioned any time she heard the word "apparate," or how she got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s)

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Hermione said violently. "ARE YOU IMPLYING MY LEGS ARE SHORT?!?!"

Now this was never released in the Harry Potter books (don't ask why) but Hermione had REALLY short legs (now do you understand why she so much shorter) and had a little anger problem over the fact that they were, incredibly, short.

"DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID?" says Hermione, reading over author's shoulder.

*Twisted being afraid of large angry women quickly removes statement, (then puts it back when Hermione isn't looking)*

Getting back to the story…

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Hermione said violently. "ARE YOU IMPLYING MY LEGS ARE SHORT!?!?!"

"No Hermione I'm not implying," said Harry calmly. "I'm STATING."

"It's like how you 'state' Hogwarts: A History, or how you state that you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which you mention any time you hear the word "apparate," or how you got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s" said Ron, who had decided to join in on this conversation due to the fact that he hasn't spoken much in this fan fiction.

*Author ducks as people throw stuff at him for repeating the paragraph, going on and on and on about Hogwarts: A History, or how you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which she mention any time she heard the word "apparate," or how she got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s, to make the story look longer. *

*Author ducks when readers see the last chunk of writing. *

*Author laughs gleefully at the fact he repeated, going on and on and on about Hogwarts: A History, or how you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which she mention any time she heard the word "apparate," or how she got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s, again. *

Teeheehee

Okay so, so far in this chapter the following have happened:

Ron, Harry and Hermione are walking upstairs,

Harry walks too fast

Harry points about, to much embarrassment and anger of Hermione, that if her incredibly short legs would grow more then she would be able to keep up

Hermione gets into a fight with those two (while the three are still walking, it's a long way up, no time for rests)

Twisted states the paragraph,

 Going on and on and on about Hogwarts: A History, or how you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which she mention any time she heard the word "apparate," or how she got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s

Four times (looks up…oh now it's five)

Five times, just so he takes up more room.

Ok now that we got that sorted, back to the story.

"It's like how you 'state' Hogwarts: A History, or how you state that you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which you mention any time you hear the word "apparate," or how you got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s" said Ron, who had decided to join in on this conversation due to the fact that he hasn't spoken much in this fan fiction.

*Author stands by the fact that if he hadn't written that there then you wouldn't be able to remember what happened before I said, "It's like how you 'state' Hogwarts: A History, or how you state that you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which you mention any time you hear the word "apparate," or how you got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s" all those times. *

"Oh so now you're on his side, are you Ron?" said Hermione, who had now reached the top of the stairs (just after Ron and Harry though as she has shorter legs than them.) "Well fine it's not like I need you I have other friends."

"Name one," said Ron opening the door and walking into the room of requirement.

And thanks to the magic of the room of requirement a list appeared in front of Hermione with the heading 'Hermione's friends other than Ron and Harry' Unfortunately for Hermione the list was blank (except for the title and a little bit at the bottom which said [And here's where your meant to say 'Doh!' should of seen this coming] "maybe if you didn't keeping stating, Hogwarts: A History, or how you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which you mention any time you hear the word "apparate," or how you got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s" all those times, you would have more friends"

Hermione got mad from reading that (as did many of this story's readers) so she 'required' a lighter and burnt the piece of parchment. (Much to the relief of the readers as it had the paragraph that I'm not going to mention, on it)

Harry laughed, as he read over her shoulder.

"Told you," he said. "Without us your nothing."

AN: Now this is the point where Hermione gets really mad at Harry and Ron, remember I advise you, DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE GIRL!! If you wish to, then there are some of those cellophane glasses thingies at the front desk for just ten – ninety nine. (Cue annoying wows from studio audience, who had actually bothered to come watch this infomercial/fan fiction thing)

"YOU, YOU, YOU ~(explicit content, use your imagination)~ I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT YOU EGOTISTICAL (big word – look it up) ANNOYING, AGGRAVATING ~(more explicit content)~ ~(more explicit content)~ ~(more explicit content)~ ~(more explicit content)~ ~(more explicit content)~ ~(yes even more explicit content)~. ARGH!!!!!!!!!" Hermione screamed so loud that, if it wasn't for the fact that the room of requirement had grown soundproof walls, the whole castle could've heard her.

Harry and Ron were speechless from this, how do you say, exhibition of her anger.

"ARGH!!!!" screamed Hermione storming out of the room…

AN: Wow that one was just a little bit longer than the first chapter. Hehe *Author ducks as people throw stuff at him for wasting their time*. This is the bit where there's that really cheesy voice that says something like "Oh no, will Hermione be ok, and what will Harry and Ron do to try and become friends, find out next time on…um…Fan fiction dot com"…well ignore that voice, because knowing my story, I can tell you for a fact that the next part will confuse more than it will inform you.

See Ya

Twisted Slinky