"Inuyasha: the Beauty and the Beast Parody"
By: Shi-Chan
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Inuyasha when he's mad (O.o) and some fluffiness. ^_~
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Inuyasha. Takahashi Rumiko-sama owns him and all related characters. I don't even own the story "Beauty and the Beast"!!! I do wish, however, of owning "The Lion King" :D Nehoo, I'm simply borrowing them for your entertainment.
Author's Corner!!
Shi-Chan: Haha! I return! And this time, I torture Inuyasha and company with the old faerie (fairy) tale, "Beauty and The Beast".
Kagome: Great. . .
Shi-Chan: *smiles happily* Don't worry, I won't torture you guys *too* much. In fact, you guys should be happy that I write such *lovely* fanfiction!
Inuyasha: Lovely?! Where do you get off?!
Shi-Chan: Umm. . . around the end of the fanficion, I'd say.
Inuyasha and Kagome: *sweat drop*
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Chapter 1: Introduction
"Kon'nichi wa minna-chan! My name is Shi-chan, and tonight, I'll be blackmailing Inuyasha and Kagome into starring in my version of 'Beauty and the Beast'!" A brunette girl told everyone reading the fanfiction, as she shoved Inuyasha out, and a large castle appeared behind him.
Everyone suddenly ooh-ed and ah-ed as a strange voice came out of nowhere and said, "About 500 years ago in an Era called 'Feudal', there lived a horrible hanyou named Inuyasha. There was a hole dug deep into his heart because his mother was killed when he was only an infant, and though he had all the power that a hanyou could possibly have, he was miserable, and conceited.
"One day, an old, hideously and disturbingly ugly hag approached the hanyou's doorway, seeking shelter for the night. She could only offer one single thing in return, a worthless jewel known as the Shikon no Tama. Inuyasha sneered at the woman and turned her away, completely disgusted. Once he had rejected the woman for the second time, her ugliness melted from her body, and the beautiful miko known as Kikyou stood before him."
"Please forgive me, my lady. My many apologies. You may spend as long as you need here..." The hanyou reasoned, begging of the miko's forgiveness. The lady Kikyou shook her head, seeing that there was no love in the hanyou's heart. "May a curse be laid over you, your castle, and those loyal to you. Until you learn to love another, you shall be a beast. But, you've got only fifty years. This jewel I hold, the Shikon no Tama, will fall into shards over the years. Once the fiftieth year is up, the last shard of the jewel will fall. If you haven't learned to love another by the time the last shard falls, you shall remain a beast." Inuyasha glared at Kikyou. "WHAT?! Are you joking, Kikyou?! I'm a youkai, I'm no beast!" He screamed. Kikyou shrugged and returned his glare. "Well, I'm not the one who's writing this stupid fanfiction. Don't blame me for how idiotic it is!" She yelled in return.
And so finally, after much dispute, Kikyou laid her curse upon the hanyou and left, hoping that perhaps someone, could learn to love a beast.
"Sayonara, okaa-san! I'm off to town!" A beautiful black haired girl named Kagome told her mother, running towards the little village, not far away from the cottage she shared with her mother.
As she got to town, she decided to head straight for the manga store to see if they had gotten any new issues of Ranma 1/2. Kagome could feel everyone's eyes on her and hear them snickering as she walked down the streets for the bookstore. They all thought that she was strange simply because she was a young girl who enjoyed reading, but she didn't care. She loved to read, and they could deal with it.
She reached the library and unfortunately, they hadn't gotten any new shipments of manga since the previous day, so she decided just to reread the second Sailor Moon StarS manga. She loved Sailor Moon StarS! Sailor Moon, confused and powerless, against her own friends... She loved complicated storylines such as those in Kaitou Saint Tail, Dragon Ball, and Ranma ½. Kagome was out of the library in only a second, her manga in hand. The black haired girl began walking down the streets, towards her house, oblivious to the world around her as she read her Sailor Moon.
Meanwhile, the most handsome man in the whole village, Kouga, had just finished battling a youkai who was threatening the village. "Hmm... I wonder if Kagome's in town... I think I'd like to propose to her today. Someone as beautiful as her doesn't deserve to wait so long for someone as handsome as me." He said to his (slightly) faithful companion, Shippou. "Oh, that's a great idea, Kouga! She'll just HAVE to yes to you!" The kitsune youkai yelled over-enthusiastically. He then turned away and muttered under his breath, "Not."
"Mother, I'm home!" Kagome announced, walking in the door, manga in arm. "Oh, welcome back home, sweetheart! How was your time in town?" Kagome shrugged and came to see what Zhouji (She shall be referred to as Zhouji since she has no real name) was stirring. "Gosh! This stir-fry is taking forever to finish! I'm never gonna win that 'Best Stir-Fry Cook In All Of Japan' award at this rate..." Zhouji whined. A sweat drop formed on Kagome's head. "Ehehehe... Sure you will, mom!! Just taste it to see if it's any good." She reassured her mother. Zhouji's eyes lit up as she put a spoonful of the stir-fry in her mouth. "Ah! It's good! Kagome-chan, go hitch up the horse. I'm off to the Best Stir-Fry Cook In All Of Japan Convention!!!!!" She yelled happily.
Kagome waved goodbye to her mother as she left for the Annual Best Stir-Fry Cook In All Of Japan Convention. "Good luck mother! Be back soon!"
The End of the First Chapter!
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Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: Hello everyone! I return with another lovely Inuyasha fanfiction!! ^^ This one is actually a remake of an old story that the staff here removed from their site... They never would tell me why! There was nothing wrong with it!!!!!! T_T
Inuyasha: Maybe they don't like you either...
Shi-chan: . Oh, shut up, kisama.... Nehoo, please leave me some really nice reviews so I know that you all like this enough for me to bother continuing my editing and revising!!!!!!!! :)
~Shi-Chan Meows~
=^o^=
By: Shi-Chan
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Inuyasha when he's mad (O.o) and some fluffiness. ^_~
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Inuyasha. Takahashi Rumiko-sama owns him and all related characters. I don't even own the story "Beauty and the Beast"!!! I do wish, however, of owning "The Lion King" :D Nehoo, I'm simply borrowing them for your entertainment.
Author's Corner!!
Shi-Chan: Haha! I return! And this time, I torture Inuyasha and company with the old faerie (fairy) tale, "Beauty and The Beast".
Kagome: Great. . .
Shi-Chan: *smiles happily* Don't worry, I won't torture you guys *too* much. In fact, you guys should be happy that I write such *lovely* fanfiction!
Inuyasha: Lovely?! Where do you get off?!
Shi-Chan: Umm. . . around the end of the fanficion, I'd say.
Inuyasha and Kagome: *sweat drop*
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Chapter 1: Introduction
"Kon'nichi wa minna-chan! My name is Shi-chan, and tonight, I'll be blackmailing Inuyasha and Kagome into starring in my version of 'Beauty and the Beast'!" A brunette girl told everyone reading the fanfiction, as she shoved Inuyasha out, and a large castle appeared behind him.
Everyone suddenly ooh-ed and ah-ed as a strange voice came out of nowhere and said, "About 500 years ago in an Era called 'Feudal', there lived a horrible hanyou named Inuyasha. There was a hole dug deep into his heart because his mother was killed when he was only an infant, and though he had all the power that a hanyou could possibly have, he was miserable, and conceited.
"One day, an old, hideously and disturbingly ugly hag approached the hanyou's doorway, seeking shelter for the night. She could only offer one single thing in return, a worthless jewel known as the Shikon no Tama. Inuyasha sneered at the woman and turned her away, completely disgusted. Once he had rejected the woman for the second time, her ugliness melted from her body, and the beautiful miko known as Kikyou stood before him."
"Please forgive me, my lady. My many apologies. You may spend as long as you need here..." The hanyou reasoned, begging of the miko's forgiveness. The lady Kikyou shook her head, seeing that there was no love in the hanyou's heart. "May a curse be laid over you, your castle, and those loyal to you. Until you learn to love another, you shall be a beast. But, you've got only fifty years. This jewel I hold, the Shikon no Tama, will fall into shards over the years. Once the fiftieth year is up, the last shard of the jewel will fall. If you haven't learned to love another by the time the last shard falls, you shall remain a beast." Inuyasha glared at Kikyou. "WHAT?! Are you joking, Kikyou?! I'm a youkai, I'm no beast!" He screamed. Kikyou shrugged and returned his glare. "Well, I'm not the one who's writing this stupid fanfiction. Don't blame me for how idiotic it is!" She yelled in return.
And so finally, after much dispute, Kikyou laid her curse upon the hanyou and left, hoping that perhaps someone, could learn to love a beast.
"Sayonara, okaa-san! I'm off to town!" A beautiful black haired girl named Kagome told her mother, running towards the little village, not far away from the cottage she shared with her mother.
As she got to town, she decided to head straight for the manga store to see if they had gotten any new issues of Ranma 1/2. Kagome could feel everyone's eyes on her and hear them snickering as she walked down the streets for the bookstore. They all thought that she was strange simply because she was a young girl who enjoyed reading, but she didn't care. She loved to read, and they could deal with it.
She reached the library and unfortunately, they hadn't gotten any new shipments of manga since the previous day, so she decided just to reread the second Sailor Moon StarS manga. She loved Sailor Moon StarS! Sailor Moon, confused and powerless, against her own friends... She loved complicated storylines such as those in Kaitou Saint Tail, Dragon Ball, and Ranma ½. Kagome was out of the library in only a second, her manga in hand. The black haired girl began walking down the streets, towards her house, oblivious to the world around her as she read her Sailor Moon.
Meanwhile, the most handsome man in the whole village, Kouga, had just finished battling a youkai who was threatening the village. "Hmm... I wonder if Kagome's in town... I think I'd like to propose to her today. Someone as beautiful as her doesn't deserve to wait so long for someone as handsome as me." He said to his (slightly) faithful companion, Shippou. "Oh, that's a great idea, Kouga! She'll just HAVE to yes to you!" The kitsune youkai yelled over-enthusiastically. He then turned away and muttered under his breath, "Not."
"Mother, I'm home!" Kagome announced, walking in the door, manga in arm. "Oh, welcome back home, sweetheart! How was your time in town?" Kagome shrugged and came to see what Zhouji (She shall be referred to as Zhouji since she has no real name) was stirring. "Gosh! This stir-fry is taking forever to finish! I'm never gonna win that 'Best Stir-Fry Cook In All Of Japan' award at this rate..." Zhouji whined. A sweat drop formed on Kagome's head. "Ehehehe... Sure you will, mom!! Just taste it to see if it's any good." She reassured her mother. Zhouji's eyes lit up as she put a spoonful of the stir-fry in her mouth. "Ah! It's good! Kagome-chan, go hitch up the horse. I'm off to the Best Stir-Fry Cook In All Of Japan Convention!!!!!" She yelled happily.
Kagome waved goodbye to her mother as she left for the Annual Best Stir-Fry Cook In All Of Japan Convention. "Good luck mother! Be back soon!"
The End of the First Chapter!
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Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: Hello everyone! I return with another lovely Inuyasha fanfiction!! ^^ This one is actually a remake of an old story that the staff here removed from their site... They never would tell me why! There was nothing wrong with it!!!!!! T_T
Inuyasha: Maybe they don't like you either...
Shi-chan: . Oh, shut up, kisama.... Nehoo, please leave me some really nice reviews so I know that you all like this enough for me to bother continuing my editing and revising!!!!!!!! :)
~Shi-Chan Meows~
=^o^=