Hermione ran down the stairs in frustration. "ARGH!!!" she screamed. (No I don't like that word, what made you think that?) "ARGH!!!!!!"

Ron and Harry stood in the room of requirement speechless

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speech·less

(sp ch l s)


adj.

Lacking the faculty of speech.

Temporarily unable to speak, as through astonishment.

Refraining from speech; silent.

Unexpressed or inexpressible in words: speechless admiration.

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"Well Harry you really did it that time didn't you," said Ron. "You made her run away screaming 'ARGH' " (teeheehee)

"ME?!?!?" said Harry in disbelief . "Excuse me, who said, 'name one' "

"I did," said Ron. "But who said that she had short legs?"

"I did," said Harry. "But who said  'Hogwarts: A History, or how you can't apparate or disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, which you mention any time you hear the word "apparate," or how you got a EXCELLENT amount of O.W.L.'s' ?"

"He did," said Ron pointing at the author. "And you did, and the parchment did."

"And?"

"And I did."

Just then Dobby appeared (don't ask me why, I'm just trying to get an actual plot going here)

"Master Potter," he cried. "Master Weasel"

Ron didn't look impressed by Dobby's pronunciation of his last name.

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pro·nun·ci·a·tion

 (pr -n n s - sh n)


n.

The act or manner of pronouncing words; utterance of speech.

A way of speaking a word, especially a way that is accepted or generally understood.

A graphic representation of the way a word is spoken, using phonetic symbols.

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"What Dobby?" asked Harry.

"Miss Hermyown has fallen down a fake step but Dobby not strong enough to lift her out."

Ron smirked at Dobby's pronunciation of Hermione.

"Shame on you mister weasel," Harry said laughing. "Why are you laughing at Hermown?"

"Stop laughing," said Dobby. "Hermyown is in trouble."

"He's right Harry," said Ron. "Let's go pull her out."

And so they set out on the dangerous quest to rescue the fair maiden, who was, in peril danger.

*Author turns off the medieval show on TV. * Hehe sorry 'bout that

So they went to pull Hermione out of a hole.

They ran down the staircase only to find that Hermione wasn't in a hole at all she was sitting there on the staircase waiting for them.

"Thanks for getting them Dobby," she said digging into her robe pocket. "As promised here's your hat."

"Oh thanking you miss Hermyown," said Dobby. "You are truly kind."

"It's about time you two got here," she said pouting. "I sent Dobby up there to get you ages ago."

"Oh," said Harry. "You sent Dobby up there to get us because your short legs couldn't carry you as fast."

Annoying documentary host comes on stage.

"What you have just seen here is one of the most daring things to do near these majestic animals, otherwise known as the woman. This 'woman' is typically the female of the species, known for their short tempers and painful torture methods. This male of the species has just insulted the 'woman' lets have a close look at what happens."

"YOU SELF CENTERED, ARROGANT, EGOTISTICAL, ANNOYING ~(explicit content)~ I CAN'T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THAT YOU STILL HARASS ME LIKE THAT" (whoa déjà vu) said Hermione pulling out her wand. "CONFUNDUS MAXIMUS SHROCODUS (which is a spell that I just made up that turns you into a silk worm ;))

Harry and Ron tripped over but didn't change into silk worms.

"Whoa Hermione couldn't even curse us," said Harry. "Even an amateur can perform the silk worm curse."

"Yea she couldn't curse her way out of a wet paper bag," said Ron.

Just then Remus Lupin apparated in front of them (much to the dismay of Hermione who had been convinced that you can't apparate onto Hogwarts' grounds)

"Looks like you got yourself a pair of boggarts there," (Whoa you didn't see that coming did you) he said. "Ridikalus" (I don't have the book with me, sorry about the spelling)

There was a loud crack as Harry and Ron turned into moons and then disappeared.

"Bye," he said disapparating.

"There you are Hermione," said Ron walking up the stairs. "Been looking everywhere for you. Hey we were wondering if you wanted to go to the room of requirement with us."

"That is, if your short, widdle legs can make it up there," added Harry.

"ARGH!" (Teehee) screamed Hermione as she started to run down the stairs.

After she was gone Fred and George unzipped the Harry and Ron costumes.

"You were right," said George. "These costumes were a great buy."

THE END, OR IS IT ? *GASP* Dun Dun Dun

After note:  Yes it is the end of my story unfortunately.

Well I can guarantee you didn't see some of those things coming, did'ya.

I'm kinda sad to be saying goodbye to this story *tears swell up in eyes*

But it's okay because I'm in the middle of writing a new story at the moment.

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Now for the fun bit.

The it where you review my work.

Or else.

I mean it.

Don't make me turn you into a silk worm *raises wand*