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Chapter Seven:  Talent show

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Lily, Arabella, Selena, and Gwen were all getting ready for the big talent show. Just as Lily suggested to dress up as a muggle girl group and sing. Gwen was making the costumes, as Arabella and Selena were the ones who thought of what to sing.

"Gwen, what are we all wearing?" Lily asked.

"We're wearing these," she pointed to her bed with four different color long sequenced dresses that came with matching gloves and boas.

Selena looked at the dresses and her mouth dropped, " Were – wear – ing – dresses?"

"Yeah, what's wrong Lena?" Gwen looked at her confused. She had forgotten.

"No! No! You can't make me! Last time I wore a dress was when," she stopped, "never mind I can't even remember. You see?!?"

"Calm down Lena, you get the blue one, Lily gets green, Arabella gets red, and I get the purple dress," she said trying to make her consider putting the dress on.

Selena tried to run from them, but they caught her and made her put the dress on and applied make-up to her face. Once they had let her go, she turned around.

She stuck her tongue out, " You guys suck!"

The girls just laughed as they got themselves dressed and put there make up on. They all looked at one another.

"I feel like a whore," Selena said trying to walk.

"That is because you are my dear," Lily grinned as her and Selena glared at her. "So are we all ready? Let's go!"

They all walked to the great hall.

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The great hall was packed with the whole entire school dressed in they're costumes. Pretty much the whole school was performing. There was a stage built in the front of the hall where the teachers would eat. This talent show would probably take all day with the amount of students performing after all this was the very last talent show at Hogwarts ever.  Professor Dumbledore appeared on stage.

"Welcome students and professors to our very last talent show! Yes, I know we'll all have a fantastic day with full of entertainment from our students and maybe perhaps a performance from our very professors. Now enough of me talking now, our very first act is Adriana Jordon and Eric singing a duet."

The whole hall began to cheer as the cute couple appeared on stage. They were dressed in bell-bottoms, and white shirts. Eric got on his knees so that Adriana was taller than him, the front of the crowd saw this and began laughing. Many girls envied Adriana because she was going out with Gryffindor's Quidditch team captain, but many thought they were good together. The crowd looked at them as the music started.

Adriana: They say we're young and we don't know.
We won't find out until we grow
Eric: Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

Eric: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

Adriana: They say our love won't pay the rent.
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
Eric: I guess that's so, we don't have a pot.
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Eric: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

Eric: I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring
Adriana: And when I'm sad, you're a clown.
And if I get scared, you're always around
Adriana: So let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Eric: Then put your little hand in mine.
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Eric: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

Eric: I got you to hold my hand
Adriana: I got you to understand
Eric: I got you to walk with me
Adriana: I got you to talk with me
Adriana: I got you to kiss goodnight
Adriana: I got you to hold me tight
Eric: I got you, I won't let go
Adriana: I got you to love me so

BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe

The couple bowed as the whole hall cheered, well some of the Slytherins did, but it was ok. As they got off they heard people whispering.

"That was so cute."

"I know especially when he got on his knees."

"I don't even know why he's with her."

"Your just jealous so shut up."

Dumbledore appeared back on stage and a few more performances went on such as a muggle magic show performed by a group of Hufflepuffs, everyone thought that was hilarious except for the Slytherins. They had no room to talk since a Slytherins did a comedy skit, let's just say no one found humor in it.

"Very good indeed, now we have Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Crabbe and Goyle," Dumbleodre looked at the paper since it just said Crabbe and Goyle.

The Slytherin side roared with cheering and screaming as the group went up. They were all wearing leather pants with tank tops. Most of the girls who fancied Malfoy and Snape couldn't keep their eyes off on them. The Marauders couldn't stop laughing at the sight of the group of Slytherins in leather pants.

Malfoy and Snape were going to sing and Crabbe and Goyle were going to be their back up dancers. Some upbeat music came on and so did some singing.

Malfoy: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Snape: Love's going to leave me

Malfoy: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt.
So sexy it hurts
Snape: And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan New York and Japan
Malfoy: And I'm too sexy for your party.
Too sexy for your party.
No way I'm disco dancing

Snape: I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

Malfoy: I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car.
Too sexy by far
Snape: And I'm too sexy for my hat.
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

Malfoy: I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Snape: I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

Malfoy: 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

Snape: I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat.
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
Malfoy: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love.
Loves going to leave me

BOTH: And were too sexy for this song

At the end Crabbe and Goyle twirled one another. Everyone except for the Slytherins did not find this disturbing. They got off the stage as some of their fans cheered.

Dumbledore appeared on stage once again, "I know everyone is a bit tired from sitting so we'll be have an intermission. Everyone must be back in fifteen minutes.

All the students left the great hall to run about wake their sleepy legs and bums.

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"Lily! Lily! Wait up!" Selena yelled running after Lily.

She ran after her all the way back to the Gryffindor common. Once she got into the girls dormitory she went to her drawer and began ripping clothes out, throwing them everywhere.

"Lily – what's –wrong – ?" Selena said trying to breath again. As she saw what she was doing, "LILY EVANS! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?"

"I CAN'T FIND IT!" Lily began wiping tears away from her face.

Selena grabbed Lily and tried to stop her from making more of a mess than she already had.

"Lily look at me! What's are you doing, "she looked at her as if she was her mum.

"Let go of me!" Lily cried.

"Not until you tell me what's wrong"

"I – I – I lost my necklace, you know the one I got on Christmas," she started to cry even more.

"There there, first tell me why it's so important to you?" Selena try to calm her down and stop crying.

"Because it was my first Christmas with some real friends and when I got that necklace I felt like I was really needed. You guys are the best thing that happened to me. And I feel incomplete with out that necklace," she began to sob even more.

"Do you know who even gave that necklace?"

"Umm…no"

"Sometimes you people should be glad that I notice these things, because you guys can be so brain-dead at times"

Lily began to laugh, "Who is it then, Miss know it all"

"Isn't it obvious? It was James. I thought you knew."

"James"

"What no! It couldn't be James, could it?"

"Yes it was, didn't you see his face glow when you were so happy to get that necklace?"

"But why?"

"Lily Lily," Selena shook her head, "because he likes you, I knew this ever since he was staring at you in the train compartment going to Hogwarts"

"I never knew"

"Now you do, beside I know you share the same feelings for him too."

Lily began to flush, once in the first time you could see in her eyes that she admit to liking James Harold Potter. Selena saw the look in her eyes.

"Man, now I gotta forgive Sirius"

"Oh shove it"

"Don't worry I won't tell no one. But since that's over with I already found the necklace that you been sobbing over"

Lily jumped up, " WHAT? WHERE WAS IT?"

Selena shook her head again and handed her the necklace, "all the places you forgot to look was on your bed."

Lily cleaned her face up and Selena helped her put her clothes back in her drawer.  She put her necklace back on, and thought of James. They ran back to the Great Hall for the rest of the talent show.

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Everyone came back to the great hall and sat back in their places. Dumbledore welcomed everyone back and announced the next performance.

"I hope everyone feels better now.  I feel as if this shouldn't have been a talent show this year, it has been more of Karaoke Day instead," he laughed. " We have Gwen Garcia and Jared Zanbini next singing a duet."

Once Gwen and Jared got on stage the music started.

Jared: Why, why, why

Gwen: Oh ooh ohh

Jared: There you are, in a darkened room
And you're all alone, looking out the window
Your heart is cold and lost the will to love. Like a broken arrow
Here I stand in the shadows

Gwen: In the shadows

Jared: Come to come, come to me

BOTH: Can't you see that
Nobody wants to be lonely
Nobody wants to cry
My body's longing to hold you
So bad it hurts inside
Time is precious and it's slipping away
And I've been waiting for you all of my life (ohh)
Nobody wants to be lonely
So why (why), why don't you let me love you
Why (ooh ohh yeah), why (oh why), why

Gwen: Ooh ooh, yeah
Can you hear my voice, do you hear my song
It's a serenade, so your heart can find me, ohh
And suddenly you're flying down the stairs. Into my arms, baby, ohh

Jared: Before I start going crazy

Gwen: Going crazy, ohh

Jared: Run to me

Gwen: Run to me

BOTH: Cause I'm dying...
Nobody wants to be lonely
Nobody wants to cry (don't wanna cry)
My body's longing to hold you (I'm longing to hold you)
So bad it hurts inside
Time is precious and it's slipping away
And I've been waiting for you all of my life (ohh)
Nobody wants to be lonely. So why

Gwen: Why, why don't you let me love you

Jared: I wanna feel you need me

Gwen: Feel you need me

Jared: Just like the air you're breathing

Gwen: Breathing, I need you here in my life

BOTH: Don't walk away, don't walk away
Don't walk away, don't walk away
No, no, no, no...
Nobody wants to be lonely
Nobody wants to cry... yeah yeah
Nobody wants to be lonely (yeah ohh ooh)
Nobody wants to cry (nobody wants to cry)
My body's longing to hold you (is longing to hold you)
So bad it hurts inside (hurts inside)
Time is precious and it's slipping away
And I've been waiting for you all of my life (ohh

BOTH: Nobody wants to be lonely
So why (why), why don't you let me love you
Let me love you...
Nobody wants to be lonely
Nobody wants to cry (nobody wants to cry...)
My body's longing to hold you (I'm longing to hold you)
So bad it hurts inside (so hurt inside)
Time is precious and it's slipping away
And I've been waiting for you all of my life

BOTH: Nobody wants to be lonely
So why (why), why don't you let me love you
Why (why), let me love you
Why don't you let me love you
Why, love you, let me love you
Why (why)

The whole hall began cheering and clapping, even the Slytherins were cheering for the couple.

Gwen ran off stage to change into her other outfit.

"Excellent singing I must say, next we have Lily Evans, Selena Stone, Arabella Figg, and Gwen Garcia once again."

All four girls got on stage and sat on stools looking very provocative in their sequenced dresses with matching gloves and boas. All the guys were drooling, the Marauders saw this reaction and got very jealous. The music started as the lights dimmed.

ALL: Shoo

Lily: Many say
That I'm too young
To let you know just where I'm coming from.
But you will see
It's just a matter of time
My love surely make you mine

Gwen: Well, I'm
Livin' in a world of ghetto life
Everyone is so uptight
Nothin's wrong, it's alright, my man
I like the way we carry on
His love will send me on and on
with my man
People out there can understand

ALL: I'm givin him something he can feel
to let him know this love is real
This love is real

Selena: So much joy for us it seems
So much hope for material things
Are they only in my dreams?
(hey, oh yeah)
And that's exactly why I'm singing this song to you
To let you know that real dreams do come true.
You tell me 'what does it mean'.

Arabella: Well, I'm
Livin' in a world of ghetto life
Everyone is so uptight
Nothin's wrong, it's alright, my man
I like the way we carry on
His love will send me on and on
with my man
People out there can understand

ALL: I'm givin him something he can feel
to let him know this love is real
This love is real

The lights brighten and left all the guys in the hall drooling for more. The music changed to a faster beat and the girl's costumes changes to short skirts with high boots leaving a shirt that looked like their dresses but shorter. The girls walked up in front of the stage and looked at all the guys in the hall, but were really staring at the Marauders.

ALL: No, you're never gonna get it (Ow!)
Never ever gonna get it (No, not this time)
No, you're never gonna get it (My love)
Never ever gonna get it

ALL: No, you're never gonna get it (Ow!)
Never ever gonna get it (No, not this time)
No, you're never gonna get it (My love)
Never ever gonna get it

Lily: I remember how it used to be
You never was this nice, you can't fool me
Now you talkin' like you made a change
The more you talk, the more things sound the same
What makes you think you can just walk back into her life
Without a good fight? Oh...
I just sit back and watch you make a fool of yourself
Cuz you're just wasting your time, oh...

ALL: No, you're never gonna get it (Not this time)
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Had your chance to make a change)
Never ever gonna get it

ALL: No, you're never gonna get it (Not this time)
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Had your chance to make a change)
Never ever gonna get it

Selena: Now you promise me the moon and stars
Save your breath, you won't get very far
Gave you many chances to make change
The only thing you changed was love to hate
It doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She doesn't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, "No way"

ALL: No, you're never gonna get it (Not this time)
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Had your chance to make a change)
Never ever gonna get it

ALL: No, you're never gonna get it (Not this time)
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Had your chance to make a change)
Never ever gonna get it

Gwen and Arabella: Doesn't matter what you do or what you say
She don't love you, no way
Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect
So you won't be hearing her say, "No way"

Lily: And now it's time for a breakdown..

Gwen and Arabella: Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never get it

Lily and Selena: No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (My lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')
No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin')
Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')...

The hall roared in cheering, mostly from the girls this time. The Marauders were left speechless.

Dumbledore got back on stage as he escorted the girls off stage.

"Excellent we have a lot of talented witches and wizards here. Now, we have up are James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew."

The Marauders took awhile to get ready and appeared on stage with laughing. Sirius and James were dressed like Chiquita- Banana with bright red skirts, white tank tops, and fruit hats. As for Peter and Remus that had on a white long-sleeved shirted that had ruffles at the end with black pants. Lily, Arabella, Selena, and Gwen couldn't stop laughing, even the professor were falling off their seats. The music started it that that salsa tempo thing going on.

ALL: Burrito
Taco Taco
Burrito
Taco
Taco Taco

Sirius: Don't think because I gotta lot of money
I'll give you taco flavored kisses hunny
Fulfill all you wishes
With my taco flavored kisses

ALL: Taco Taco
Burrito Burrito
Taco Taco

The hall was still laughing as the music changed a little.

James: Baby let's make a run for the border
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop
I know exactly what I'll order
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop

The Marauders began dancing with one another.

James: I need to make a run for the border
If you pay I'll take off my top
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop
Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo

The music stopped and the Marauders waited for the crowd to stopped laughing.

As the hall was still laughing they all changed into black tank tops with blue jeans. The music changed again.

Remus: This is what you do
This is what you do
This is what you do

ALL: You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me

Sirius: Before anything came between us
You were like my best friend
The one I used to run to when me and my
Girl was having problems (that's right)
You used to say it would be okay
Suggest little nice things I should do
And when I come home at night and lay my head down
All I seem to think about is you
And how you make me wanna

ALL: You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me

James: Now what's bad
Is you're the one that hooked us up
Knowing it should've been you
What's sad is I love her but I'm falling for you
What should I do
Should I
Tell my baby bye-bye
Should I
Do exactly what I feel inside
Cause I
I don't wanna go
Don't need to stay
But I really need to get it together

ALL: You make me wanna leave the one I'm with (oh baby)
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with (oh baby)
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me

Sirius: At this point
The situations out of control
I never meant to hurt her but I
Gotta let her go
And if she may not understand it
Why all of this is going on
I tried
I tried to fight it but the feelings just to strong

Remus: You make me wanna wanna
You make me wanna

ALL: You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me

ALL: You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me wanna leave the one I'm with
Start a new relationship with you
This is what you do
Think about her and the things that come along with
You make me
You make me

The whole hall was screaming full of girls; mostly know as James, Sirius and Remus's fans. The Marauders were looking at the Lily, Arabella, Gwen, and most of all Selena. It was the girl's turn to be left speechless.  As the Marauders got off stage they heard people whispering.

"I heard that last song was for Lily."

"No isn't it, it's for Arabella."

"You all must be out of your minds, isn't it obvious it was for Selena!"

They heard this the while way till they reach the girls and sat by them as they waited for the next performance. And once again Dumbledore appeared on stage again.

"We have one more performances by the Professors and I. This will be the last year for a talent show and we would like to get this to end wit a performances by all the Professors."

As Dumbledore had said all the Professors appeared on stage along with Dumbldore, They all stood together waiting for the music started. And all the Professor began singing and dancing together.

"We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever as shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop that's the way it should be
Waooo Yeah

We're one of a kind like dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do
Our names are signed like boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby shoo wap shoo wap
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-one

When we go out a night (oh oh)
And stars are shining bright (oh, oh)
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance maybe it might be oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh

Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Yip da dip da dip shoo bop sha dooby do
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom sha boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Yip da dip da dip shoo bopp sha dooby do
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
A womp bop a looma a womp bam boom

We're for each other like womp bop a looma a womp bam boom
Just like my brother is sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be together
Waooo Yeah!

We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together"

The whole hall once again roared in laughter, cheering and clapping. This year was far the best talent show ever even if it was more like Karaoke. The Professors bowed and got off stage. As the show ended the entire school went back to their common rooms and chatted about the highlights of the show.

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That was Chapter seven. As you can tell all those songs are no mine. I hope whoever is reading likes it. I got bored and decided to update my story even though no one reads it or at least reviews. It's ok though cuz I'll keep on continuing this fanfiction cuz I have no life! Hehe! Thanx for the peeps that reviewed to my lame story. If your are reading this please review! Please!