To let everyone know, I AM NOT A GOKU-HATER! This fic is just based on how weird it would be if Goku was evil.
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! DBZ is Akira Toriyama's. Chapter 2!!!!!
"Goku!!! Are you ok?" asked an alarmed Uub. "Do you need rest? Is the super saiyan form too much? I knew we shouldn't have trained! You need your rest! C'mon Goku, talk to me!" Goku lay on the floor, not moving an inch. Uub was startled. One moment he was learning how to manipulate ki on the secret training ground they wished for with the dragonballs, and the next, Goku had suddenly passed out. One year after the bout with Majin Buu, Goku had discovered Uub and was training him. Uub suddenly thought of a way to get his fellow fighter's attention. "GOKUUU!! FOOD!" still, Goku did not move. Now Uub was getting worried. Any time Goku did not wake up at the word FOOD was the cause for it. Hyperventilating, he was about to attack Goku when the famous super saiyan got up.
"Argh . . . I need some meat," muttered Goku.
Eager to please him, Uub rushed over. "How 'bout some ham? Or eggs? Fish? Protein, uh huh, never bad for ya!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP! PITIFUL WEAKLING!" roared Goku in a deep voice.
"Yes . . . Yes sir!!!! Goku, sir, is this some sort of test, cause I am really not liking it." The glint in Goku's eyes was distracting Uub. BAM! Quickly, Uub was thrown back against the wall, in less than a fraction of a second. Goku stood, unemotional, in SSJ form.
"I have spent countless YEARS being so KIND to you MISERABLE PEOPLE! I should have DESTROYED THIS PLANET LONG AGO!" Flexing a muscle, Goku blew open the ceiling. "This power . . . UNBELIEVALBE! How did I not do something before!" Looking back, Goku could not believe he had ever done so much to help the pitiful planet of Earth. It seemed awkward! Saiyans were not like that! They killed! They were feared! They destroyed! "Training a brat like that . . . DESPICABLE! I'll blow this plant to dust! But first, the needs of the body must be met!" Evilly laughing all the way, Goku IT to Ronin City (get it! Ronin Warriors!). Somewhere deep down, Goku felt bad for yelling and hurting Uub.
Lowering his ki, Goku looked over the city. Flying people had become a common sight around the world, so no one really gave him a second look. "First, I gotta ditch these clothes." Approaching a tailor shop, Goku barged in, without any semblance of manners. Spying the owner, he practically shouted, "Get me some saiyan gear!"
Intimidated by the man's rude talk, the owner stuttered, "Saiyan gear?"
Annoyed, and remembering this planet did not know about he saiyans, Goku described the armor Vegeta wore when he first visited earth. Realizing this man must be picking up the Briefs monthly order, the tailor regained his confidence.
"Ah yes! A little early this month, I see! That will be 2000 zeni."
"YOU DEMAND PAY FROM SAIYAN WARRIOR!" Goku was appalled! He wondered how he let these pathetic humans sap him of his money. Suddenly, he smirked. "Oh, you want pay. How silly of me! Heh, heh!" With that, Goku flew out of the store with the armor in his hands and into the air. "HERE'S YOUR PAY, INFIDEL!" And with that, leaving the horrified man begging Goku to take it for free, Goku bakahuastuhaed the city into nothing.
Thousands of miles away, Vegeta stopped a punch and wheeled his head around in frustration. Krillin put Marron down, and watched on with confusion with eighteen. Trunks and Goten, playing pirates, looked toward the huge source of energy in curiosity. Piccolo awoke from meditation, teeth clenched. At school, Gohan got up from his seat, surprising everyone. Yamcha struck out during a game for the Titans, and dropped his bat, not hearing the thousands of boos and awes in the crowd for the boos. Tien and Chaozu paused, and looked on with fear. "D****! WHAT NOW!" They screamed in frustration. Peace just wouldn't last for the Z senshi. Only Vegeta sensed something different.
"Kakarot?"
Munching on the leg of a deer he had managed to catch, Goku, or should we say Kakarot, dressed in his new saiyan armor, tensed as a figure approached him. Powering up his ki, Kakarot was about to blast the ki-less stranger, when the figure shouted out. "Hey, don't shoot, I come in peace."
"That's why I want to blast you," snarled Kakarot. Taking glee in the man's obvious fright of him, Kakarot brought his palms forward, before drawing them back in recognition. "ITS YOU! The metal dude!"
"Also the man who reawakened your saiyan side with the dragonballs! I have a proposal for you!" yelled Tao Pai Pai. Thrown back in surprise, Kakarot realized why he was getting so savage. But he LIKED the savagery.
"I'm listening, but you have five minutes."
"At first, I only wanted revenge on you for making me a freak. But with your power, I, I mean we, could have world power!"
"Why would I share it with you? You attempted to kill me in a cowardly manner. Besides, I plan to destroy this world, and then use a special trick of mine to go on a universal purge. And because of you, I have my saiyan side back, but I will also have to travel to Namek to grow my tail back. Your wish took away the backup I had stored after wishing for that idiotic hideout. No way I'm going to wait a whole year."
"Namek?"
"Forget it! YOU wouldn't understand," replied Kakarot scathingly. Realizing what the stakes were, Tao Pai Pai rushed to try and convince Kakarot.
"I created you!" he screamed, desperate.
"Good point," said an irritated Kakarot. "I would have killed my parents. Means I'll have to kill you!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Trying to run away, Tao Pai Pai's path was blocked by Kakarot.
"Die," he hissed, and with that, Tao Pai Pai left the world.
I know Kakarot seems out of character, but he still has a little Goku-ness in him! Goku still has his past memories, and it is hard for him to cope with them. From now on, I'll call him Kakarot!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! DBZ is Akira Toriyama's. Chapter 2!!!!!
"Goku!!! Are you ok?" asked an alarmed Uub. "Do you need rest? Is the super saiyan form too much? I knew we shouldn't have trained! You need your rest! C'mon Goku, talk to me!" Goku lay on the floor, not moving an inch. Uub was startled. One moment he was learning how to manipulate ki on the secret training ground they wished for with the dragonballs, and the next, Goku had suddenly passed out. One year after the bout with Majin Buu, Goku had discovered Uub and was training him. Uub suddenly thought of a way to get his fellow fighter's attention. "GOKUUU!! FOOD!" still, Goku did not move. Now Uub was getting worried. Any time Goku did not wake up at the word FOOD was the cause for it. Hyperventilating, he was about to attack Goku when the famous super saiyan got up.
"Argh . . . I need some meat," muttered Goku.
Eager to please him, Uub rushed over. "How 'bout some ham? Or eggs? Fish? Protein, uh huh, never bad for ya!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP! PITIFUL WEAKLING!" roared Goku in a deep voice.
"Yes . . . Yes sir!!!! Goku, sir, is this some sort of test, cause I am really not liking it." The glint in Goku's eyes was distracting Uub. BAM! Quickly, Uub was thrown back against the wall, in less than a fraction of a second. Goku stood, unemotional, in SSJ form.
"I have spent countless YEARS being so KIND to you MISERABLE PEOPLE! I should have DESTROYED THIS PLANET LONG AGO!" Flexing a muscle, Goku blew open the ceiling. "This power . . . UNBELIEVALBE! How did I not do something before!" Looking back, Goku could not believe he had ever done so much to help the pitiful planet of Earth. It seemed awkward! Saiyans were not like that! They killed! They were feared! They destroyed! "Training a brat like that . . . DESPICABLE! I'll blow this plant to dust! But first, the needs of the body must be met!" Evilly laughing all the way, Goku IT to Ronin City (get it! Ronin Warriors!). Somewhere deep down, Goku felt bad for yelling and hurting Uub.
Lowering his ki, Goku looked over the city. Flying people had become a common sight around the world, so no one really gave him a second look. "First, I gotta ditch these clothes." Approaching a tailor shop, Goku barged in, without any semblance of manners. Spying the owner, he practically shouted, "Get me some saiyan gear!"
Intimidated by the man's rude talk, the owner stuttered, "Saiyan gear?"
Annoyed, and remembering this planet did not know about he saiyans, Goku described the armor Vegeta wore when he first visited earth. Realizing this man must be picking up the Briefs monthly order, the tailor regained his confidence.
"Ah yes! A little early this month, I see! That will be 2000 zeni."
"YOU DEMAND PAY FROM SAIYAN WARRIOR!" Goku was appalled! He wondered how he let these pathetic humans sap him of his money. Suddenly, he smirked. "Oh, you want pay. How silly of me! Heh, heh!" With that, Goku flew out of the store with the armor in his hands and into the air. "HERE'S YOUR PAY, INFIDEL!" And with that, leaving the horrified man begging Goku to take it for free, Goku bakahuastuhaed the city into nothing.
Thousands of miles away, Vegeta stopped a punch and wheeled his head around in frustration. Krillin put Marron down, and watched on with confusion with eighteen. Trunks and Goten, playing pirates, looked toward the huge source of energy in curiosity. Piccolo awoke from meditation, teeth clenched. At school, Gohan got up from his seat, surprising everyone. Yamcha struck out during a game for the Titans, and dropped his bat, not hearing the thousands of boos and awes in the crowd for the boos. Tien and Chaozu paused, and looked on with fear. "D****! WHAT NOW!" They screamed in frustration. Peace just wouldn't last for the Z senshi. Only Vegeta sensed something different.
"Kakarot?"
Munching on the leg of a deer he had managed to catch, Goku, or should we say Kakarot, dressed in his new saiyan armor, tensed as a figure approached him. Powering up his ki, Kakarot was about to blast the ki-less stranger, when the figure shouted out. "Hey, don't shoot, I come in peace."
"That's why I want to blast you," snarled Kakarot. Taking glee in the man's obvious fright of him, Kakarot brought his palms forward, before drawing them back in recognition. "ITS YOU! The metal dude!"
"Also the man who reawakened your saiyan side with the dragonballs! I have a proposal for you!" yelled Tao Pai Pai. Thrown back in surprise, Kakarot realized why he was getting so savage. But he LIKED the savagery.
"I'm listening, but you have five minutes."
"At first, I only wanted revenge on you for making me a freak. But with your power, I, I mean we, could have world power!"
"Why would I share it with you? You attempted to kill me in a cowardly manner. Besides, I plan to destroy this world, and then use a special trick of mine to go on a universal purge. And because of you, I have my saiyan side back, but I will also have to travel to Namek to grow my tail back. Your wish took away the backup I had stored after wishing for that idiotic hideout. No way I'm going to wait a whole year."
"Namek?"
"Forget it! YOU wouldn't understand," replied Kakarot scathingly. Realizing what the stakes were, Tao Pai Pai rushed to try and convince Kakarot.
"I created you!" he screamed, desperate.
"Good point," said an irritated Kakarot. "I would have killed my parents. Means I'll have to kill you!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Trying to run away, Tao Pai Pai's path was blocked by Kakarot.
"Die," he hissed, and with that, Tao Pai Pai left the world.
I know Kakarot seems out of character, but he still has a little Goku-ness in him! Goku still has his past memories, and it is hard for him to cope with them. From now on, I'll call him Kakarot!