*a camera zooms in to show a large but cluttered upstairs room. the sun is
shining through a large open window, and a girl who looks to be about 12-15
is at a computer desk typing madly. two cockatiels are perched on her
shoulders. she turns around in her swivel chair and stares ahead.*
Hey! I'm making my story! Trowa's gonna land in Seifer's bathtub, with Seifer in it! I almost feel sorry for Seifer...ALMOST!! HAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Seifer: You evil, perverted bitc-
HEY HEEEEEY!!!! *puts hand over Seifer's mouth* Ehehe, it was TheBlackRaveness's idea!! *points to reviews* Besides, it's MY story! You have to do EVERYTHING I say!! ^_^ XD This is gonna be fun...
Disclaimer: .....Wuteva....I don't own the chars or Balamb or FFVIII or Tidus or Sugarcult or Eminem or the Pillsbury dough boy or.....
Author's note: I-MUST-EAT! I-MUST-EAT! I-MUST-FEED-ON-FRESH-REVIEWS! FRESH- REVIEEEEEEEWS!!
*cof* Oh, and, BTW, there's a little bit of strong language, and non- descriptive nudity. Blah.
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*eeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
A high-pitched noise filled the empty darkness. Trowa was slowly swirling down the darkness, unconscious, and glowing blue. Alongside her was a syrupy waffle, also glowing blue and unconscious.
A small white gravitational rip started forming on the bottom of the darkness. The white rip started sucking in the darkness, and growing larger and larger. Trowa and the waffle stared spinning, faster and faster, like they were going down a whirlpool.
"Hhh..h....hhh....huuh?"
Trowa's eyes slowly flickered open. Her voice waves were also being sucked down into the gravitational rip.
"Whaa.....aaaaaaaa..........a.......a.a.........a.aaaaaaaaaa...aaa.......... ...aaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
The last of the darkness dissappeared into the rip. The entire area, as far as Trowa could see, flashed a bright, white, luminescent light. Trowa and the waffle went throught the rip...
*splash*
"WHAT THE HELL?!??!!?"
A soaking wet Seifer quickly looked around for a towel, staring wide eyed at the girl in his bubble-bath tub.
Trowa, not seeing Seifer, tried to climb out of the bathtub. She leaned over the edge and coughed up some soapy water. She wiped out the soap of her eyes and looked up. What she saw was something she never thought she'd ever see, not in 400,000,000 billion years.
Seifer.
Naked.
Trowa gaped for two seconds. Then her eyes rolled back in her head, and she fainted in Seifer's bathtub.
Seifer finally found a towel and wrapped it around his hips, but it was too late. He looked at the fainted girl floating in the tub, and then punched the wall.
Shit?! What the....what the fucking hell just happened?
The sticky waffle that had fallen with Trowa was sitting flat and wet alongside the bathtub, also fainted.
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AN: Well? What do you think? Reviews will be appreciated, flames will be eaten (with Louisiana hot sauce! Yummeh!), and I promise the chappies will be longer! Also, there won't be any more nudity! Okay, maybe just a little...^.~ But before I run off, reviews on this chappeh will be REALLY REALLY REALLY appreciated! THANK YOU!!! ^_^
Hey! I'm making my story! Trowa's gonna land in Seifer's bathtub, with Seifer in it! I almost feel sorry for Seifer...ALMOST!! HAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Seifer: You evil, perverted bitc-
HEY HEEEEEY!!!! *puts hand over Seifer's mouth* Ehehe, it was TheBlackRaveness's idea!! *points to reviews* Besides, it's MY story! You have to do EVERYTHING I say!! ^_^ XD This is gonna be fun...
Disclaimer: .....Wuteva....I don't own the chars or Balamb or FFVIII or Tidus or Sugarcult or Eminem or the Pillsbury dough boy or.....
Author's note: I-MUST-EAT! I-MUST-EAT! I-MUST-FEED-ON-FRESH-REVIEWS! FRESH- REVIEEEEEEEWS!!
*cof* Oh, and, BTW, there's a little bit of strong language, and non- descriptive nudity. Blah.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
A high-pitched noise filled the empty darkness. Trowa was slowly swirling down the darkness, unconscious, and glowing blue. Alongside her was a syrupy waffle, also glowing blue and unconscious.
A small white gravitational rip started forming on the bottom of the darkness. The white rip started sucking in the darkness, and growing larger and larger. Trowa and the waffle stared spinning, faster and faster, like they were going down a whirlpool.
"Hhh..h....hhh....huuh?"
Trowa's eyes slowly flickered open. Her voice waves were also being sucked down into the gravitational rip.
"Whaa.....aaaaaaaa..........a.......a.a.........a.aaaaaaaaaa...aaa.......... ...aaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
The last of the darkness dissappeared into the rip. The entire area, as far as Trowa could see, flashed a bright, white, luminescent light. Trowa and the waffle went throught the rip...
*splash*
"WHAT THE HELL?!??!!?"
A soaking wet Seifer quickly looked around for a towel, staring wide eyed at the girl in his bubble-bath tub.
Trowa, not seeing Seifer, tried to climb out of the bathtub. She leaned over the edge and coughed up some soapy water. She wiped out the soap of her eyes and looked up. What she saw was something she never thought she'd ever see, not in 400,000,000 billion years.
Seifer.
Naked.
Trowa gaped for two seconds. Then her eyes rolled back in her head, and she fainted in Seifer's bathtub.
Seifer finally found a towel and wrapped it around his hips, but it was too late. He looked at the fainted girl floating in the tub, and then punched the wall.
Shit?! What the....what the fucking hell just happened?
The sticky waffle that had fallen with Trowa was sitting flat and wet alongside the bathtub, also fainted.
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AN: Well? What do you think? Reviews will be appreciated, flames will be eaten (with Louisiana hot sauce! Yummeh!), and I promise the chappies will be longer! Also, there won't be any more nudity! Okay, maybe just a little...^.~ But before I run off, reviews on this chappeh will be REALLY REALLY REALLY appreciated! THANK YOU!!! ^_^