To let everyone know, I AM NOT A GOKU-HATER! This fic is just based on how weird it would be if Goku was evil.

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! DBZ is Akira Toriyama's.

CHAPTER FIVE!

Vegeta smirked. "You may be Ginyu, but it might as well be Kakarot I am going to pummel to the ground! You being you will just make it much easier." Finally, vengeance will be mine, he thought.

"Sure, Vegeta. Let me see if for once you can save the day, instead of relying on son Goku," mocked Kakarot.

"GO TO HFIL! No one, and I mean no one talks to the prince of the saiyans like that! Let me ask you Ginyu, is it true frogs taste like chicken? That is all you are too me!" bellowed Vegeta.

"FEH! How about your wife and daughter? From what I hear, they can control you pretty well," Knowing he was ticking Vegeta off, Kakarot hoped Vegeta would get angry enough for him to use his rage as a weapon, making their battle more enjoyable for Kakarot.

"My personal life is no one's business, not Kakarot's, not his harpy mate's, and certainly not you," stated Vegeta. "So Ginyu, would you like to turn up the heat, or will it be too much for your pathetic hide?"

"Bring it on!" Going super saiyan 2, Kakarot goaded the irritated saiyan.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Charging up to super saiyan 2 himself, Vegeta ran at Kakarot head on. Fooled by Vegeta's display of impatience, Kakarot placed both hands out, attempting to tray a syogekiha, but Vegeta dodged the invisible blast by going straight up into the air. Drawing his hands back, Vegeta powered up and released a huge beam of energy.

Wickedly chortling, Kakarot said, "Is this all?" With one hand, he caught it. Although he was shoved back and back by the beam, he triumphantly raised the blast into space, creating a hyperbolic curve, which traced the energy's path. "Pathetic," declared Kakarot. Unfortunately, he failed to notice Vegeta zanzokening a few yards away, to the side of Kakarot.

"Oh, really," smirked Vegeta, raising his hand. "BIG . . ." started Vegeta.

Swiveling his head, Kakarot's eyes widened bigger than dinner plates. "DANG! NO!"

"BANG!" finished Vegeta. There was a flash of light and lots of dirt, dust, and soot. Covering their eyes, the rest of the Z senshi were impressed.

"Lost a huge amount of energy Vegeta has, and he isn't equal to Ginyu's power, just like how Vegeta isn't equal to Goku's strength at their first stages of super saiyan. Still, Vegeta managed to defeat Ginyu. Shows it does how skill and strategy can overcome power," revered Piccolo.

"You gotta admire that evil creep. He settled that in one might blow," remarked Tienshinhan.

"No...I think Vegeta made a huge mistake, if anything." Everyone turned to Gohan, who had spoken.

"What is it you speak of, boy? Insane, are you?" exclaimed an appalled Piccolo, reverting back to his normal way of speaking.

"Take a look," suggested a calm yet disturbed Gohan, as the dust and debris cleared from the explosion.

Sleeves burnt, Vegeta, in super saiyan, stood amongst the clearing debris. Hand wide open, Kakarot stood there without a scratch, but with a tense and angered expression. Blotches dotted his crimson face, which was stone with concentration.

"WHOA! What happened? I thought Vegeta had him for sure! No one could have deflected that blast!" exclaimed Krillin.

"Once again, Vegeta's pride was the reason for his fall. Cleverly, he was storing the energy for that big bang, building it up, and distracting Ginyu so Ginyu would not take notice. Instead of surprising Ginyu, he alerted his attention, in order to see Ginyu's fear. His gamble did not pay off. Ginyu, just as cleverly, threw a syogekiha to blow the blast before he could get it off, therefore making the big bang erupt in Vegeta's face. Looks like I will have to step in to save Vegeta's behind. I hope he will let me," revealed Gohan angrily.

"NOW, FEEL THE POWER OF THE GINYU FORCE!" shouted Kakarot, barely containing a blush after striking one of the Ginyu forces' hilarious poses; a bird pose. Kakarot inwardly thought, This is so stupid. Maybe I should drop my act and tell them I am their beloved Goku reborn.

Strange, thought Vegeta. I remember that the Ginyu force was strict on who did what pose. Only Jheese did that pose. Why is Ginyu doing it? Ergh, that is unimportant. "Baka fool! Come at me!" challenged a seemingly confident Vegeta. Somehow, I have to win this.

In a mighty yelp, Kakarot powered up, and ferociously raced at Vegeta, knocking him flying through the air backwards. Blood oozing from him, Vegeta recovered and rushed at Kakarot hand pulled back to strike. Quickly, Kakarot braked and did a headstand, dodging Vegeta's relatively feeble punch; then, Kakarot proceeded to double kick Vegeta in his gut, tossing him into the air. Warping behind him, Kakarot, on the pressure point of Vegeta's neck, knocked him spinning to the ground, before appearing there and kicking him, sending a beaten Vegeta rotating head-first into a gigantic rock. Moments passed, and no one emerged from the dust cloud. Finally, Vegeta, battered, bruised, and missing his left eye, limped out, miracaley maintaining super saiyan one form.

"Ready to give up?" sneered Kakarot.

Enraged, Vegeta stubbornly spat back a bloody tooth in response, unwilling to give up, resilient as ever. "You wish." Commencing to lunge at Kakarot, Vegeta's slow kick was blocked and his punch was seized. With his remaining hand, Kakarot pressed two fingers to Vegeta's sweaty forehead. Brain being boiled, Vegeta screamed, not in pain, but at disbelief at his weakness and humiliation. Slapping Vegeta twice, Kakarot pounded him in the stomach, and booted him upwards, knocking Vegeta wherever Kakarot desired. He was simply toying with Vegeta, beating him to a pulp, knowing how Vegeta was being broken down. Ashamed, the other fighters watched only to honor Vegeta.

"So you're just going to watch, huh? Letting your petty revenge over what happened more than two decades ago cloud your judgment," roared Gohan.

"Desire us to help, Vegeta does not. He deserves a warriors death. I do not desire revenge for my death at the hands of Vegeta's lackey. Let bygones be bygones, as you say." Piccolo spoke for the group.

"I DON't CARE!" Powering up to super saiyan, Gohan rushed to the battle, before Piccolo blocked his path.

"I will not let you pass. Assisting Vegeta will make him angry at us, and will be a dishonor to him," declared Piccolo. After a surge of power, Gohan powered down, wisely relenting.

Krillin watched the display. "Poor kid... I wish I could help."

Having thrashed Vegeta in both his mind and body, Kakarot viciously slammed Vegeta into the ground and backed off, glancing around, as if looking for something. Yanking a large tree from the earth, Kakarot approached Vegeta, who was conscious, but in his normal state. "It was fun while it lasted, Vegeta. Hopefully the kid will be a better challenge. Now, let a simple tree end your life, you pathetic excuse for a saiyan, never mind the prince of them.

"No... whispered Vegeta, almost devoid of life.

"Oh? Still something left in the tank? Oh well! Means you'll die conscious!" chuckled Kakarot cruelly.

"I SAID NO!" roared Vegeta, coming back to life. Struggling just to stay conscious and get to his feet before, Vegeta now managed to blast Kakarot an appalled Kakarot away. "YOU THINK YOU CAN MESS WITH ME AND WIN?!" Vegeta was spasming and had nerves bulging all over his body. "FEEL MY WRATH!" With that, Vegeta went super saiyan two, rushed at Kakarot, and clonked the bemused Kakarot in the face. Zooming in, Vegeta punched Kakarot under the chin, propelling him forward even more. Forcefully kicking Kakarot upward, at a diagonal, Vegeta appeared and bashed the still shocked Kakarot down toward the ground.



Materializing a nanosecond before contact, Vegeta kicked Kakarot into the nearest boulder. "VAPORIZING SHOT," yelled Vegeta. Bouncing back, Vegeta pulled his two arms back, charged up his ki in his clenched fists, and threw his head back like an animal, his saiyan savagery at its peak. Connecting his wrists together and stretching out his palms, Vegeta let loose a burst of energy that was crackling with energy.

Gohan and the others watched on, amazed at Vegeta's outrage. "Fool! Even just the excess energy could destroy the Earth!" remarked Piccolo. "Everyone get down," he ordered, and everyone unquestioningly obeyed.

Ominously, the large beam approached the dust cloud, hit it; stopped for a millisecond, and rocketed away, where after a gallant Geta changed the blast's path upwards into space. "He...did it! Wow! Whadya know! That creep did it!" shouted a gleeful Krillin.

"I did it... I finally did it! I don't care who was in who's body! Oh, I'll bug Kakarot to his grave about this! I did it..." and with that Vegeta sank to his knees and let loose one of his famous laughs.

"You did it alright..." came a voice.

"No..." expressed all of the Z senshi, except for a stoic Gohan.

"How..." added Vegeta.

"You did it, Vegeta. I don't be able to get rid of these dust stains with anything normal, like Clorax. No, Clorax will not work. I'll have to use Clorax extra strength! EXHIBITIONIST! Kinda makes me mad, doesn't it?" sniggered the smiling, unscathed Kakarot, adding insult to injury for the astonished Vegeta.

Falling out of super saiyan 2, and back into his normal state, Vegeta was never able to hit the dirt as a lightning elbow to the head by the super saiyan Kakarot left him reeling. "Sick excuse for a saiyan prince," sneered Kakarot calmly and icily, before losing all of his cool and calm and ramming his fist right through what was left of Vegeta's stomach armor and stomach, making the torn and battered prince cough of what for any normal being should have been the last of his blood and breath. "I could have tortured you, you pathetic excuse. Never did you care for your race, letting what you called a third-class soldier surpass you, defend you, and protect you. Ha! You even begged him for his help! Feh... you have grown soft, oh mighty prince, or should I say in your imagination, o mighty prince. Whether it was Frieza, Goku, the namek, or Goku's brat, always, you were surpassed, because of your lack of strength, your mentality, your stupidity, and many more. Even your own race did you forsake, Goku should have been the prince of the saiyans, no, the king of the saiyans; the king of the world! Not pitiful little you! Thankfully, your presence will soon be gone from this world." Waiting for Vegeta to say something, Kakarot cooled off. Presuming Vegeta to be dead, Kakarot turned his back to him.

"Kaka...Kaka...Kakarot...I...know...I...know it is you. Know one else...would...insult me in the manner that you did. I don't know why you are acting so...so...evil! It is you who is failing in his duty to protect Earth, which you swore to do. Heh..."

"Grghhh...what does it take?" Eyes gleaming, Kakarot turned to Vegeta.

"Heh...heh. It hurts, doesn't it? Always, I have heard, whether it was with Piccolo, Raditz, myself, Ginyu, Frieza, the androids, Cell, or Majin Buu, you beat them by your saiyan strength, and, I will admit, your purity; your goodness. However, that did not make you more saiyan. Kakarot...you are less of a saiyan than I." Struggling, Vegeta insulted Kakarot for the final time.

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Syogekiha: Invisible ki blast.

Big Bang: Ki ball with power zapping around it.

Vaporizing shot: A ki beam, where Vegeta fires a huge blast of energy from connected wrists, and when it makes contact, spreads the beam out and starts rapid firing.

Power Levels:

Goku: 60 million

Goku SSJ: 180 million

Goku SSJ power-up: 293 million.

Goku SSJ2: 500 million

Goku SSJ2 power-up: 593 million

Goku SSJ3: 700 million

Goku SSJ3 power-up: 930 million

Kakarot SSJ3: 1.8 billion

Gohan: 55 million

Gohan SSJ: 180 million

Gohan SSJ2: 330 million

Gohan Mystic: 650 million

Vegeta: 60.5 million

Vegeta SSJ: 120 million

Vegeta SSJ power-up: 290 million

Vegeta SSJ2: 500 million

Vegeta SSJ2 power-up: 620 million

Trunks SSJ: 105 million

Goten SSJ: 100 million

Gotenks SSJ3 power-up: 600 million

Piccolo: 330 million

Tien: 30 million

Tien ultimate kikoho: 600 million

Krillin: 25 million

Yamcha: 12 million

Chaozu: 1.2 million