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Voldemort walked out of his house and knocked over the pink flamingo he had there.
Karkaroff was harvesting turtles on the side of the road.
Lucius was sitting on a rock and combing his hair with a seagull.
Sirius was playing fetch with a snail who bought James.
Lily decided it was time to do something with her life. She joined a traveling circus.
Remus bought 78 copies of Pulp Fiction and read the covers on ice.
Peter lay on his couch with the lights off and his eyes glowing green.
Avery fell of his pink bike and smelled the roses.
Moody poke out his eyes with his mother and shouted "Sweets to the sweet" before dying.
Snape grilled a wild boar outside in the snow wearing his "kiss the cook" apron.
James tied snitches to his feet and flew around his room.
Rosier, meanwhile, was dressing as Aladdin and practicing kung-foo.
Flitwick was swinging madly about Hogwarts on vines singing "Yub-yub, yub-yub".
Minerva was playing with a baby doll.
Sprout dressed in a fig-leaf suit and preformed Hamlet for some white mice.
Rookwood put on a pink tutu and pranced about arresting aurors.
Narcissa played ping-pong with an overly excitable, extremely hungry, paranoid, jumpy bear as a paddle.
Bellatrix wore a lampshade and an overcoat and ate a hotdog with extra relish.
Molly stuck her head in and out of her mouth to find her heart, which she had swallowed.
Ollivander ate an ice cream cone while reading Call of the Wild and patting his elephant.
Hagrid stood on a mountain beating his chest and crying.
Fawkes started to sing God Save the King while toasting marshmallows.
Dumbledore turned out the lights.
Voldemort walked out of his house and knocked over the pink flamingo he had there.
Karkaroff was harvesting turtles on the side of the road.
Lucius was sitting on a rock and combing his hair with a seagull.
Sirius was playing fetch with a snail who bought James.
Lily decided it was time to do something with her life. She joined a traveling circus.
Remus bought 78 copies of Pulp Fiction and read the covers on ice.
Peter lay on his couch with the lights off and his eyes glowing green.
Avery fell of his pink bike and smelled the roses.
Moody poke out his eyes with his mother and shouted "Sweets to the sweet" before dying.
Snape grilled a wild boar outside in the snow wearing his "kiss the cook" apron.
James tied snitches to his feet and flew around his room.
Rosier, meanwhile, was dressing as Aladdin and practicing kung-foo.
Flitwick was swinging madly about Hogwarts on vines singing "Yub-yub, yub-yub".
Minerva was playing with a baby doll.
Sprout dressed in a fig-leaf suit and preformed Hamlet for some white mice.
Rookwood put on a pink tutu and pranced about arresting aurors.
Narcissa played ping-pong with an overly excitable, extremely hungry, paranoid, jumpy bear as a paddle.
Bellatrix wore a lampshade and an overcoat and ate a hotdog with extra relish.
Molly stuck her head in and out of her mouth to find her heart, which she had swallowed.
Ollivander ate an ice cream cone while reading Call of the Wild and patting his elephant.
Hagrid stood on a mountain beating his chest and crying.
Fawkes started to sing God Save the King while toasting marshmallows.
Dumbledore turned out the lights.