This is a very imaginative story written by my friends. Its full of humour, problems and DRUNK ELVES!!!!!!!!! What more could you want?
Disclaimer: Kathryn and my other friend do not own anything. Especially not Kathryn, someone owns every part of her body 'cept her belly button, which you wont even get if you steal.
Elrond's Secret Shagging Cupboard
-=-=-=-=-=-The Cupboard's Created-=-=-=-=-=-
One day Elrond was particularly bored. So he walked into Arwen's room. He looked around, up, down, left, right, cupboard! Elrond had always been fascinated by cupboards. He carefully opened the doors. Arwen had lots of pretty dresses. He looked at them. Red, green, blue, yellow, orange, aqua, PURPLE! Elrond's favorite colour was purple. He held the dress in front of him and looked in Arwen's mirror. He smiled happily, taking a few gulps from his hip flask. He began to sing:
"I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and bright!"
After half an hour he had a dance routine going and his hip flask was empty. He heard a noise. Looking around he saw Gollum… no 3 Gollums.
"I know!" he shouted, "I'll have a SLUMBER PARTY!"
He ran into his room and refilled his hip flask. "Ohhhhhh….. Athelas!" he had some of that too. In his state of drunken highness 3 fairies appeared. The Athelas Fairy, the Scone Fairy and the Pipeweed Fairy. They told him about the prophecy they read in Artimis Fowl and one about a cupboard. He went into his study to find his purple writing paper.
Who to invite… that was the question! He thought. The Fellowship, yes. And Galadriel and Celebrain and Celeborn and Sauron and Sauruman and Tom Bombadil and Goldberry and ME!!!! He set out writing the invites.
After writing the invites he strolled down to the local shops to post them and buy some party stuff. When he got back to Rivendell he saw a cupboard. Just then he noticed Celebrain seductively wink at him.
"I christen you," he said to the cupboard. "Elrond's Secret Shagging Cupboard." He then hired an interior decorator and instructed him.
"Purple shaggy carpet, leopard skin rugs, bushes, fire place, bathroom complete with spa and strawberry bubbles, a piano, couches, a REALLY big bed, a fridge with lots of delicious food, chocolate body sauce, a bottle of baby oil and some of those little gummy bears." He fell to sleep on the spot, the floor suddenly looking very comfortable. Gollum was still lurking around in the background like creepy little things do and stumbled upon some athelas.