James was currently in his private bathroom with the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition.
Just then his friend Sirius came walking in with a brand new pair of red leather pants.
"Oh how can you look at those women like that," he condmed with a slight lisp. "you know that I could help you."
Slightly disturbed by this, he went to his main bitch Lily's room. Lily was the community bitch, but James had smacking privlages. Lily also happened to be his half sister. James' father was a major pimp, but one one day the rubber broke. James was his precious condom baby. His mother was a 14 year old customer. Lily and James shared the same mother, but the pimp was a 50 year old man. Their mother died at the age of 15 while she was giving birth to Lily. What a stupid hemmoroid whore.
Anyway, Lily was already sprawled out naked on the bed. "Lily, you're looser than a 10 inch pipe," said James. Lily just rolled her eyes and said, "so do you want some or not?" James shrugged and jumped on top of her. Just as James was orgasming, Sirius walked in. He shook his head. "you guys are so silly" he lisped.
That night Sirius slid into bed with James. "I had a scary dream!! Hold me! Hold me!" he said in his funny voice. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BED!" James yelled. "And that better be your stuffed snake in my ass!" Sirius put on his sad puppy dog face and said, "please?? What, am I not woman enough for you??" James knew that nothing serious could come of this, so he thought, "what the hell?" and they had it off. James had to admit that it was pretty spicy.
The next morning at breakfast, James walked into the kitchen and gave Lily a smack on the ass. "Hey babe, hows it hangin?" She looked him up and down (he liked to walk around naked in the mornings) and said "Looks differnt. A little smaller than usual." James scowled and sat down. Before long he was beating off into the milk left over from his cereal. "Here babe, let me help you with that" said Lily. Before long, the hand job grew into full-flegded sex on the table. After their morning bang, James noticed that Lily's tits looked diffrent than usual. When he asked about it, Lily casualy informed him that he had knocked her up.
Feeling jealous of Lily, Sirius lied to James and told him that he was pregnant too, and that James was the father! James knew that it was too early to tell if Sirius was not actually knocked up, and assumed that his friend and butt buddy was telling the truth.
Sirius called first dildo privlages with the child. James said he didn't give a shit and Lily fell down a flight of stairs, yet miraculously the child lived. Sirius found another man, and they pulgged each other's asses every night.
They all lived happily ever after until they died very horrible, painful, and untimley deaths.
Just then his friend Sirius came walking in with a brand new pair of red leather pants.
"Oh how can you look at those women like that," he condmed with a slight lisp. "you know that I could help you."
Slightly disturbed by this, he went to his main bitch Lily's room. Lily was the community bitch, but James had smacking privlages. Lily also happened to be his half sister. James' father was a major pimp, but one one day the rubber broke. James was his precious condom baby. His mother was a 14 year old customer. Lily and James shared the same mother, but the pimp was a 50 year old man. Their mother died at the age of 15 while she was giving birth to Lily. What a stupid hemmoroid whore.
Anyway, Lily was already sprawled out naked on the bed. "Lily, you're looser than a 10 inch pipe," said James. Lily just rolled her eyes and said, "so do you want some or not?" James shrugged and jumped on top of her. Just as James was orgasming, Sirius walked in. He shook his head. "you guys are so silly" he lisped.
That night Sirius slid into bed with James. "I had a scary dream!! Hold me! Hold me!" he said in his funny voice. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BED!" James yelled. "And that better be your stuffed snake in my ass!" Sirius put on his sad puppy dog face and said, "please?? What, am I not woman enough for you??" James knew that nothing serious could come of this, so he thought, "what the hell?" and they had it off. James had to admit that it was pretty spicy.
The next morning at breakfast, James walked into the kitchen and gave Lily a smack on the ass. "Hey babe, hows it hangin?" She looked him up and down (he liked to walk around naked in the mornings) and said "Looks differnt. A little smaller than usual." James scowled and sat down. Before long he was beating off into the milk left over from his cereal. "Here babe, let me help you with that" said Lily. Before long, the hand job grew into full-flegded sex on the table. After their morning bang, James noticed that Lily's tits looked diffrent than usual. When he asked about it, Lily casualy informed him that he had knocked her up.
Feeling jealous of Lily, Sirius lied to James and told him that he was pregnant too, and that James was the father! James knew that it was too early to tell if Sirius was not actually knocked up, and assumed that his friend and butt buddy was telling the truth.
Sirius called first dildo privlages with the child. James said he didn't give a shit and Lily fell down a flight of stairs, yet miraculously the child lived. Sirius found another man, and they pulgged each other's asses every night.
They all lived happily ever after until they died very horrible, painful, and untimley deaths.