NOTE: This was wrote in the summer of 2002. Back then Brock didn't say much
and paul heyman was managing him. Also this was originally posted on
gameFAQs. Satan 3:16 was a user off of gameFAQS who bet his account that if
brock won the king of the ring he will close his account, in which he came
back afterwards under different names. Also he is famous for his bret hart
screwjob is a work topics.
DISCLAIMER: I dont own anyone.
(stone cold is in his locker room...)
SC:What?
Debra:I said..
SC:what?
Debra:I said..
SC:What?
Debra:i said...
(Albert breaks down the door..)
Albert:AHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGGG
SC:What?
Debra: I said
Albert:RAAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG
Debra:i said..
* a loud bump is heard on the wall....and another....and another, then the wall comes down and Shockmaster trips and falls on the floor*
Shockmaster: oh my QUAD!!
*Shockmaster takes his mask off revealing he's Kevin Nash*
SC:What?
Debra:i said...
Albert:ARRRRRRRRRHHAAAAAAA
*R-V-D staggers in with a joint in his hand.*
RVD:huhhhuhuhuhuhuhu..*snikker*
SC:What?
Nash:MY QUAD!!
Albert:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*R-V-D does his pointing taunt*
RVD:RVD!!!
Albert:RAGGGGGGGG
SC:What?
*Booker T spinnaroonie's into the locker room and looks at his hand*
booker T:SUCKKKAAAAAAAA
Albert:GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAATTT
Debra:i said....
*Stone cold punches debra*
SC:What?
*punches her again*
SC:what?
Booker T: this is a stick up!!!!SUCKKKKAAAAAAAA
RVD:Whoa...colors....
SC:What?
Albert:LAAAAAAAAAMBBBB
*kings walk in and sees debra*
King:PUPPIES!PUPPIES!PUPPIES!PUPPIES!PUPPIES!PUPPIES!
SC:What?
Nash:MY QUAD!!!
king:PUPPIES!PUPPIES!!!
Debra:i said....
*Farooq comes in*
Farrooq:Damn!
Albert:RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK
RVD:rob Van Dam, man
Farooq:i know...DAMN!
SC:What?
NashMy quad!!!
*out of the wall steps AHMED JOHNSON*
ahmed:tooogoofooraaaassaaoboogarockarockarockarockatooackaSucka!!
Booker T:SUCKKKAAAAAAAAA
King:PUPPIES!
Nash:QUAD!!!
J.R walks in carrying the announce table and sets it down and sits behind it..
J.R: GOOD GOD!!!
Sc:What?
Albert:MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLE
Ahmed:SUCKPPPOOOOO
SC:What!?
J.R:OH MY GOD!!! SUCKPOO!!!!
*michael cole walks in*
MC:Brainbuster by farooq!!!
Farrooq:DAMN!
Debra:i said....
MC:some sort of figure four variation
J.R:HES OUT LIKE A GOVERMENT MULE!!
SC:What?
bookerT: MUTAI SUCKKAAAAAAAAAA!
Albert:GOOOOOOOORTTTTT
*hurricane stands at the door.*
Hurrican:STAND BACK!!!
Debra:i said...
Hurricane:There a hurricane coming through!!! (hurricane sticks his hand in front of him and runs in like hes flying)
Nash:MY Fn' Quad!!
RVD:The whole F'n Show!! *takes another hit* R-V-F
SC:What?
Michael:there it is! the "taking care of business"
Farooq:Damn.
Hurricane:WHOOOOOSHH..
*taka michinoku super kicks through a wall...*
TakA:EVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLL
SC:what?
king:puppies?
Nash: MY FRIGGIN QUAD!!!
*funaki busts through the other wall*
Funaki:INDEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD
Hurricane:STAND BACK!
SC:What?
Debra:I said
albert:SIBEEEEEEERIRIIIIIAAN TIIIIIIIIGEERRAAAAHHH
Booker T: Don't Hate the playa!!!Hate the game!!!!
*room goes silent*
SC:...
Albert:...
Nash:......
Booker T: ummmmm......Sucka?
Ahmed:yousoodumbgroooooyou suckaeatinbabies!!!
SC:what?
Funaki:INDEEEEEEEEEEEED
*Vince mcmahon walks in*
VincE:Get out of my Ring!!!
SC:What?
Vince:im vince mcmahon dammit!!!
RVD:*snickers* vince...*snickers...Falls over*
Farooq:Damn!
Hurricane:theres a hurricane coming through!!!!
Debra: I said...
Funaki:INDEEEEEEEEEEEED
*DDP comes in*
DDP:BANG!!!
Booker T: is dat a threat sucka!?
Funaki:INDEEEEEEEED
SC:What?
Albert:gooooooooooowwwwwwwwww?AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nash:My quad!!!
DDP:BANG!
Booker T:FREEZE SUCKA!!!!*pulls out a gun* Gimme a double cheeseburger sucka!
Taka:EEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIILLL...
Vince: im vince mcmahon dammit!!!
RVD:WHHOOOOOAAAAAAAAA...
SC:What?
Debra:i said......
*ric flair walks in in his robe*
Ric flair:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*ric flair takes off the robe revealing nothing under it.*
King:PUPPIES!!!
Farooq:DAMN!
J.R: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!He broke them in half!!!
DDP:thats not a bad thing....its a good thing!!!
Michael cole: a Front face wristlock!!!
SC:what?
Ric Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! imagonnado thistah you and WHOOOOOO! *struts around naked* Then that will what happen to you!!!
Ahmed:gootyyyooooooosucka?
SC:What?
J.R:MY GOD!Pedigree!!!!
Debra:i said...
king:puppies!!!!
Albert:GEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Ric Flair:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC:What?
Booker T: Dis place dont look like no wendy's!!!Wheres mah double cheeseburger SUCKA!?
*maven walks in*
Maven:Hi! i'm maven!!
Vince:Get the hell out of my ring.
Booker T:SUCKAAAAA
Albert:GRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGLE
Ahmed:shoobaboobadoob!!!
SC:what?
Taka:EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIL!
*Y2J walks in*
Y2J:Shut the hell.....up!!!!!
Vince:im vince mcmahon dammit!
Maven:Im maven!!
Cole:holy crap!!some sort of submission hold by Ahmed johnson!!!
Debra:i said...
SC:What?
Albert:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Y2J:shut...the hell......UP!
Booker T: SUCKKKAAAAAAA
DDP:Bang!!!
J.R: GOOD GOD DDP JUST BANGED BOOKER T!!
SC:What?
Farooq:DAMN!
*brock and Paul walk in*
Paul: you are lookin at the next big thing brock lesne...
brock SHUUUSH
Vince:JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!
Maven:I'm maven!!!
Brock shuuush!!!
Y2J:im the ayotollah of rock and rollah...
Nash:DAMMIT MY QUAD
*RVD sits in the corner reading high times magazine..
RVD:whooooaaaaaaa...
Farooq:DAMN!
Ric flair:WOOOOOOOOOOOO
paul:brock?
SC:What?
Paul:Brock?
SC:what?
Paul:BROCK!?
Brock:Shuuush!!
Booker T:SUCKKKKAAAAAAAA
RVD: im rob van...
Farooq:DAMN!!
funaki:INDEEEEEEEEED
Y2J: i am a living legend
ric flair:WOOOOOOOOOO you livin legend can WHOOO *struts*..kiss my assWHOOOOOOOO
SC:what?
*Booker t eats a double cheeseburger*
Booker T: Oh dammit its the cops...SUCKKKKAAAAAA!
*bigbossman walks in*
Bossman:BOSSMAN!!!!
booker T:SUCKKKAAAAA!
Brock:BOBO WANT BURGER!!!!!!WANT BURGER NOW!!!
SC:what?
debra:i said.....
*Scot hall staggers in*
Scott:HEY........yo....
Funaki:INDDDEEEEEEEEEEEDDD
*Scott hall swigs down his beer.*
michaels cole:WHAT A SHOOTING STAR SUPLEX BY SCOTT HALL!
Vince: get the hell out of my ring...YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Ric flair:WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Farooq:DAMN!
*scott hall stagger to ric flair.*
Scott hall:whaddya say...wegggo geta roooooooom....
Ric flair:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scott hall:You dont talk to me like.....*falls unconscious*
Sc:What?
Bossman:bossman!
Nash:My quad!!!!!!
J.R:good god!!nash is injured!!!!!
Y2J:shut....the hell...up!!!
Vince:just who do you think you are?
DDP:its me its me its D-D-P
Fuaki:INDEEEEEEDD
Albert:GGRRRRRRRBAAACCTIIMMYYYYY
albert:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAGGGGGAAAAA!!!!
SC:What?
Debra:I said!
DISCLAIMER: I dont own anyone.
(stone cold is in his locker room...)
SC:What?
Debra:I said..
SC:what?
Debra:I said..
SC:What?
Debra:i said...
(Albert breaks down the door..)
Albert:AHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGGG
SC:What?
Debra: I said
Albert:RAAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG
Debra:i said..
* a loud bump is heard on the wall....and another....and another, then the wall comes down and Shockmaster trips and falls on the floor*
Shockmaster: oh my QUAD!!
*Shockmaster takes his mask off revealing he's Kevin Nash*
SC:What?
Debra:i said...
Albert:ARRRRRRRRRHHAAAAAAA
*R-V-D staggers in with a joint in his hand.*
RVD:huhhhuhuhuhuhuhu..*snikker*
SC:What?
Nash:MY QUAD!!
Albert:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*R-V-D does his pointing taunt*
RVD:RVD!!!
Albert:RAGGGGGGGG
SC:What?
*Booker T spinnaroonie's into the locker room and looks at his hand*
booker T:SUCKKKAAAAAAAA
Albert:GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAATTT
Debra:i said....
*Stone cold punches debra*
SC:What?
*punches her again*
SC:what?
Booker T: this is a stick up!!!!SUCKKKKAAAAAAAA
RVD:Whoa...colors....
SC:What?
Albert:LAAAAAAAAAMBBBB
*kings walk in and sees debra*
King:PUPPIES!PUPPIES!PUPPIES!PUPPIES!PUPPIES!PUPPIES!
SC:What?
Nash:MY QUAD!!!
king:PUPPIES!PUPPIES!!!
Debra:i said....
*Farooq comes in*
Farrooq:Damn!
Albert:RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK
RVD:rob Van Dam, man
Farooq:i know...DAMN!
SC:What?
NashMy quad!!!
*out of the wall steps AHMED JOHNSON*
ahmed:tooogoofooraaaassaaoboogarockarockarockarockatooackaSucka!!
Booker T:SUCKKKAAAAAAAAA
King:PUPPIES!
Nash:QUAD!!!
J.R walks in carrying the announce table and sets it down and sits behind it..
J.R: GOOD GOD!!!
Sc:What?
Albert:MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLE
Ahmed:SUCKPPPOOOOO
SC:What!?
J.R:OH MY GOD!!! SUCKPOO!!!!
*michael cole walks in*
MC:Brainbuster by farooq!!!
Farrooq:DAMN!
Debra:i said....
MC:some sort of figure four variation
J.R:HES OUT LIKE A GOVERMENT MULE!!
SC:What?
bookerT: MUTAI SUCKKAAAAAAAAAA!
Albert:GOOOOOOOORTTTTT
*hurricane stands at the door.*
Hurrican:STAND BACK!!!
Debra:i said...
Hurricane:There a hurricane coming through!!! (hurricane sticks his hand in front of him and runs in like hes flying)
Nash:MY Fn' Quad!!
RVD:The whole F'n Show!! *takes another hit* R-V-F
SC:What?
Michael:there it is! the "taking care of business"
Farooq:Damn.
Hurricane:WHOOOOOSHH..
*taka michinoku super kicks through a wall...*
TakA:EVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLL
SC:what?
king:puppies?
Nash: MY FRIGGIN QUAD!!!
*funaki busts through the other wall*
Funaki:INDEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD
Hurricane:STAND BACK!
SC:What?
Debra:I said
albert:SIBEEEEEEERIRIIIIIAAN TIIIIIIIIGEERRAAAAHHH
Booker T: Don't Hate the playa!!!Hate the game!!!!
*room goes silent*
SC:...
Albert:...
Nash:......
Booker T: ummmmm......Sucka?
Ahmed:yousoodumbgroooooyou suckaeatinbabies!!!
SC:what?
Funaki:INDEEEEEEEEEEEED
*Vince mcmahon walks in*
VincE:Get out of my Ring!!!
SC:What?
Vince:im vince mcmahon dammit!!!
RVD:*snickers* vince...*snickers...Falls over*
Farooq:Damn!
Hurricane:theres a hurricane coming through!!!!
Debra: I said...
Funaki:INDEEEEEEEEEEEED
*DDP comes in*
DDP:BANG!!!
Booker T: is dat a threat sucka!?
Funaki:INDEEEEEEEED
SC:What?
Albert:gooooooooooowwwwwwwwww?AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nash:My quad!!!
DDP:BANG!
Booker T:FREEZE SUCKA!!!!*pulls out a gun* Gimme a double cheeseburger sucka!
Taka:EEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIILLL...
Vince: im vince mcmahon dammit!!!
RVD:WHHOOOOOAAAAAAAAA...
SC:What?
Debra:i said......
*ric flair walks in in his robe*
Ric flair:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*ric flair takes off the robe revealing nothing under it.*
King:PUPPIES!!!
Farooq:DAMN!
J.R: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!He broke them in half!!!
DDP:thats not a bad thing....its a good thing!!!
Michael cole: a Front face wristlock!!!
SC:what?
Ric Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! imagonnado thistah you and WHOOOOOO! *struts around naked* Then that will what happen to you!!!
Ahmed:gootyyyooooooosucka?
SC:What?
J.R:MY GOD!Pedigree!!!!
Debra:i said...
king:puppies!!!!
Albert:GEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Ric Flair:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC:What?
Booker T: Dis place dont look like no wendy's!!!Wheres mah double cheeseburger SUCKA!?
*maven walks in*
Maven:Hi! i'm maven!!
Vince:Get the hell out of my ring.
Booker T:SUCKAAAAA
Albert:GRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGLE
Ahmed:shoobaboobadoob!!!
SC:what?
Taka:EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIL!
*Y2J walks in*
Y2J:Shut the hell.....up!!!!!
Vince:im vince mcmahon dammit!
Maven:Im maven!!
Cole:holy crap!!some sort of submission hold by Ahmed johnson!!!
Debra:i said...
SC:What?
Albert:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Y2J:shut...the hell......UP!
Booker T: SUCKKKAAAAAAA
DDP:Bang!!!
J.R: GOOD GOD DDP JUST BANGED BOOKER T!!
SC:What?
Farooq:DAMN!
*brock and Paul walk in*
Paul: you are lookin at the next big thing brock lesne...
brock SHUUUSH
Vince:JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!
Maven:I'm maven!!!
Brock shuuush!!!
Y2J:im the ayotollah of rock and rollah...
Nash:DAMMIT MY QUAD
*RVD sits in the corner reading high times magazine..
RVD:whooooaaaaaaa...
Farooq:DAMN!
Ric flair:WOOOOOOOOOOOO
paul:brock?
SC:What?
Paul:Brock?
SC:what?
Paul:BROCK!?
Brock:Shuuush!!
Booker T:SUCKKKKAAAAAAAA
RVD: im rob van...
Farooq:DAMN!!
funaki:INDEEEEEEEEED
Y2J: i am a living legend
ric flair:WOOOOOOOOOO you livin legend can WHOOO *struts*..kiss my assWHOOOOOOOO
SC:what?
*Booker t eats a double cheeseburger*
Booker T: Oh dammit its the cops...SUCKKKKAAAAAA!
*bigbossman walks in*
Bossman:BOSSMAN!!!!
booker T:SUCKKKAAAAA!
Brock:BOBO WANT BURGER!!!!!!WANT BURGER NOW!!!
SC:what?
debra:i said.....
*Scot hall staggers in*
Scott:HEY........yo....
Funaki:INDDDEEEEEEEEEEEDDD
*Scott hall swigs down his beer.*
michaels cole:WHAT A SHOOTING STAR SUPLEX BY SCOTT HALL!
Vince: get the hell out of my ring...YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Ric flair:WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Farooq:DAMN!
*scott hall stagger to ric flair.*
Scott hall:whaddya say...wegggo geta roooooooom....
Ric flair:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scott hall:You dont talk to me like.....*falls unconscious*
Sc:What?
Bossman:bossman!
Nash:My quad!!!!!!
J.R:good god!!nash is injured!!!!!
Y2J:shut....the hell...up!!!
Vince:just who do you think you are?
DDP:its me its me its D-D-P
Fuaki:INDEEEEEEDD
Albert:GGRRRRRRRBAAACCTIIMMYYYYY
albert:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAAAAAAAAAGGGGGAAAAA!!!!
SC:What?
Debra:I said!