*The Rock walks in*

Rock:FINALLY The rock has come back to....

Booker T:wendy's SUCKKKAAAAAAA

RVD:*still looking at the mag* Whoa...1000 ways to hide your weed....just in your pants!!!

Farooq:DAMN!

RocK:Who...in the blue hell....are you!?

VincE:im vince mcmahon dammit!!!

Maven:im maven...

Rock:it doesn't matter!!!

SC:what?

Rock:it doesn't matter!!!

SC:what?

Rock It doesn't matter!!!

Paul:BROCK!?

Brock:*eating booker T's cheeseburger* BOBO WANT SAUSAGE!!!

Albert:SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAGE!!!

*Big show walks in*

Big Show: FOOD!!!

SC:What?

Big Show:FOOD!!!

Rock:who in the blue hell are you!?

RVD:Im R-V-uhhhhh......

Albert:DDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RVD:Yeah...that...huhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuh

SC:what?

Farooq damn!

J.R:GOOD GOD! STOP THIS MADNESS!!

Cole:flying suplex by austin on Funaki!!

Funaki:INNNNNDEEEEEEEEEDDD

AhmeD:toooooooppppoooooootttt

SC:What?

Nash:MY QUAAAAAAD

*Triple H walks in with a bottle of water and starts spitting water everywhere.*

Vince:just who do you think you are!?

Triple:i am the game!!!!

Booker t:dont hate tha playa!!Hate tha game!!!!SUCKKKKAAAAA

SC:What?

Triple: I have done so much for this company...i have torn my quad for this company!!

Nash:ME TOO!!

Y2J:shut....the hell....up!

TripleH: i am the game!!!!

Rock:I am the most elictrifying man in sports entertainment!

SC:What?!

Scott Hall: *getting up* Vince.....iiiiiiii...think i deserve...a job.......

Vince:GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING!!

*scott hall throws up on vinces leg*

DDP:And thats not a bad thing.....its a good thing...BANG!

*cactus jack walks in*

Cactus:BANG BANG!!

DDP:BANG!

CACTUS:BANG BANG!

DDP:BANG!!

CACTUS JACK:BANG BANG!!

DDP:*holds his hands in the air* BAAAAAAAAANG!

SC:What?

Vince:Give me respect for just one second!!!

Big show:Burger....

Brock:BOBO WANT DRINK!!!

J.R:Good god!!!Brock's hulking up!!!!

Albert:WAAAAAAGGGGGGGGLLLLLEEEE

Brock:Bobo want eat Fat guy...

SC:What?

*Sid runs in and trips...breaking his leg*

Sid:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Albert:AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BookerT:SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

J.R:GOOD GOD!GOOD GOD! SID JUST BROKE HIS LEG!!!

Cole:some sort of move variation by sid!!he calls it "the leg breaker"

SC:What?

*Hulk hogan walks in*

Hogan:WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER!!!

Booker T: Man you dont look like no brotha to me!!!

Hogan:whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you!!

Rock:what i'll do is take all your dignity turn it sideways and stick it staright up your CANDYASS!!!

SC:What?

Ahmed:stoopidoldguysgonnamakemepukeonGRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

RicFlair:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*jiggles and struts!!!

J.R:That has to be the most gruesome site ever!!!

Sid:AGGGGGGG!My leg?

J.R: no....Ric flair jiggling!!

Maven:im maven...

Vince get the hell out of my ring!!!

Hulk hogan:you know what you need brother....

SC:What?

Hulk:you need vitamins and protein drinks!!!!

Y2J: shut.....the hell.....up!!!

Brock:BOBO WANT DRINNNK!!

Paul:Brock!!!!

*Stephanie mcmahon come in and takes off her top.*

King:PUPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES *king has a heartattack*

Stephanie:DIIIID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOUR MY....

Booker T:SUCKKKKAAAAAAA

RVD:whooooaaa...her jigglies are moving on there own....

Farooq:DAMN!

Rock:Who in the blue hell are you!?

Hogan: I wanna hear all my hulkamaniacs out ther yell!!!

*crickets*

Vince:Get the hell out of my ring!!!YOURE FIRED!!!

Riv flair:WOOOOOOOOOO

DDP:BANG!!!

CACTUS:BANG BANG!!

Booker T:is that a offer sucka!?

SC:WHat?

*goldust walks in in tight leather pants and no shirt*Goldust:you'll never forget the name offf....*inhales8Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...goldust!!!!

SC:what?

Rock:who...in the blue hell....are you!?

goldust:If you let me have a drink of youre slurpy....then i'll let you have a bite...of my Hot dog!!!!

Scott Hall: is that.....a thhhhreeeat!!!!*looks at stephanie mcmahon* damn......i must have a .......buzz.....

HHH: i am the game!!

Debra:i said...

*SC punches debra in the stomach*

SC:what?

*SC does it again*

SC:what?

Debra:*cough* i said...

Ric flair:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Vince:im vince mcmahon dammit!!and you'll do exactly as i tell you!!!

Y2J: SHUT...THE HELL...UP!!!

Sid:AAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK...MY LEG!!!!

Nash:DAMMIT MY QUAD!!

Cole:wow what a side frontface lock by jericho on HHH!

Farooq:DAMN!

SC:What?

Albert:QUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD

Ahmed:ohhhhhhabbbbboooooogggaaaaaa!!!

Ric Flair:WOOOOOOOO!!You talinbout the this and WOOOOOOO *struts and runs into around the room* and you kno what will do happen!!

SC:What?

rock:IF You smmmeeeeeeeeeeellLLLLLL....

Hulk:Hulkamania is runnin wild brother!!

SC:What?

Albert:SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFT!

J.R:CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!!!!!!

*Lance storm walks in *

Storm:If i could be serious for a moment

SC:What

Storm:if i could be serious for a moment

SC:What?

Nash:oh dammit!!!it's getting swollen!!!

Sid:What do you think my leg is doing Jackass!!!

Y2J:SHUT....THE HELL....UP!!

SC:what?

Cole:Wow what a submission by stone cold!!!And Storm taps for the 1-2-3!!!

J.R:.........

SC:You talk about your psalms and your john 3:16's.....well austin 3:16 just whipped your ass!

Booker,Rock,Y2J,Vince:WHAT!?

Funaki:INNNNDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD

Storm:if i could be serious four a moment..

*Kurt Angle Walks in. You suck chants start*

Angle:I do not suck!WOO!

Ric flair:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DDP:BANG!!

Cactus:BANG BANG!!

Booker T:Can you dig it...SUCKKKAAAAA

Goldust:i can dig it..........Sucker...*chomps his teeth*

SC:What?

J.R: Goldust with a face bite!!GOOD GOD! HOW BRUTAL!!!

Angle:its true! Its damn true!

What?

Taka:EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIILLLLL

ALbert:SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*beats his chest*

Brock:BOBO WANT BIG PUSH!!!!!BOBO WANT BIG PUSH NOW!!!

SC:What?

Rock:do you like.......pie?

Scott hall:Hey.......yeeeeeeeooooo

RVD: yeah, dude, like pie, is great...when you like spice it up with RVD's Special ingredient....and.....whoooooaaaaa

Stephanie:YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH OUR RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNG!!!!

Vince:GET THE HELL OUT OF MY RING!!

Maven:Im maven.

Y2JSHUT THE HELL UP!!!

*jake the snake walks in with white powder.*

Jake:*SNORT*

SC:what

Jake:*snort*

SC:What?

Jake:*snort*

SC:What

Debra:I said...

Vince:IM VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT!!

Booker T:im a 5 tme count em! 1...2...3....4...5 Time WCW World champion!

Jake:*snort*

Storm:If i could be serious for a moment..

Albert:SEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRIIIIIIOUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Ahmed:youguysmakenoARGsinceyoucaneatmeandmyBLALLAAAHHHH!

Ric Flair:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

J.R:COCKY PIN BY Y2J!!!

Cole:Y2J calls it "the cocky pin"

J.R:..........

Debra:i said...

RVD:damn...this is the best reefer i had in a while man!!

Ric:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

HHH:i am the game...

Rock:who in the blue hell are you?

SC:What?