Here's Scene 2. still not title, please suggest one. Also after this
chapter there will be a plot, also sorry about my spelling, I know it
sucks!
Disclaimer: I own nothing
~~The story with out a name~~
Scene 2: The Great Hall; students at their house tables (only seventh years).
Dumbledor: Ok, this meeting is being held to tell about a new project. You creatures of the world will be sent off to the wasteland of the globe after this year and yeah, we are going to organize you. Two students will be "wedded in holy matrimony" and will have houses and jobs in the muggle world and have to preserve themselves. "Families" will even have "children".
At this there was an out brake of mystification and racket.
Draco: MUGGLES! I will never live the life of a Muggle. This is an insult to the Malfoy name. I object.
Parvatie: I CALL MARRIED TO GOYLE!!
Pansy: Will I be able to bring my Diamond shining 8 hour lasting and totally bangen' makeup??????
Dumbledor: WE will be putting you into groups now, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are utterly random. First cluster.
Lavender and Goyle.
Parvatie: NOOOOOOO!!!
She lunges at Lavender and starts to pull her hair. Hermione pulls her back.
Hermione: TAKE A CHILL PILL!!!!! Seriously.
Hermione hands Lavender a pill. Lavender takes it and it puts her into a rather dreamy mood.
Lavender: Ohhhhhh, rainbows and bunnies. little leprechauns, I'll come with you to the world of ponies!
With a dazed look in her eyes she prances out of the great hall.
Dumbledor: Ok, the next lucky couple is.. Draco and Hermione!
The great hall erupts into cheers. They were both the prom king and queen of Hogworts. Not a couple really, just perfect for each other. They hate each other (DUH!)
Dumbledor: I persist, Harry and Pansy; Seamus and Millicent; Crabbe and Parvatie, when she comes back to earth that is.
On that note Professor Flitwick runs into the hall moving a flouting Parvatie with him. He is dressed like a leprechaun.
Flitwick: She said I was a Leprechaun and that I should bring her to the land of rainbows and ponies. I though it best to bring her here. Parvatie just made a gargling noise. (A/n: in the movie I thought that if you added the right wardrobe Flitwick would look like a Leprechaun, so there you are.)
Dumbledor: Ok, Basil and Ron; Neville and Hannah; and the rest of you aren't really main characters so just pair up amongst your selves.
There was some mumbling about it being unfair, but the rest of them paired up.
Dumbledor: Okay, let me explain this project better. You will all be married for a year living in Muggle London. You will have muggle jobs and have to make it on your own in the muggle world. Some of you will have children some of you wont, and yes, some of you will be pregnant. All these children are just transfigured desks, even the unborn ones. The unborn ones will have to be given birth to. Do you understand? These children will be like real ones made in you and your spouses image. You will have to feed it. You also will have to go to your job weather you like it or not. None of you have a great Muggle learning so if you are incline to quite you must be good at saying the phrase "Would you like fries with that?" because that is the only job you will be being paid for. I'm going to hand out you existence information sheets and then you will be port keying to your houses. Also, the most thriving family unit at the end of the year will win a sightseeing trip of America and 1 million galleons spending cash. (A/N: sorry that sounds slightly unrealistic, oh well.) Here are your information sheets. You must fuse to them at all times.
Dumbledor gave everyone a sheet. This is what Draco and Hermione's said:
________________________________________________________________
The Malfoy family:
Draco's job: Lawyer, entry level at a law firm..... $25,000 a year
Hermione's job: Romantic Novel writer........$15,000 a year
Combined total.................. $ 40,000 a year
Family: Hermione I six months pregnant with twins and is working form home.
Home: Town house 1.5 bathrooms and 2 bedrooms; small
________________________________________________________________
Hermione: NO WAY IN HELL AM I GOING TO BE PREGNANT!!!
Draco: oh come on baby, they'll have to good looken' they have good genes. Good looking and Smart.
Hermione: I'm stuck married to you, and I have to be fat. LIFE SUCKS!!!
Dumbledor: Here starts your exciting activity.
They touched to port key and were off on the adventure of a lifetime.
SCENE ENDS!
Sorry, not to funny. Next scene will pink up. I got ideas brewen'!
ROCK ON!!
~Pink~
Disclaimer: I own nothing
~~The story with out a name~~
Scene 2: The Great Hall; students at their house tables (only seventh years).
Dumbledor: Ok, this meeting is being held to tell about a new project. You creatures of the world will be sent off to the wasteland of the globe after this year and yeah, we are going to organize you. Two students will be "wedded in holy matrimony" and will have houses and jobs in the muggle world and have to preserve themselves. "Families" will even have "children".
At this there was an out brake of mystification and racket.
Draco: MUGGLES! I will never live the life of a Muggle. This is an insult to the Malfoy name. I object.
Parvatie: I CALL MARRIED TO GOYLE!!
Pansy: Will I be able to bring my Diamond shining 8 hour lasting and totally bangen' makeup??????
Dumbledor: WE will be putting you into groups now, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are utterly random. First cluster.
Lavender and Goyle.
Parvatie: NOOOOOOO!!!
She lunges at Lavender and starts to pull her hair. Hermione pulls her back.
Hermione: TAKE A CHILL PILL!!!!! Seriously.
Hermione hands Lavender a pill. Lavender takes it and it puts her into a rather dreamy mood.
Lavender: Ohhhhhh, rainbows and bunnies. little leprechauns, I'll come with you to the world of ponies!
With a dazed look in her eyes she prances out of the great hall.
Dumbledor: Ok, the next lucky couple is.. Draco and Hermione!
The great hall erupts into cheers. They were both the prom king and queen of Hogworts. Not a couple really, just perfect for each other. They hate each other (DUH!)
Dumbledor: I persist, Harry and Pansy; Seamus and Millicent; Crabbe and Parvatie, when she comes back to earth that is.
On that note Professor Flitwick runs into the hall moving a flouting Parvatie with him. He is dressed like a leprechaun.
Flitwick: She said I was a Leprechaun and that I should bring her to the land of rainbows and ponies. I though it best to bring her here. Parvatie just made a gargling noise. (A/n: in the movie I thought that if you added the right wardrobe Flitwick would look like a Leprechaun, so there you are.)
Dumbledor: Ok, Basil and Ron; Neville and Hannah; and the rest of you aren't really main characters so just pair up amongst your selves.
There was some mumbling about it being unfair, but the rest of them paired up.
Dumbledor: Okay, let me explain this project better. You will all be married for a year living in Muggle London. You will have muggle jobs and have to make it on your own in the muggle world. Some of you will have children some of you wont, and yes, some of you will be pregnant. All these children are just transfigured desks, even the unborn ones. The unborn ones will have to be given birth to. Do you understand? These children will be like real ones made in you and your spouses image. You will have to feed it. You also will have to go to your job weather you like it or not. None of you have a great Muggle learning so if you are incline to quite you must be good at saying the phrase "Would you like fries with that?" because that is the only job you will be being paid for. I'm going to hand out you existence information sheets and then you will be port keying to your houses. Also, the most thriving family unit at the end of the year will win a sightseeing trip of America and 1 million galleons spending cash. (A/N: sorry that sounds slightly unrealistic, oh well.) Here are your information sheets. You must fuse to them at all times.
Dumbledor gave everyone a sheet. This is what Draco and Hermione's said:
________________________________________________________________
The Malfoy family:
Draco's job: Lawyer, entry level at a law firm..... $25,000 a year
Hermione's job: Romantic Novel writer........$15,000 a year
Combined total.................. $ 40,000 a year
Family: Hermione I six months pregnant with twins and is working form home.
Home: Town house 1.5 bathrooms and 2 bedrooms; small
________________________________________________________________
Hermione: NO WAY IN HELL AM I GOING TO BE PREGNANT!!!
Draco: oh come on baby, they'll have to good looken' they have good genes. Good looking and Smart.
Hermione: I'm stuck married to you, and I have to be fat. LIFE SUCKS!!!
Dumbledor: Here starts your exciting activity.
They touched to port key and were off on the adventure of a lifetime.
SCENE ENDS!
Sorry, not to funny. Next scene will pink up. I got ideas brewen'!
ROCK ON!!
~Pink~