Here is scene 3! Thank you to my reviewers!
amandas alter ego- Goyle is damn sexy! I might have to work in Fred and George into the mix ..Hee Hee Hee (evil thoughts) there will be extreme craziness, you never know who will pop up! Ron hot? Whatever!
toohott2touch44- I have just read your story and it kicks ass! I'm looking for updates!
Saria Black- There will be Harry/Pansy stuff. I plan to stay mostly with Draco and Hermione, but everyone lives in London so people will have unexpected meetings! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Yes Goyle has a sexy voice, that's why he's on the radio!
mirei nochi- Thank you, I try!
FF.Net will be down so I will be writing and then transferring. When it gets back up I will update.
Disclaimer: me own Harry Potter, (falls on the floor hysterically laughing) NO!
And with no further adu I bring to you.
~THE STORY THAT STILL HAS NO NAME~
~Pleze suggest one~
Scene: Draco and Hermione have just arrived outside of their new town home, complete with white picket fence. Hermione is noticeably bigger because she is pregnant. Draco is just dazed.
Hermione (sarcastically): ooh ooh, the great American dream comes to life! Complete with white picket fence, birdbath, and a huge pain in my ass!!!
Draco: Hermione, Shut up. Let go inside.
Hermione: good cause I gotta puke!
They enter a small sized house the living room has a walk in kitchen and a small breakfast nook with a powder room off of that. The stairwell goes to a modest upstairs that had a master bedroom. The room has a king-sized bed. The walls aren't painted and there is a small "balcony" off the back of the house. There is a closet that has maternity clothing for Hermione and some suits for Draco. The room was modest, almost undersized. (People shocked all around! Gasps from the crowd!!!) The Bathroom has a tub/shower, a sink, and a vanity. They only have the necessary grooming objects such as Draco's razor, toothpaste and toothbrushes, their deodorant, Shampoo and conditioner, brushes and hair ties, and soap. The extra room was already decorated for a baby with cribs and changing tables. They both went downstairs.
Draco: OOOH, what's this???? OOOH buttons.
Hermione: That's the telephone. Hey, Hot shit, we got speed dial.
Draco: I'm hungry.
Hermione: Look just cause were married doesn't mean I'm gonna wait on you, cause no I don't want to scrubs!
Hermione goes into the kitchen and finds that there is no food.
Hermione: We Have to go grocery shopping. Hon?
Draco: yes sugarplum!
Hermione: you stay here. I'm gonna call Lavender and go grocery shopping.
Draco (gasps): With the phone!!!!
Hermione (sarcastically): yeah, no shit!!!!
Hermione picks up the phone and starts to dial. It rings. She puts in on speakerphone.
Lavender: Hello?
Hermione: Hey it's Mione!
Lavender: wassssup??? (A/n: like in scary movie!!)
Hermione: aah, not much. Wanna go buy food??
Lavender: Yeah. Meet you at the store in twenty.
Hermione: gotcha. Bye.
Lavender: bye my homie.
END PHONE CONVERSATION
Hermione: shit I think Goyle is wearing off on her.
Draco: no shit.
Hermione: okay. You ok here for a bit. OOH I know!! Watch TV. AMERICANS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS! (They watch a man fall of the back of a pickup truck. They both erupt into laughter! Hermione is rolling on the floor and Draco is crying.) the greatest Muggle innovation evea. I'm leaving. Check ya later!
Draco: Bye!
Hermione goes out of the door to find Parvatie lying in there front yard. She is making a gargling noise.
Hermione: umm, Parvatie. EARTH TO PARVATIE!!!
Parvatie wakes up.
Parvatie: Goyle???
Hermione: I don't know. Why are you here?
Parvatie: Hey yer pretty. I'm a leprechaun. LETS GO TO THE LAND OF THE PONIES!!!!
Hermione (thinking): This would only get weirder if she broke into song!
Parvatie (staggering around the front yard brakes into a rap): I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in yer face.(she starts so shake her butt.)
Suddenly the front door opens. It's Draco.
Hermione: Here take Parvatie. I'm gonna go now.
Hermione hand a dancing Parvatie to Draco.
Draco: whoa, she's wasted.
Parvatie: GIVE ME A CHILL PILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: like the lady, what's her name in Austin Power, you know, the evil one.)
Draco (ignores Parvatie): Hermione, don't forget my animal crackers. They are very important to me. I have plans for them. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: okay.
CUT TO HERMIONE AND LAVENDER IN THE GROCERY STORE.
Lavender: okay Hermione, if you had to be one, who would you be: Lucky charms Leprechaun or Fruit loops toucan???
Hermione: DUH!!! The Leprechaun! Toucans are so 1999!!
Lavender: OMG! I totally know!
Hermione puts Lucky Charms into the cart. They walk into the next aisle where there is a sale on Tofu Hot Dogs. A lady is giving out free samples.
Hermione: OOH! These smell so good. I must have one.
She takes a sample and another and another.
Lavender: EWWWW! These taste like shit! (she spits it out)
Hermione: THESE KICK (she slaps her ass)!!! We have to get some.
Hermione promptly fills up her cart.
Lavender: Lets go.
With that the two girls go to the cash register.
Lavender: I forgot to tell you. Tonight Goyle and I are having a party. You guys are so invited!
Hermione: Yes!!!
Lavender: Goyle says its gonna be off the heezy fasheezy!
Hermione: I'm down wit that!
Lavender: Have you seen Parvatie? I tried to call her, but she wasn't there. Crabbe said something about her running yelling about ponies and Goyle. I'm worried about her!
Hermione: Yeah, she's at our house. Something about wanting more chill pills. She's drugged out. We'll return her home.
Lavender: K! See ya tonight!
Hermione: yeah! Bye!
END OF SCENE!!!!!!
Didya like it.
PREVIEW: Next chapter will include. Tofu dogs, animal crackers and a party. Yeah MIX MASTER GOYLE!!!! Also, a twist in the story!
BE responsible, READ AND REVIEW!!!
~PINK~
amandas alter ego- Goyle is damn sexy! I might have to work in Fred and George into the mix ..Hee Hee Hee (evil thoughts) there will be extreme craziness, you never know who will pop up! Ron hot? Whatever!
toohott2touch44- I have just read your story and it kicks ass! I'm looking for updates!
Saria Black- There will be Harry/Pansy stuff. I plan to stay mostly with Draco and Hermione, but everyone lives in London so people will have unexpected meetings! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Yes Goyle has a sexy voice, that's why he's on the radio!
mirei nochi- Thank you, I try!
FF.Net will be down so I will be writing and then transferring. When it gets back up I will update.
Disclaimer: me own Harry Potter, (falls on the floor hysterically laughing) NO!
And with no further adu I bring to you.
~THE STORY THAT STILL HAS NO NAME~
~Pleze suggest one~
Scene: Draco and Hermione have just arrived outside of their new town home, complete with white picket fence. Hermione is noticeably bigger because she is pregnant. Draco is just dazed.
Hermione (sarcastically): ooh ooh, the great American dream comes to life! Complete with white picket fence, birdbath, and a huge pain in my ass!!!
Draco: Hermione, Shut up. Let go inside.
Hermione: good cause I gotta puke!
They enter a small sized house the living room has a walk in kitchen and a small breakfast nook with a powder room off of that. The stairwell goes to a modest upstairs that had a master bedroom. The room has a king-sized bed. The walls aren't painted and there is a small "balcony" off the back of the house. There is a closet that has maternity clothing for Hermione and some suits for Draco. The room was modest, almost undersized. (People shocked all around! Gasps from the crowd!!!) The Bathroom has a tub/shower, a sink, and a vanity. They only have the necessary grooming objects such as Draco's razor, toothpaste and toothbrushes, their deodorant, Shampoo and conditioner, brushes and hair ties, and soap. The extra room was already decorated for a baby with cribs and changing tables. They both went downstairs.
Draco: OOOH, what's this???? OOOH buttons.
Hermione: That's the telephone. Hey, Hot shit, we got speed dial.
Draco: I'm hungry.
Hermione: Look just cause were married doesn't mean I'm gonna wait on you, cause no I don't want to scrubs!
Hermione goes into the kitchen and finds that there is no food.
Hermione: We Have to go grocery shopping. Hon?
Draco: yes sugarplum!
Hermione: you stay here. I'm gonna call Lavender and go grocery shopping.
Draco (gasps): With the phone!!!!
Hermione (sarcastically): yeah, no shit!!!!
Hermione picks up the phone and starts to dial. It rings. She puts in on speakerphone.
Lavender: Hello?
Hermione: Hey it's Mione!
Lavender: wassssup??? (A/n: like in scary movie!!)
Hermione: aah, not much. Wanna go buy food??
Lavender: Yeah. Meet you at the store in twenty.
Hermione: gotcha. Bye.
Lavender: bye my homie.
END PHONE CONVERSATION
Hermione: shit I think Goyle is wearing off on her.
Draco: no shit.
Hermione: okay. You ok here for a bit. OOH I know!! Watch TV. AMERICANS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS! (They watch a man fall of the back of a pickup truck. They both erupt into laughter! Hermione is rolling on the floor and Draco is crying.) the greatest Muggle innovation evea. I'm leaving. Check ya later!
Draco: Bye!
Hermione goes out of the door to find Parvatie lying in there front yard. She is making a gargling noise.
Hermione: umm, Parvatie. EARTH TO PARVATIE!!!
Parvatie wakes up.
Parvatie: Goyle???
Hermione: I don't know. Why are you here?
Parvatie: Hey yer pretty. I'm a leprechaun. LETS GO TO THE LAND OF THE PONIES!!!!
Hermione (thinking): This would only get weirder if she broke into song!
Parvatie (staggering around the front yard brakes into a rap): I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in yer face.(she starts so shake her butt.)
Suddenly the front door opens. It's Draco.
Hermione: Here take Parvatie. I'm gonna go now.
Hermione hand a dancing Parvatie to Draco.
Draco: whoa, she's wasted.
Parvatie: GIVE ME A CHILL PILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: like the lady, what's her name in Austin Power, you know, the evil one.)
Draco (ignores Parvatie): Hermione, don't forget my animal crackers. They are very important to me. I have plans for them. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: okay.
CUT TO HERMIONE AND LAVENDER IN THE GROCERY STORE.
Lavender: okay Hermione, if you had to be one, who would you be: Lucky charms Leprechaun or Fruit loops toucan???
Hermione: DUH!!! The Leprechaun! Toucans are so 1999!!
Lavender: OMG! I totally know!
Hermione puts Lucky Charms into the cart. They walk into the next aisle where there is a sale on Tofu Hot Dogs. A lady is giving out free samples.
Hermione: OOH! These smell so good. I must have one.
She takes a sample and another and another.
Lavender: EWWWW! These taste like shit! (she spits it out)
Hermione: THESE KICK (she slaps her ass)!!! We have to get some.
Hermione promptly fills up her cart.
Lavender: Lets go.
With that the two girls go to the cash register.
Lavender: I forgot to tell you. Tonight Goyle and I are having a party. You guys are so invited!
Hermione: Yes!!!
Lavender: Goyle says its gonna be off the heezy fasheezy!
Hermione: I'm down wit that!
Lavender: Have you seen Parvatie? I tried to call her, but she wasn't there. Crabbe said something about her running yelling about ponies and Goyle. I'm worried about her!
Hermione: Yeah, she's at our house. Something about wanting more chill pills. She's drugged out. We'll return her home.
Lavender: K! See ya tonight!
Hermione: yeah! Bye!
END OF SCENE!!!!!!
Didya like it.
PREVIEW: Next chapter will include. Tofu dogs, animal crackers and a party. Yeah MIX MASTER GOYLE!!!! Also, a twist in the story!
BE responsible, READ AND REVIEW!!!
~PINK~