HOWDY!! FF.NET is down right now, so I'm not going to comment about reviews
but try to get on with the story. This chapter has Goyle's party! ENJOY!!!
With no further adu.
My lovely disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Is this even necessary? (I don't own Harry potter)
For real this time.
~~The Story Without A Title~~
~Please suggest one! ~
SCENE: Hermione is entering the house. Draco is watching Americas Funniest Home Videos. Parvatie is knocked out cold on the floor.
Hermione: Hey. what happened to Parvatie?
Draco (still watching TV, it's a funny video about a man falling into a pool): yeah, she would shut up so I hit her on the head with this.
He holds up a baseball bat.
Hermione: Where did ya get that from?
Draco: I donno. DO YOU HAVE MY ANIMAL CRACKERS????????
Hermione (now in the kitchen putting the food into the cabinets.) Yes, here!
She throws him a box of animal crackers and he rips it open.
Draco: OOH! An Elephant!!!!! (He starts to talk to the crackers) What's that Mr. Elephant? Ooh, you want cheesecake! OK!! Hermione, can you get me some cheesecake??
Hermione (starting to cook tofu dogs): Draco, we don't have enough money to get cheesecake. Do ya want a tofu dog? MMMMMM TOFU!!!
Parvatie: MOO
Draco, just ignore her and is talking to Mr. Elephant.
Hermione: She moos???
Draco: HELL YEAH! OK!! Mr. Elephant wants one to.
Hermione: Draco, stop it with the animal crackers.
Draco: NO! You hurt Mr. Elephant's feelings! Say sorry.
Hermione (at the end of her rope): OK! GODS! (Talks to the cracker) I'm so BLOODY sorry about hating your BLOODY ass!!
Draco: Nicer.
Hermione (grabs elephant and eats it): THERE HAPPY!!!
Parvatie (gives off happiness moos): MOO!
Draco starts to laugh hysterically.
Hermione: what's so funny?
Draco: You totally fell for my animal cracker obsession trick! I love this game. You do things to piss off your roommate, like animal cracker plays, or shaving off an eyebrow and they freak out!
Hermione: whatever. I'm having a tofu dog.
They eat there tofu dogs.
Parvatie: MOO!
Draco: HEY! These are good!!!
The doorbell rings.
Hermione gets up and opens the door. It's Crabbe
Crabbe: Is Parvatie in there.
Parvatie: MOO!
Hermione: Thank gods you're here!
Parvatie: IMA cow. MOO!
Hermione: Sorry, Draco hit her over the head with a baseball bat. She should be okay in a few hours.
Crabbe: COOL! So all she does is moo?
Hermione: Basically
Crabbe: totally gnarly!
Hermione rolls eyes CRABBE AND PARVATIE LEAVE (with one final moo) Draco and Hermione finish eating their tofu dogs.
Draco: That girl has gone off the deep end.
Hermione: I know. Oh, Goyle and Lavender are having a party tonight, wanna go?
Draco: sure.
Hermione: Wait. You know how were married?
Draco: Yeah.
Hermione: Well, I don't have a ring. People wont know I'm married.
Draco: Oh, that's right. I may have to pretend to be a poor muggle that has to *gasp* WORK, but that doesn't mean you can look good! Were so spending the first paycheck on a ring!
Hermione: Thank you baby!
Draco: that's okay sugarplum!
END OF SCENE!
Ok. I know that this chapter was short and not to funny. But next chapter is the party. FF.net was up faster then I thought it would be, so I wanted to post. The ideas about how to annoy your roommate came off of this site about jokes. http://www.geocities.com/funnythings4u/50annoy.html here is the link! I suggest that you go to it. School starts soon, so I don't know when I'll update next, probably by Monday!
MUCH LUV!
~~Pink~~
With no further adu.
My lovely disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Is this even necessary? (I don't own Harry potter)
For real this time.
~~The Story Without A Title~~
~Please suggest one! ~
SCENE: Hermione is entering the house. Draco is watching Americas Funniest Home Videos. Parvatie is knocked out cold on the floor.
Hermione: Hey. what happened to Parvatie?
Draco (still watching TV, it's a funny video about a man falling into a pool): yeah, she would shut up so I hit her on the head with this.
He holds up a baseball bat.
Hermione: Where did ya get that from?
Draco: I donno. DO YOU HAVE MY ANIMAL CRACKERS????????
Hermione (now in the kitchen putting the food into the cabinets.) Yes, here!
She throws him a box of animal crackers and he rips it open.
Draco: OOH! An Elephant!!!!! (He starts to talk to the crackers) What's that Mr. Elephant? Ooh, you want cheesecake! OK!! Hermione, can you get me some cheesecake??
Hermione (starting to cook tofu dogs): Draco, we don't have enough money to get cheesecake. Do ya want a tofu dog? MMMMMM TOFU!!!
Parvatie: MOO
Draco, just ignore her and is talking to Mr. Elephant.
Hermione: She moos???
Draco: HELL YEAH! OK!! Mr. Elephant wants one to.
Hermione: Draco, stop it with the animal crackers.
Draco: NO! You hurt Mr. Elephant's feelings! Say sorry.
Hermione (at the end of her rope): OK! GODS! (Talks to the cracker) I'm so BLOODY sorry about hating your BLOODY ass!!
Draco: Nicer.
Hermione (grabs elephant and eats it): THERE HAPPY!!!
Parvatie (gives off happiness moos): MOO!
Draco starts to laugh hysterically.
Hermione: what's so funny?
Draco: You totally fell for my animal cracker obsession trick! I love this game. You do things to piss off your roommate, like animal cracker plays, or shaving off an eyebrow and they freak out!
Hermione: whatever. I'm having a tofu dog.
They eat there tofu dogs.
Parvatie: MOO!
Draco: HEY! These are good!!!
The doorbell rings.
Hermione gets up and opens the door. It's Crabbe
Crabbe: Is Parvatie in there.
Parvatie: MOO!
Hermione: Thank gods you're here!
Parvatie: IMA cow. MOO!
Hermione: Sorry, Draco hit her over the head with a baseball bat. She should be okay in a few hours.
Crabbe: COOL! So all she does is moo?
Hermione: Basically
Crabbe: totally gnarly!
Hermione rolls eyes CRABBE AND PARVATIE LEAVE (with one final moo) Draco and Hermione finish eating their tofu dogs.
Draco: That girl has gone off the deep end.
Hermione: I know. Oh, Goyle and Lavender are having a party tonight, wanna go?
Draco: sure.
Hermione: Wait. You know how were married?
Draco: Yeah.
Hermione: Well, I don't have a ring. People wont know I'm married.
Draco: Oh, that's right. I may have to pretend to be a poor muggle that has to *gasp* WORK, but that doesn't mean you can look good! Were so spending the first paycheck on a ring!
Hermione: Thank you baby!
Draco: that's okay sugarplum!
END OF SCENE!
Ok. I know that this chapter was short and not to funny. But next chapter is the party. FF.net was up faster then I thought it would be, so I wanted to post. The ideas about how to annoy your roommate came off of this site about jokes. http://www.geocities.com/funnythings4u/50annoy.html here is the link! I suggest that you go to it. School starts soon, so I don't know when I'll update next, probably by Monday!
MUCH LUV!
~~Pink~~