Sorry last chappy was short! I promise to redeem myself!!!! Sorry, school
sucks a shit load! This will get longer, also its gonna be a humor/ Parody.
Sorta, its like the movie sugar and spice, but much much much different.
Did I just give away to much. I THINK NOT! Even if you think you know
what's going to happen you are mistaken MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ect. Ect. Ect.
This is written the same day and I do have another review but ff.net isn't
being nice to me and it wont show me my new review so lets cut the crap and
move on.
Disclaimer: I am not a writer. I am an insane child. The Harry Potter book also have plots, like this sadly doesn't have (not yet) so let's add the clues together and say that this isn't mine!!! HAHA excellent deduction Sherlock!
Chapter Seven (oh, my little ficcy is growing up!)
SCENE: Draco is returning to the house early at three o' clock so that he and Hermione can go to the obstetrician. He has the famed sea foam green/blue Tiffany's bag in his hands (A/N: Yes! I am obsessed!) He goes into the house. Hermione is sitting at the kitchen table she is eating a tofu dog and is typing away feverishly. She has on a pair of loose fitting army pants and a white tank top. Her hair is in a very low loose fitting ponytail.
Draco: Honey, I'm home!
Hermione jumps up to meet him and gives him a big hug.
Hermione: Oh, I missed you ever so much!
Draco: I missed you to babe. What did you write about today?
Hermione: A heart felt Novel about two people who are bitter enemies who fall in love and produce two desks!
Draco: but you have to sell it in the muggle world!
Hermione shrugs. She notices the bag in Draco's hand. She squeals in anticipation!
Hermione: OOH OOH!!!! TIFFANY!!!
Draco: only the best for you!
He takes out the ring. It's a huge diamond. Draco puts it on her hand.
Draco: Its 13 carats! Only the best for you!
Hermione: OH! Thank you!!
They kiss and then leave to go to the obstetrician appointment.
(A/n: sorry that this part is a tiny bit boring, had to add some plot!)
Cut to Draco and Hermione sitting in the obstetrician office. The doctor comes in. Her obstetrician is. Neville!!!
Neville (looking at a form): Hello Mr. and Mrs. WHOA! Malfoy??
Hermione: That's right!!!
Neville: wow, ok. Well Hermione you are six months along and we are at the point where we can tell you the sex of your.ahem, babies. Do you want to know the sex of the babies when we look at the ultrasound?
Draco: Yes! I do ever so much hope that they are boys!
Hermione rolls her eyes. The rest of the appointment progresses smoothly. Then they do the ultrasound. Hermione's huge stomach is bulging out. They start the ultra sound.
Neville: Well, Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy, it seems that your babies are boys and girls!!!! Congratulations!
Hermione: wow, that was really unexpected!
Draco: totally, really not suprising!
Neville: umm guys maybe we need to jazz it up a bit?
Draco: Yeah, this is staring to become a boring fic.
Hermione: I totally know! I'm so going to go see if there is something new in the Action/Adventure section! (Hermione gets hit it the head with a rotton apple) HEY!
Draco: Yeah, lets re do this!
All: OK
REWIND!
Neville: Well, Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy, it seems that your babies are boy Siamese twins! (A/n: bet you weren't expecting that!!!!)
Hermione: No shit??
Neville: No shit!
Draco: How can she have freak children! I wont allow it!!!!!!
Neville: Draco, your over reacting! This is a simple situation. First we induce Hermione's labor and then we do a c-section to get them out. We then perform corrective surgery to get them out. Simple as ABC.
Hermione: sounds ok to me. When will we induce the labor?
Neville: Well, not for another two months.
Draco: well, that sounds ok to me, how about you baby?
Hermione: Ok, see you next month Dr. Longbottom! \\
Neville: See ya then.
END OF SCENE!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I feel so evil right now! Just had that sick twisted thought that they should be Siamese twins. Wow, I just wrote a lot of plot!!!! Hope you enjoyed it! Next chapter up by ummm. Let aim for Monday? Hope you love.
By the way I read the reviews for last chapter!
couch-potato- Thank you for reviewing! It is weird and that's the way I like it!
The other person didn't leave a name, but thank you mystery reader, and I believe in you (don't ask)! Also I got my first flame! I feel so accomplished. *Sheds a tear * NOT!!!!!! I have already started I don't care if you flame! HAHAHAHAHAHA. I beat you!
REVIEW!!!
Much love!
~~Pink~~
Disclaimer: I am not a writer. I am an insane child. The Harry Potter book also have plots, like this sadly doesn't have (not yet) so let's add the clues together and say that this isn't mine!!! HAHA excellent deduction Sherlock!
Chapter Seven (oh, my little ficcy is growing up!)
SCENE: Draco is returning to the house early at three o' clock so that he and Hermione can go to the obstetrician. He has the famed sea foam green/blue Tiffany's bag in his hands (A/N: Yes! I am obsessed!) He goes into the house. Hermione is sitting at the kitchen table she is eating a tofu dog and is typing away feverishly. She has on a pair of loose fitting army pants and a white tank top. Her hair is in a very low loose fitting ponytail.
Draco: Honey, I'm home!
Hermione jumps up to meet him and gives him a big hug.
Hermione: Oh, I missed you ever so much!
Draco: I missed you to babe. What did you write about today?
Hermione: A heart felt Novel about two people who are bitter enemies who fall in love and produce two desks!
Draco: but you have to sell it in the muggle world!
Hermione shrugs. She notices the bag in Draco's hand. She squeals in anticipation!
Hermione: OOH OOH!!!! TIFFANY!!!
Draco: only the best for you!
He takes out the ring. It's a huge diamond. Draco puts it on her hand.
Draco: Its 13 carats! Only the best for you!
Hermione: OH! Thank you!!
They kiss and then leave to go to the obstetrician appointment.
(A/n: sorry that this part is a tiny bit boring, had to add some plot!)
Cut to Draco and Hermione sitting in the obstetrician office. The doctor comes in. Her obstetrician is. Neville!!!
Neville (looking at a form): Hello Mr. and Mrs. WHOA! Malfoy??
Hermione: That's right!!!
Neville: wow, ok. Well Hermione you are six months along and we are at the point where we can tell you the sex of your.ahem, babies. Do you want to know the sex of the babies when we look at the ultrasound?
Draco: Yes! I do ever so much hope that they are boys!
Hermione rolls her eyes. The rest of the appointment progresses smoothly. Then they do the ultrasound. Hermione's huge stomach is bulging out. They start the ultra sound.
Neville: Well, Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy, it seems that your babies are boys and girls!!!! Congratulations!
Hermione: wow, that was really unexpected!
Draco: totally, really not suprising!
Neville: umm guys maybe we need to jazz it up a bit?
Draco: Yeah, this is staring to become a boring fic.
Hermione: I totally know! I'm so going to go see if there is something new in the Action/Adventure section! (Hermione gets hit it the head with a rotton apple) HEY!
Draco: Yeah, lets re do this!
All: OK
REWIND!
Neville: Well, Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy, it seems that your babies are boy Siamese twins! (A/n: bet you weren't expecting that!!!!)
Hermione: No shit??
Neville: No shit!
Draco: How can she have freak children! I wont allow it!!!!!!
Neville: Draco, your over reacting! This is a simple situation. First we induce Hermione's labor and then we do a c-section to get them out. We then perform corrective surgery to get them out. Simple as ABC.
Hermione: sounds ok to me. When will we induce the labor?
Neville: Well, not for another two months.
Draco: well, that sounds ok to me, how about you baby?
Hermione: Ok, see you next month Dr. Longbottom! \\
Neville: See ya then.
END OF SCENE!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I feel so evil right now! Just had that sick twisted thought that they should be Siamese twins. Wow, I just wrote a lot of plot!!!! Hope you enjoyed it! Next chapter up by ummm. Let aim for Monday? Hope you love.
By the way I read the reviews for last chapter!
couch-potato- Thank you for reviewing! It is weird and that's the way I like it!
The other person didn't leave a name, but thank you mystery reader, and I believe in you (don't ask)! Also I got my first flame! I feel so accomplished. *Sheds a tear * NOT!!!!!! I have already started I don't care if you flame! HAHAHAHAHAHA. I beat you!
REVIEW!!!
Much love!
~~Pink~~