HI! I'm back! I'm sorry about last chapter, sorta a bad one, didn't even get a review, that's ok cause this will be long and then its gonna be time to birth some babies!!!! Hee hee hee! Ok so here we go.

Disclaimer: this is really getting old.

Chapter Eight



Scene: Hermione is cooking dinner in the kitchen. It is the Friday before the party and the party is on Saturday. She is wearing the most hideous dress ever seen. Its long and plaid and has a turtleneck collier. Hermione is crying and Draco enters. He is carrying 2-shoe boxes, 2 suit hangers, with covers, and a big bag.

Draco: Lucy, I'm home!

Hermione: Oh Rickey, BAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hermione cries hysterically. Draco puts down his boxes and walks over to her.

Draco: Hon, really, what's wrong?

Hermione: I have to ware this hideous dress, cause it's the only dress that I have, and I cant afford to buy a new one cause we need all the money for the twins' surgery. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Draco: Babe, don't cry! I already knew that you would have no descent dress to ware, and remember, your Mrs. Malfoy, so you can be seen like that! So I went out and bought you a dress and shoes and a purse and a coat! I got my tux. Plus I got you a little something special. So don't cry babe.

Hermione(drying her eyes): Ok, can I see the dress.

Draco: sure.

He opens up the first dress hanger.

Draco: Hermione Granger Malfoy, you are the proud owner of a new Alberta Ferretti Burgundy beaded dress!!!!!!! It's a Silk dress with bead and sequin detail and raw edged frills! I got it in a special maternity size. Now to match you new dress you have a new pair of Dolce&gabbana Black strappy heels! |Fabric strap highs with velvet and silver instep and a 4'' shaped | |heel has ankle strap!!! I don't know if you can wear heels that | |High, or even get your huge swollen feet into them, but hell, It's| |worth a try!!! Next we have Renaud Pellegrino | |Beaded bag!!! Cute pelligrino beautiful beaded bag with a touch of| |Burgundy. |

And to top off the look you will receive a Dolce&gabbana black coat! Smart feminine styled wool angora dolce and gabbana coat in a black color with double breasted front and signature lining! But wait, that's not all! On top of that I have us scheduled to spend the after noon at a spa where you will revive a facemask, manicure/pedicure, Hair, nails, and the newly wed couple mud bath!!!!!!

Hermione (jumping up to hug Draco): OH! Thank you baby! Did I tell you today that I love you?

Draco: yeah!

They ran off to the kitchen and ate a wonderful dinner of tofu dogs. Hermione blissfully forgot that she and Draco were now blissfully broke, however will they dig them selves outta this one? I don't know, but lets fast forward to the party.



SCENE: Hermione is walking down the staircase of their house, Draco awaits at the bottom. Hermione looks like a preg supermodel.

Draco: Hermione! You look ravishing!!!

Hermione: Thank you Draco, you look dashing!

Draco: I rented us a limo to take us to the party, lets go!

On the way to the party Draco and Hermione sat in the limo. Draco sipped Champagne, Hermione could not, because she was preg, so she drank an Evian water. They soon arrived at the party. They went into see that people were just starting to arrive. The first people they saw were Harry and Pansy. Harry and Draco had become chummy because of work!

Harry: Draco, my man! What's up?

Draco: Oh, not much, how are things on the home front?

Pansy: Well, we have big news! I'm Pregnant!!!!!

Hermione: umm Pans. you know that you don't have a transfigured desk inside of you, right, your kid is real!

Harry: We know, but its ok cause were also engaged!!!!!!

Pansy holds up her ring triumphantly. It was a great deal smaller then Hermione's.

Draco: Wow! That's fast! Its only been a month.

Pansy: yes, but were just so in love!!! And-

But pansy didn't get the chance to finish the sentence, because two of the best looking people walked into the room. It appeared to be Lavender and Goyle, but you couldn't really tell. Hermione and Draco excused themselves and went over to them.

Draco: umm, hi?

He was caught off guard because of what Lavender was wearing; it was a green dress that had a plunging neckline that went bellow her belly button. (A/N: Like J. LO wore to the Grammies a few years ago.) Goyle wore a suit that was made of the finest material and had a tie that said 'Sean John' on it.

Hermione: wow, you guys look fly?

Lavender: why thank you! I didn't know that people were going to make this big of a deal outta my dress, Goyle picked it out.

Goyle: hello! And I see we are all wearing our flyest shit! Babe, let get our boogie on!

Lavender: Ok, I'm dying to shake my bootie! Cause ya know, I'm just a girl from the Bronx, and I love to shake my bootie!

Hermione: umm, Lave, your from London.

They were on the floor. Next came Neville.

Neville: Hello Hermione, Draco.

Hermione: Dr. Longbottom, what a pleasant surprise to see you here! Well, were gonna go dance! Bye!

Draco dragged Hermione onto the dance floor. She looked to the stage! It was Fred and George. They were gonna go Karaoke. They danced to the rap song "Diddy" by p.diddy. Goyle and Lavender were watched by every one.

|Yeah | |Its Bad Boy Baby | |Neptunes | |And we won't stop | |(I like that) 'Cause we can't stop | |Yeah | |Let me tell you something | | | |[Verse I] | |Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I | |rhyme quick | |I was on 1-2-5 and Saint Nich | |Chillin' with these chick | |Named Tondalea | |Was a hot girl and everybody wanted | |to slay her | |She wasn't fond of players | |Only wanted ballers | |To spoil her | |Six figures and camcorders | |So what you trying to tell me dear | |I got Bentley, Benz send in Mr. | |Belvedere | |I just want to blow your mind | |I'm talkin' literally blow your mind| | | |My repratoir is Menage Trois | |And exotic cars chilling with the | |hottest stars | |And it ain't no stopping this | |I can't help it I'm an optomist | |And Ima make ya head bop to this | |And at the end you gon rock to this | | | |Now say my name | | | |[Hook-Neptunes] | |Its the D the I the D the D the Y | |The D the I the D | |It's Diddy, (Hold Up) It's Diddy | |(That's crazy) | |It's the D the I the D the D the Y | |The D the I the D | |Its Diddy, (Hold Up), It's Diddy | |(Say What!) | | | |[Verse II] | |Ay yo, I came in the door | |I said it before | |I never the ladiez hyptonize me no | |more | |But, back to the manuscript | |'Cause I don't think you can handle | |this | |From New York to Los Angles | |I think the whole world scandalous | |I'm just trying to keep the candles | |lit | |Make the party people dance to this | | | |Get out your seat and clap your | |hands to this | |Cause I came too far | |For me to be bouswar | |It's a Bently to you, to me it's a | |blue car | |So Branson pass me a jar | |Cause these cats done went too far | |One phone call send two cars | |And still get searched by security | |guards | |I guess that's what I have to do | |Take the game international | |Now what you call me | | | |[Hook Repeat] | | | |(La La La La La La La La La La La | |La) | |C'mon work it out girl | |I'm trying to see you work it out | |girl | |(La La La La La La La La La La La | |La) | |C'mon work it out girl | |I wanna see you work it out girl | | | |[Verse III] | |Now hold up, stop, wait a minute | |We don't stop we rock cause ain't a | |limit | |My aim is winning | |Got asian women | |That'll change my linen | |After I done blazed and hit em | |But I just wanna rock wit you | |And take it straight to the top with| |you | |And do what I gots to do | |If it's possible | |Cause I ain't trying to stop you boo| | | |I got an agenda | |Got on a ninja | |One wheelin' and killin' it not to | |offend ya | |That's when I met this chick named | |Brenda | |Tender, her whole body bend like | |fender | |So let me see you shake it girl | |I just wanna see you shake it girl | |For the return of the don | |The world in my palm | |My mom calls me Sean | |But y'all call me | | | |[Hook Repeat] | |(La La La La La La La La La La La) | |C'mon work it out girl | |(La La La La La La La La La La La) | |I wanna see you work it out girl |

The song was over. Every one was tied. Dumbledor, in a suit, took the stage

Dumbledor: everyone pleze sit down! Ok, before dinner starts I just want to say that many people have been asking about Parvatie. I am pleased to inform you that she will be leaving the rehab faculty soon.

Applause.

Dumbledor: ok lets eat!!!

Every one ate a huge meal. Then they hit the floor for dancing. The first song was slow and Draco and Hermione danced together. The perfect setting for Hogworts perfect couple.

|Take a bow, the night is over | |This masquerade is getting older | |Light are low, the curtains down | |There's no one here | |[There's no one here, there's no one| |in the crowd] | |Say your lines but do you feel them | | | |Do you mean what you say when | |there's no one around [no one | |around] | |Watching you, watching me, one | |lonely star | |[One lonely star you don't know who | |you are] | | | |Chorus: | | | |I've always been in love with you | |[always with you] | |I guess you've always known it's | |true [you know it's true] | |You took my love for granted, why oh| |why | |The show is over, say good-bye | | | |Say good-bye [bye bye], say good-bye| | | | | |Make them laugh, it comes so easy | |When you get to the part | |Where you're breaking my heart | |[breaking my heart] | |Hide behind your smile, all the | |world loves a clown | |[Just make 'em smile the whole world| |loves a clown] | |Wish you well, I cannot stay | |You deserve an award for the role | |that you played [role that you | |played] | |No more masquerade, you're one | |lonely star | |[One lonely star and you don't know | |who you are] | |Take a bow, the night is over | |This masquerade is getting older | |Light are low, the curtains down | |There's no one here | |[There's no one here, there's no | |one in the crowd] | |Say your lines but do you feel them| | | |Do you mean what you say when | |there's no one around [no one | |around] | |Watching you, watching me, one | |lonely star | |[One lonely star you don't know who| |you are] | | | |Chorus: | | | |I've always been in love with you | |[always with you] | |I guess you've always known it's | |true [you know it's true] | |You took my love for granted, why | |oh why | |The show is over, say good-bye | | | |Say good-bye [bye bye], say | |good-bye | | | |Make them laugh, it comes so easy | |When you get to the part | |Where you're breaking my heart | |[breaking my heart] | |Hide behind your smile, all the | |world loves a clown | |[Just make 'em smile the whole | |world loves a clown] | |Wish you well, I cannot stay | |You deserve an award for the role | |that you played [role that you | |played] | |No more masquerade, you're one | |lonely star | |[One lonely star and you don't know| |who you are] |

Fred and George would not utter a word further because at that moment Hermione got a look of pain on her face. Her contractions were starting. Her water was broken, and people were going crazy!

Hermione: OH MY GOD!!!!! NEVILLE!!!!! You said that we would be able to induce labor!!!

Draco: Stay calm Hon! NEVILLE, get the limo. We have to get to the hospital so we can do the c-section!!! Lets go!!!!!!!

With that they ran out of the door. Fred and Geogre picked up where they left off and finished.

chorus, repeat)

Say good-bye [bye bye], say good-bye

All the world is a stage [world is a stage]

And everyone has their part [has their part]

But how was I to know which way the story'd go

How was I to know you'd break

[You'd break, you'd break, you'd break]

You'd break my heart

I've always been in love with you

[I've always been in love with you]

Guess you've always known

You took my love for granted, why oh why

The show is over, say good-bye

(chorus)

Say good-bye [bye bye], say good-bye

Say good-bye

No one listened to the end of the song, craziness had broken out. Lavender was pissed because she wasn't being paid attention to, Pansy and Harry were in the women's bathroom (what they were doing will be undisclosed info) And Goyle was rapping to himself, thinking of new things for his radio show, AND every one else was worried about Hermione!

END OF SCENE!!!

Wont be updated till next weekend probably, anyways!!!

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Do ya get the message????

I have decided on names!!!!

Much peace and happiness!

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