Hello!!!! Thank you all for reviewing.
SweetWater- Thank you for reviewing not once, but twice!!! Yes, I can be persuasive.
Otome the anonymous reviewer- On the other hand. you rock!!! I try to write funny!
TzAmZ - YOU really rock!!! 8 reviews form one person; think the other ppl should be taken notes. Hee hee! JK!!! I am updating soon, and I'm sorta steeling your idea, do you forgive me?????
Next order of biz. This is a short interlude to more action. After this chapter this will become a parody in a way. Think I said that already. Anyways. I found the dress and accessories for Hermione off this site called http://www.designerexposure.com it's a cool site. The pic of the dress was taken down, sorta just a fun site to browse. Here we go with the interlude.
Disclaimer: The very little plot that is there is mine, everything else isn't.
Chapter Nine!!!!!
Scene: Hermione and Draco are standing in front of the nice restaurant. Hermione is in labor and is cursing everyone in the world, especially Albus Dumbledor who is standing next to her. Neville is getting the lime. Lavender and Goyle and Crabbe and Harry are standing with them in the corner, Because Hermione isn't in a good mood and she is yelling at everyone within a 5-foot radius of her. Suddenly Neville comes running across the parking lot.
Draco: Umm, Neville, you forgot one important thing. THE LIMO!!!!!
Neville: The limo driver said that he was scared of pregnant women.
Hermione: WHAT THE HELL!!! What did he think I was when we got in, FAT???? Damnit!!!!
Draco: Hon, just calm down.
Hermione: That's what you say! You don't have a pair of Siamese desks in you! Screw it, I'm walking.
Neville: Hermione, You can't do that you'll never make it!!!! You'll have the babies in a dark ally with a homeless man checken' you out. He'll kidnap you and the kid and bring you to America, where he will make you work at Wal Mart for your whole life. He'll name the kid Sunflower and you will be forced to live in the Midwest!!!! You'll pick up an American accent! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blink
Blink blink
Crabbe clears his throat
Long pause
Goyle does the loser cough.
Neville: sorry, bad dream re-lived, damn.
Hermione: take a damn chill pill!
Crabbe: Don't do that, remember what happened the last time.
Every one has a reflective moment.
Hermione: OH shut up. I can't walk there anyways. I'd kill my self! We'll have to hitch hike, it seems.
Draco: Well, I'm up for it. Who's coming?
Neville: Well, me, you two, Crabbe, Goyle and Lavender, All the rest of you ok staying?
Harry: I'm fine; I have to make out with Pansy anyways.
Dumbledor: I'm better get back to the party, good luck you two.
With that Hermione, Neville, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, and Lavender (all still dressed up mind you) made there way to the highway. They all had their thumbs in the air and it was only a matter of time before someone in a Winnebago stopped to pick them up. It was Fred and George!!!!!!
Fred: Hey, what seems to be the prob?
Draco: Hermione's in Labor, the limo driver ran away because he's afraid of pregnant women and we need a ride to the hospital.
George: so basically the same ole same ole?
Hermione: Yeah, I guess! NOW ALL YA'LL GET YER BLOOMEN ASSES IN THE CAR SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!
Fred: Hey! A woman with a mission, I like it!
With that they speed off to the hospital!
END OF SCENE
I hope that you like.
DON'T THINK ABOUT READING WITH OUT REVIEWING!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
So next chappy is the one with all the child birthen' magic (no pun intended). Hope you all stay tuned!!!!!!!!!!!
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SweetWater- Thank you for reviewing not once, but twice!!! Yes, I can be persuasive.
Otome the anonymous reviewer- On the other hand. you rock!!! I try to write funny!
TzAmZ - YOU really rock!!! 8 reviews form one person; think the other ppl should be taken notes. Hee hee! JK!!! I am updating soon, and I'm sorta steeling your idea, do you forgive me?????
Next order of biz. This is a short interlude to more action. After this chapter this will become a parody in a way. Think I said that already. Anyways. I found the dress and accessories for Hermione off this site called http://www.designerexposure.com it's a cool site. The pic of the dress was taken down, sorta just a fun site to browse. Here we go with the interlude.
Disclaimer: The very little plot that is there is mine, everything else isn't.
Chapter Nine!!!!!
Scene: Hermione and Draco are standing in front of the nice restaurant. Hermione is in labor and is cursing everyone in the world, especially Albus Dumbledor who is standing next to her. Neville is getting the lime. Lavender and Goyle and Crabbe and Harry are standing with them in the corner, Because Hermione isn't in a good mood and she is yelling at everyone within a 5-foot radius of her. Suddenly Neville comes running across the parking lot.
Draco: Umm, Neville, you forgot one important thing. THE LIMO!!!!!
Neville: The limo driver said that he was scared of pregnant women.
Hermione: WHAT THE HELL!!! What did he think I was when we got in, FAT???? Damnit!!!!
Draco: Hon, just calm down.
Hermione: That's what you say! You don't have a pair of Siamese desks in you! Screw it, I'm walking.
Neville: Hermione, You can't do that you'll never make it!!!! You'll have the babies in a dark ally with a homeless man checken' you out. He'll kidnap you and the kid and bring you to America, where he will make you work at Wal Mart for your whole life. He'll name the kid Sunflower and you will be forced to live in the Midwest!!!! You'll pick up an American accent! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blink
Blink blink
Crabbe clears his throat
Long pause
Goyle does the loser cough.
Neville: sorry, bad dream re-lived, damn.
Hermione: take a damn chill pill!
Crabbe: Don't do that, remember what happened the last time.
Every one has a reflective moment.
Hermione: OH shut up. I can't walk there anyways. I'd kill my self! We'll have to hitch hike, it seems.
Draco: Well, I'm up for it. Who's coming?
Neville: Well, me, you two, Crabbe, Goyle and Lavender, All the rest of you ok staying?
Harry: I'm fine; I have to make out with Pansy anyways.
Dumbledor: I'm better get back to the party, good luck you two.
With that Hermione, Neville, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, and Lavender (all still dressed up mind you) made there way to the highway. They all had their thumbs in the air and it was only a matter of time before someone in a Winnebago stopped to pick them up. It was Fred and George!!!!!!
Fred: Hey, what seems to be the prob?
Draco: Hermione's in Labor, the limo driver ran away because he's afraid of pregnant women and we need a ride to the hospital.
George: so basically the same ole same ole?
Hermione: Yeah, I guess! NOW ALL YA'LL GET YER BLOOMEN ASSES IN THE CAR SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!
Fred: Hey! A woman with a mission, I like it!
With that they speed off to the hospital!
END OF SCENE
I hope that you like.
DON'T THINK ABOUT READING WITH OUT REVIEWING!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
So next chappy is the one with all the child birthen' magic (no pun intended). Hope you all stay tuned!!!!!!!!!!!
~~pink~~