Ok, this is the big chapter that every one is waiting for. I have had a few
requests to make it longer, and I will try.
I have to give a shout out to my #1 reviewer. TzAmZ!!! U rock! And also to serasivad. All the people who ever review, you all rock!
Here we go.
Disclaimer: This isn't mine, It's not yours either, HAHAHA!!!!
Chapter TEN!!!!!!!!
Scene: Draco, Hermione, Goyle, Crabbe, Neville, and Lavender are all now sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. It is a lite blue color that makes Hermione want to throw up. Hermione is still bitchmionie. They are sitting in the chairs waiting for the nurse
Draco: Neville, I can't believe they didn't believe you when you said that you were an obstetrician.
Hermione (sarcastically): yes, cause Neville is just *the * smartest guy I know.
Neville: It's ok you guys. They're doing a check for me in the computer. We'll be in, in no time. I promise Hermione that we will get those Siamese desks outta you!
Every one in the room stares.
Neville: anyways. Here comes the Nurse.
The Nurse is a preg. women 2! But only like 6 months so she can still work.
Nurse: Ok, Neville, you pass; just remember your pass next time. Come with me Hermione and Draco. The rest of you stay here, Dr. Longbottom, prepare for surgery.
Neville: Righto!
He runs off in the other direction. Hermione and Draco are led down a long wide hallway to a room.
Nurse: This is you room. Dr. Longbottom is going to prepare for surgery. This is what you should do to get ready for surgery. (She continues to talk about what they are going to do. Hermione becomes very impatient.) And Then-
Hermione (interrupting): I'm sorry, but can we get these damn babies outta me now!
Nurse: I know your pain.
Hermione: yeah yeah.
Nurse: I'll leave you two here to prepare. Dr. Longbottom will be here soon.
With that the nurse leaves and Hermione starts to get ready. Draco sits on the bed and watches Hermione change. (A/N: Ok you caught me. I don't know how to prepare for a c-section, or what the real procedure is. I will probably be making it all up off of what I have seen on A Baby Story, so pleze DON'T flame b/c I don't know all the facts about a c-section.)
Draco: Hermione, has it hit you yet? Were going to be parents, together, with our kids. Our twins!
Hermione: wow Draco you just noticed??
Draco: Come on Mione, you know what I mean.
Hermione (turns around to face Draco): yeah I do know. I just feel weird, I don't know about this whole childbirth thing.
Draco: well, sorry, but it's a little too late for an abortion.
Hermione (laughs): yeah, you're right. I just hope were good parents.
Draco (hugging Hermione): We will be.
They hug for a few seconds before breaking apart.
Draco: Plus, your tits are gonna be huge!
Wak.
Draco it's the ground. Hermione has hit him and he is getting a huge bruise on the side of his face. Hermione is standing over him and starting to have another contraction. Draco is out cold. Neville runs in.
Neville: Hermione, were ready for you, get on this. Damn, why is Draco out cold?
Hermione: He tried to make a move on me.
Neville: Ok, Nurse!!!!
The Preg. Nurse appears.
Nurse: Yes?
Neville: Bring a stretcher for Mr. Malfoy. It seems his wife has knocked him out. He will be in the room when the surgery is taking place, I don't think his injury is fatal.
Nurse: Ok.
They bring a stretcher for Draco and load him onto it. Then the whole entourage went to the surgery room. They arrived there and it looked just like a room where they would perform surgery. Wow, big surprise there.
Neville: Hermione, we are going to numb the area where we will cut into you to take the babies out. Ok?
Hermione: Ok.
Neville: Lets put Draco's head up here near Hermione just in case he wakes up. Right. Here We go.
Neville proceeded to set up a curtain so that Hermione could not see the incision. He numbed her and was about ready to start to cut to get the twins out when Draco woke up.
Draco: Hello??????? What the hell????
Hermione: Hi babe. I'm havening the c-section.
Draco: Ummm. why am I here? Like this? On a stretcher? Owwie.
Hermione: You said I'm gonna have big breasts after the babies are born.
Draco (a sudden smile comes across his face): Oh, yeah.
Neville starts the incision. The Nurse sees that Draco is up.
Nurse: Mr. Malfoy. I suggest that you stay lying down. You were knocked out. Were gonna have the babies out soon.
Draco: umm, Great. Hey, Hermione Guess what I just thought of??
Hermione: What, a way to save Money?
Draco: Yeah, We wont have to buy milk anymore, babies and I can just suck it right outta.
But, alas, Draco didn't get to finish his crude though. For at that time the Nurse knocked him out again.
Hermione: GODS! Thank you, I thought it would never end. I can't stand it.
Nurse: I know, but he does have a legit thought. I have twelve kids and we used my milk to cut back with.
Hermione: Really, wow, we could do that. The twins surgery is gonna.
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco wakes up again.
Draco: What is it doll face?
Hermione: Draco, we don't have enough money to pay for the surgery for the kids. We spent it on that dress. What.
But Hermione's thoughts were interrupted by a crying bundle of joy.
Neville: Hermione. We have them out. They are joined at the hip, literally. (A/N: Sorry, it's so cheesy, I had to add it in)
Hermione (her eyes well up with tears.) ooooooooh!!!!!!
The doctors take the babies away and do the normal procedures that come after childbirth. Then they hand the babies over to Hermione.
Hermione: Oh there so sweet.
Draco and Hermione admire the new babies. The girl has dark blonde hair and silver eyes, and the boy has silver hair and silver eyes.
Hermione: No fair, they look like you!!!
Draco: What can I say, I'm so stunning!
Hermione: Well, yeah.
She leans over and kisses Draco. They stop after a few seconds and starts cooing at the babies. The present fiscal issues forgotten.
SCENE ENDS!!!!!!!!!
Sorry it took so long. I have three papers to write this week, so this was low on the list of priorities. I hope that you liked it. I had minor writer block, and I don't think it was as funny as some past chapters, but I try. Next chapter this will become a full-fledged Parody. I hope that you liked this chapter. So now for the usual plea.
REVIEW OR I WILL DIE A SLOE AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you..
~~PINK~~
I have to give a shout out to my #1 reviewer. TzAmZ!!! U rock! And also to serasivad. All the people who ever review, you all rock!
Here we go.
Disclaimer: This isn't mine, It's not yours either, HAHAHA!!!!
Chapter TEN!!!!!!!!
Scene: Draco, Hermione, Goyle, Crabbe, Neville, and Lavender are all now sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. It is a lite blue color that makes Hermione want to throw up. Hermione is still bitchmionie. They are sitting in the chairs waiting for the nurse
Draco: Neville, I can't believe they didn't believe you when you said that you were an obstetrician.
Hermione (sarcastically): yes, cause Neville is just *the * smartest guy I know.
Neville: It's ok you guys. They're doing a check for me in the computer. We'll be in, in no time. I promise Hermione that we will get those Siamese desks outta you!
Every one in the room stares.
Neville: anyways. Here comes the Nurse.
The Nurse is a preg. women 2! But only like 6 months so she can still work.
Nurse: Ok, Neville, you pass; just remember your pass next time. Come with me Hermione and Draco. The rest of you stay here, Dr. Longbottom, prepare for surgery.
Neville: Righto!
He runs off in the other direction. Hermione and Draco are led down a long wide hallway to a room.
Nurse: This is you room. Dr. Longbottom is going to prepare for surgery. This is what you should do to get ready for surgery. (She continues to talk about what they are going to do. Hermione becomes very impatient.) And Then-
Hermione (interrupting): I'm sorry, but can we get these damn babies outta me now!
Nurse: I know your pain.
Hermione: yeah yeah.
Nurse: I'll leave you two here to prepare. Dr. Longbottom will be here soon.
With that the nurse leaves and Hermione starts to get ready. Draco sits on the bed and watches Hermione change. (A/N: Ok you caught me. I don't know how to prepare for a c-section, or what the real procedure is. I will probably be making it all up off of what I have seen on A Baby Story, so pleze DON'T flame b/c I don't know all the facts about a c-section.)
Draco: Hermione, has it hit you yet? Were going to be parents, together, with our kids. Our twins!
Hermione: wow Draco you just noticed??
Draco: Come on Mione, you know what I mean.
Hermione (turns around to face Draco): yeah I do know. I just feel weird, I don't know about this whole childbirth thing.
Draco: well, sorry, but it's a little too late for an abortion.
Hermione (laughs): yeah, you're right. I just hope were good parents.
Draco (hugging Hermione): We will be.
They hug for a few seconds before breaking apart.
Draco: Plus, your tits are gonna be huge!
Wak.
Draco it's the ground. Hermione has hit him and he is getting a huge bruise on the side of his face. Hermione is standing over him and starting to have another contraction. Draco is out cold. Neville runs in.
Neville: Hermione, were ready for you, get on this. Damn, why is Draco out cold?
Hermione: He tried to make a move on me.
Neville: Ok, Nurse!!!!
The Preg. Nurse appears.
Nurse: Yes?
Neville: Bring a stretcher for Mr. Malfoy. It seems his wife has knocked him out. He will be in the room when the surgery is taking place, I don't think his injury is fatal.
Nurse: Ok.
They bring a stretcher for Draco and load him onto it. Then the whole entourage went to the surgery room. They arrived there and it looked just like a room where they would perform surgery. Wow, big surprise there.
Neville: Hermione, we are going to numb the area where we will cut into you to take the babies out. Ok?
Hermione: Ok.
Neville: Lets put Draco's head up here near Hermione just in case he wakes up. Right. Here We go.
Neville proceeded to set up a curtain so that Hermione could not see the incision. He numbed her and was about ready to start to cut to get the twins out when Draco woke up.
Draco: Hello??????? What the hell????
Hermione: Hi babe. I'm havening the c-section.
Draco: Ummm. why am I here? Like this? On a stretcher? Owwie.
Hermione: You said I'm gonna have big breasts after the babies are born.
Draco (a sudden smile comes across his face): Oh, yeah.
Neville starts the incision. The Nurse sees that Draco is up.
Nurse: Mr. Malfoy. I suggest that you stay lying down. You were knocked out. Were gonna have the babies out soon.
Draco: umm, Great. Hey, Hermione Guess what I just thought of??
Hermione: What, a way to save Money?
Draco: Yeah, We wont have to buy milk anymore, babies and I can just suck it right outta.
But, alas, Draco didn't get to finish his crude though. For at that time the Nurse knocked him out again.
Hermione: GODS! Thank you, I thought it would never end. I can't stand it.
Nurse: I know, but he does have a legit thought. I have twelve kids and we used my milk to cut back with.
Hermione: Really, wow, we could do that. The twins surgery is gonna.
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco wakes up again.
Draco: What is it doll face?
Hermione: Draco, we don't have enough money to pay for the surgery for the kids. We spent it on that dress. What.
But Hermione's thoughts were interrupted by a crying bundle of joy.
Neville: Hermione. We have them out. They are joined at the hip, literally. (A/N: Sorry, it's so cheesy, I had to add it in)
Hermione (her eyes well up with tears.) ooooooooh!!!!!!
The doctors take the babies away and do the normal procedures that come after childbirth. Then they hand the babies over to Hermione.
Hermione: Oh there so sweet.
Draco and Hermione admire the new babies. The girl has dark blonde hair and silver eyes, and the boy has silver hair and silver eyes.
Hermione: No fair, they look like you!!!
Draco: What can I say, I'm so stunning!
Hermione: Well, yeah.
She leans over and kisses Draco. They stop after a few seconds and starts cooing at the babies. The present fiscal issues forgotten.
SCENE ENDS!!!!!!!!!
Sorry it took so long. I have three papers to write this week, so this was low on the list of priorities. I hope that you liked it. I had minor writer block, and I don't think it was as funny as some past chapters, but I try. Next chapter this will become a full-fledged Parody. I hope that you liked this chapter. So now for the usual plea.
REVIEW OR I WILL DIE A SLOE AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you..
~~PINK~~