I know that this is a bit of a surprise, a little early, but I was bored.
So here we go. This will have a ton of plot.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, just this plot.
Chapter Eleven!!!
Scene: Draco and Hermione are in Hermione's hospital room one day after the birth of their babies. Hermione Is in the bed and Draco is strattling her and they are making out. Hee hee hee! They have found a new sense of love in there relationship, even if they are being brought together over siamese desks. Neville walks in.
Neville: Hermione, Draco, I have good news!!!
Draco climbs down off of Hermione and sits on the side of the bed. He is wearing a pair of jeans and a polo shirt. Hermione is wearing a pair of stretchy yoga pants and a red ribbed tank top.
Hermione: What's up Doc??
Neville: A lot is up Hermione! I was just informed that the twins could receive their surgery next week. As you know, this is a bit earlier then was expected. SO that's good. You just need sigh forms (A/N: That's all I ever do at the hospital, sigh forms) and contact your healthcare provider about payment.
Draco: Do we have healthcare???
(A/N: They don't have Health care b/c Draco's job came with no benefits)
Neville (shocked): Please tell me you have health care, if you don't then, god, it'll cost tons of money. And lets just say that I saw that dress that Hermione was wearing when she went into labor, and it was hellishly expensive if I'm not mistaken.
Hermione (lying): umm.Yeah, We don't have healthcare, but I know that we have the money. We've been saving, and I sold a story.
Neville: Good, It will be a very expensive surgery.
Draco: Yes we know.
Neville: Good, I was also asked to get the names to put on the birth certificates. DO you have them yet?
Hermione: Well, were still not sure.
Draco: Yes we are. (Turns to Neville) There names are Draco jr. and Girl Draco.
Neville: SURE. (Turns to Hermione) so you still haven't agreed on names.
Hermione: We haven't decided, but we will soon.
Neville: Ok, I'll let you guys get back to what you were doing.
Draco: Yippy Skippy!
Draco takes his place on Hermione again and Neville leaves.
Hermione (pushing Draco off): Draco, really, we have to think of baby names AND a way to make money!!! We don't have time for that.
Draco: Ok, we'll think of names.
Suddenly the phone rings.
Hermione picks it up.
Hermione: Hello? Who is this?
KAOS: OH OH OH NAMES I KNOW!! MEE MEE PICK MEEE!!!!!!!!!
Hermione (in shock): Ok, you can pick, god. what should we call the boy??
KAOS: Xaden (said like zaden)!! I do like that name!!
Hermione: Ok, whatever.
Hermione hangs up the phone.
Draco: Ok so the boy will be called Xaden, what should we call the girl??
Hermione: well, I've always liked the name Eden, what about that.
Draco: hum. Xaden and Eden. OOH, they sound exotic.
Hermione: Good. Now we need a really good plan. What shall it be?
Draco: well, we need money fast. Hey only thing that I can think of is steeling it.
Hermione: I don't really want to do that.
Draco: Come on, you know you want to!!!
Hermione: Your right, But when and where and how???
Draco: for that we must gather an elite group of men.
Hermione: umm, ok whatever. Really we should never have gone to see that movie Oceans 11.
Draco: Come on Hermione, Brad Pitt is so hot right now, we had to go.
Hermione (rolling eyes): So who are we gonna get to help??
Draco: Well, I know just the people, but you have to promise that you wont tell anyone of the intelligence that they normally denounce.
Hermione: Ok. Who is it?
Drum roll.
Draco: Crabbe and Goyle.
Hermione starts to roll on the floor laughing.
Hermione: Please tell me your kidding!
Draco: No I'm 100% serious. They were going to be placed in Ravenclaw, but their parents put a spell on the sorting hat to assure that they would be placed in Slythren. Its both of their guilty secretes. You can't tell anyone.
Hermione: This is to weird.
Draco: I know. Who will help us that you know?
Hermione: Fred and George will totally help us, Lavender will to, shes quite the schemer. I'll call Ron he might want to help.
Just then the door burst open and in came a mystery person.
Mystery person: You can't have Ron help you for he is in.
END SCENE
Ooh a cliffhanger!
I want to make reviewer shout outs to.
KAOS: I hope that you liked that part! See I do like it when you beg!!!
serasivad: OCC is better! Also, you are my fan fiction idol; I hope that this story is half as entertaining as Safety Clips and the Descent into the Madness. Such a good fic.
TzAmZ- You are my most prized reviewer, Thank You!
I will probably update later this week, but I had no homework and decide that it was time for a mid week treat! Hope you enjoy!
ALSO: I want to include this, it is about what FF.NET says about the reviewing process.
"It is extremely helpful to use this opportunity to comment on an aspect of the story that can be improved upon. A well-rounded critique is often the most rewarding tool for the writer. "
Pleze take these words into consideration and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As always, Much Luv!
~~Pink~~
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, just this plot.
Chapter Eleven!!!
Scene: Draco and Hermione are in Hermione's hospital room one day after the birth of their babies. Hermione Is in the bed and Draco is strattling her and they are making out. Hee hee hee! They have found a new sense of love in there relationship, even if they are being brought together over siamese desks. Neville walks in.
Neville: Hermione, Draco, I have good news!!!
Draco climbs down off of Hermione and sits on the side of the bed. He is wearing a pair of jeans and a polo shirt. Hermione is wearing a pair of stretchy yoga pants and a red ribbed tank top.
Hermione: What's up Doc??
Neville: A lot is up Hermione! I was just informed that the twins could receive their surgery next week. As you know, this is a bit earlier then was expected. SO that's good. You just need sigh forms (A/N: That's all I ever do at the hospital, sigh forms) and contact your healthcare provider about payment.
Draco: Do we have healthcare???
(A/N: They don't have Health care b/c Draco's job came with no benefits)
Neville (shocked): Please tell me you have health care, if you don't then, god, it'll cost tons of money. And lets just say that I saw that dress that Hermione was wearing when she went into labor, and it was hellishly expensive if I'm not mistaken.
Hermione (lying): umm.Yeah, We don't have healthcare, but I know that we have the money. We've been saving, and I sold a story.
Neville: Good, It will be a very expensive surgery.
Draco: Yes we know.
Neville: Good, I was also asked to get the names to put on the birth certificates. DO you have them yet?
Hermione: Well, were still not sure.
Draco: Yes we are. (Turns to Neville) There names are Draco jr. and Girl Draco.
Neville: SURE. (Turns to Hermione) so you still haven't agreed on names.
Hermione: We haven't decided, but we will soon.
Neville: Ok, I'll let you guys get back to what you were doing.
Draco: Yippy Skippy!
Draco takes his place on Hermione again and Neville leaves.
Hermione (pushing Draco off): Draco, really, we have to think of baby names AND a way to make money!!! We don't have time for that.
Draco: Ok, we'll think of names.
Suddenly the phone rings.
Hermione picks it up.
Hermione: Hello? Who is this?
KAOS: OH OH OH NAMES I KNOW!! MEE MEE PICK MEEE!!!!!!!!!
Hermione (in shock): Ok, you can pick, god. what should we call the boy??
KAOS: Xaden (said like zaden)!! I do like that name!!
Hermione: Ok, whatever.
Hermione hangs up the phone.
Draco: Ok so the boy will be called Xaden, what should we call the girl??
Hermione: well, I've always liked the name Eden, what about that.
Draco: hum. Xaden and Eden. OOH, they sound exotic.
Hermione: Good. Now we need a really good plan. What shall it be?
Draco: well, we need money fast. Hey only thing that I can think of is steeling it.
Hermione: I don't really want to do that.
Draco: Come on, you know you want to!!!
Hermione: Your right, But when and where and how???
Draco: for that we must gather an elite group of men.
Hermione: umm, ok whatever. Really we should never have gone to see that movie Oceans 11.
Draco: Come on Hermione, Brad Pitt is so hot right now, we had to go.
Hermione (rolling eyes): So who are we gonna get to help??
Draco: Well, I know just the people, but you have to promise that you wont tell anyone of the intelligence that they normally denounce.
Hermione: Ok. Who is it?
Drum roll.
Draco: Crabbe and Goyle.
Hermione starts to roll on the floor laughing.
Hermione: Please tell me your kidding!
Draco: No I'm 100% serious. They were going to be placed in Ravenclaw, but their parents put a spell on the sorting hat to assure that they would be placed in Slythren. Its both of their guilty secretes. You can't tell anyone.
Hermione: This is to weird.
Draco: I know. Who will help us that you know?
Hermione: Fred and George will totally help us, Lavender will to, shes quite the schemer. I'll call Ron he might want to help.
Just then the door burst open and in came a mystery person.
Mystery person: You can't have Ron help you for he is in.
END SCENE
Ooh a cliffhanger!
I want to make reviewer shout outs to.
KAOS: I hope that you liked that part! See I do like it when you beg!!!
serasivad: OCC is better! Also, you are my fan fiction idol; I hope that this story is half as entertaining as Safety Clips and the Descent into the Madness. Such a good fic.
TzAmZ- You are my most prized reviewer, Thank You!
I will probably update later this week, but I had no homework and decide that it was time for a mid week treat! Hope you enjoy!
ALSO: I want to include this, it is about what FF.NET says about the reviewing process.
"It is extremely helpful to use this opportunity to comment on an aspect of the story that can be improved upon. A well-rounded critique is often the most rewarding tool for the writer. "
Pleze take these words into consideration and REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As always, Much Luv!
~~Pink~~