A/n: Hey. URG!!!! This blows! My Internet keeps braking!!! I am so beyond bored!!!! So here is another chapter! I hope you like. I got a bit of writers block, but I'll survive! I promise!!!!!

Disclaimer: Yawn.. this isn't mine! SO there! I am not this talented and if I were why the hell would I be writing a fan fiction???????



Chapter 17

SCENE: a deserted area just outside of town. We see a phone booth. It is a rainy stormy night. There is a man in the phone booth. HEY! Its Goyle. He's on the phone and now were gonna see the conversation. He dials the phone and starts to talk.

Goyle: hey, is this Shifty Brown?

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Goyle: Hey!!! I don't want to hurt you!!! Ron sent me.

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Goyle: Yes, it is unfortunate. You see, my best friends wife gave birth to twins.

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Goyle: No, It's not that good. They were. dum dum dum. SIAMESE!

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Goyle: Yes, it is unfortunate. But see it gets worse. Yeah, they were broke, they cant pay for the surgery to get the kids separated.



All of a sudden there is a lightning bolt.

Goyle (scared): OH DEAR GOD!!!!



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Goyle: sorry.. Anyway! They need money. My friends and I have started a religion. STARBUCKSISM!!!

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Goyle: Yes, you can join the effort.

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Goyle: Yes, starbucks is the one true coffee house.

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Goyle (getting irritated): YEAH, well were going to steal the money from Coffee Is Us!!!!!

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Goyle: yeah, I know I'm brilliant.

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Goyle: yes, I am good looking.

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Goyle: where do you live?? Can I stop by and see ya sometime??

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Goyle: I'll be right over, bye babe.



Goyle hangs up the phone and leaves the phone booth, he is going over to Shifty's place.

END!!!!!



I know that, that is really short, I sorta have writes block and I don't want to rush it. I have started to write some other stories, so I'm busy.

DON'T READ AND NOT REVIEW!!!



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