A/N: Here is another rocken' chapter. I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY!!! SORRY about the lack of updating on this story. I sotra had writers block, but mostly it was just a lot of schoolwork. I wanted to relax, and no offence. but this wasn't what I really wanted to do. SORRY! I also have to say THANK YOU!!! You reviewers rock and I feel so bad that I left you all hanging, especially after that really short chapter. I will try to make this one longer and better!!!

I have to say that this isn't really my whole Idea for this chapter. JENNI!!! You rock! She came up with the idea for this chapter and she is brilliant. I changed it a little bit. but the idea Is still hers and I am very grateful to have the help of wonderful people like her!

Disclaimer: I don't own a whole lot of this chapter.basically none.none of the character, and not the whole plot ides. DON'T SUE!!!

HERE IT IS. the long awaited.. Chapter 18!!!

SCENE: We open on the out side of a broken down apartment building. It is near the train tracks and it is stormy out. We see Goyle standing outside. He is in a pair of leather pants and a shirt that says "DOWN WITH GOD". He thinks about it and then enters the building. He is in the entry way. He rings the door bell for Shifty Brown. He gets this response.

Shifty (he sounds like he has had one to many cigarettes): WHAT!?!

Goyle (nervous): It's me. can I come up.

Shifty: Sure thing.

The annoying buzzing sound goes off and Goyle proceeds up the stairs. At the top floor he is greeted with an open door. Standing in front of it is Shifty Browns. A really ugly 18 year old. He looks like he's 50. He is balding and has a beer belly. He Is wearing a really cheap trashy smoking jacket.

Shifty: I've been expecting you.

Goyle: WOW! Your really original!! Lilpink is losing her touch!

Shifty: yeah, LOL!

Goyle: can I come in??

Shifty: YEAH! Sure thing.

He leads goyle into a really bad apartment with porn all over and a little tv and a microwave. The apartment smells like dying cats. There is a pull out couch. It is pulled out and has one sheet on it.

Shifty: So, this is the place, you wanna get started?

Goyl;e (looking thoroughly disgusted): umm. yeah. where do I sit???

Shifty (now on the bed): Sit here. with me.

He pats the space next to him on the bed.

Goyle: ok! HEY! You're a really nice guy! Now, can you tell me where to get the right guns??

Shifty (now massaging Goyle's inner thigh): well, I think you should steal them to, because being bad can fell really good!

Goyle: yeah. Can you tell me anything else?

Shifty: only if you do me one favor.

Goyle: ok.



Goyle reaches over and gives shifty a passionate kiss.





(were gonna skip the next part coz u all know what's gonna happen next.)



Goyle wakes up and it is starting to get light outside. The is on the bed with Shifty, but shifty is gone. He looks around. Shifty is in the "kitchen"

Shifty: GOYLE! Ummm.. You.. Have. to. go.



(he says in between bites)

Goyle: I cant just go and forget about last night!

Shifty: No you really have to go. my long lost sister is coming over in three seconds.



There Is a buzzing sound, he absentmindedly hits the button.

Shifty: OH SHIT! Why did I buy a one room apartment.



Then the door opens and in walks Shiftys long lost cousin.. LAVENDER BROWN!!!!!!!!!!

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END SCENE!!!!!!





Sorry shorter then promised. I have writers block again as far as the next convo, I also have math homework. I just really want to get this up..





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