A/n: Ok, I'm writing this during my free period, the only good part of High
school! I was hoping for this to b a fat update, but it's a long story-
involving Yahoo! Screwing up my e-mail. I feel sick also. but. here is
chapter 19. I would imagine that there would be less then ten more chapters
left and an epilogue. Then I'm going to do another original comedy, I don't
have any ideas yet though. So lets get started shall we???
Disclaimer: You know the deal, this ain't mine!!!
Chapter 19
SCENE: We pick up with where we left off. SHIFTIES!!!!
Goyle (still in the ed with the sheet over him): Dear lord...
Lavender: WHAT THE FUCK???
Shifty: I can explain. I think.
Lavender: YEAH! You better.
Goyle (getting dressed): Well, you see baby, I came here to talk to him abou tth eguns, and then HE felt me up. and then HE took it to the next level and then HE instituted the hot gay sex!!!! NOT ME. ALL HIM!!!
Shifty: IS THAT ALL THAT I MEAN TO YOU???? And HOW do you know my sister.
Lavender: He IS my husband.
Goyle: FAKE husband.
Lavender
: I thought that we were more then that!
Goyle: BABY. you know I love you. having sex with your brother was just a stupid mistake. I swear on the family grave plot. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. And shifty. I don't think that it would be a good idea to see you any more.
Shifty: GREAT. now I have to get my red hot loven' from the cat.,
Lavender: EWW! I cant believe that you're my long lost brother.
Shifty: I know! Were so different.
Goyle: WAIT, your related??
Shifty: YEAH!!! Where have you been, don't we look alike.
Lavender: Ok, that was an insult!
Goyle: Tell me about this long lost sib. Biz!
Lavender: It all happened when my dad went to jail. We were both one years old and my mother never wanted a boy, so she sent him to a orphanage. We didn't know each other until I looked up names of people that could help supply the guns. I found him and he told me about how he never had a family, we did a background check and it turned out that we were related.
Goyle: What did your dad go to jail for??
Lavender: He.. Sorry, this I shard to talk about. he was trying to steal INSTANT COFFEE!!!
Goyle: INSTANT COFFEE!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You Father is the enemy!!!
Lavender: just coz he likes it doesn't mean I like it at all!
Goyle: We'd better go and tell the others!
Lavender: sure. talk to ya later shifty.
Shifty: yeah. bye.
Lavender and Goyle exit and head to HEAD QUARTERS
SCENE: the whole gang is gathered around and Goyle has just reveled Lavenders dirty secrate.
Draco: well, we cant exclude you from the heist. you have to be there. we don't have enough people as it is.
Crabbe: Your right. so far we only have Draco, Hermione, Me, Crabbe, and Harry and Pansy. We have to have you Lavender.
Draco: You right Lavender your in.
Hermione: Guys! I was reading in Heist Monthly, that the best time to try to steal from a bank is the day after Christmas. We cant find that many people by next week.
Goyle: Your right. we should just do this with the just the Eight of us.
Draco: Ok, I'll tell Ron and get more advice.
Hermione: YEAH!!! YEAH!! LETS HAVE HANDS IN!!!!
They all put there hands in.
ALL: HOGWORTS KIDS KICK. (they all slap there ass')
END
I hope you like. I think that maybe I'm dragging this out to much. I'll try to write the whole heist for next chapter, but that means that it might be a long time. but I will try to add more humor, and make it longer.
Much luv
Lil p
Disclaimer: You know the deal, this ain't mine!!!
Chapter 19
SCENE: We pick up with where we left off. SHIFTIES!!!!
Goyle (still in the ed with the sheet over him): Dear lord...
Lavender: WHAT THE FUCK???
Shifty: I can explain. I think.
Lavender: YEAH! You better.
Goyle (getting dressed): Well, you see baby, I came here to talk to him abou tth eguns, and then HE felt me up. and then HE took it to the next level and then HE instituted the hot gay sex!!!! NOT ME. ALL HIM!!!
Shifty: IS THAT ALL THAT I MEAN TO YOU???? And HOW do you know my sister.
Lavender: He IS my husband.
Goyle: FAKE husband.
Lavender
: I thought that we were more then that!
Goyle: BABY. you know I love you. having sex with your brother was just a stupid mistake. I swear on the family grave plot. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. And shifty. I don't think that it would be a good idea to see you any more.
Shifty: GREAT. now I have to get my red hot loven' from the cat.,
Lavender: EWW! I cant believe that you're my long lost brother.
Shifty: I know! Were so different.
Goyle: WAIT, your related??
Shifty: YEAH!!! Where have you been, don't we look alike.
Lavender: Ok, that was an insult!
Goyle: Tell me about this long lost sib. Biz!
Lavender: It all happened when my dad went to jail. We were both one years old and my mother never wanted a boy, so she sent him to a orphanage. We didn't know each other until I looked up names of people that could help supply the guns. I found him and he told me about how he never had a family, we did a background check and it turned out that we were related.
Goyle: What did your dad go to jail for??
Lavender: He.. Sorry, this I shard to talk about. he was trying to steal INSTANT COFFEE!!!
Goyle: INSTANT COFFEE!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You Father is the enemy!!!
Lavender: just coz he likes it doesn't mean I like it at all!
Goyle: We'd better go and tell the others!
Lavender: sure. talk to ya later shifty.
Shifty: yeah. bye.
Lavender and Goyle exit and head to HEAD QUARTERS
SCENE: the whole gang is gathered around and Goyle has just reveled Lavenders dirty secrate.
Draco: well, we cant exclude you from the heist. you have to be there. we don't have enough people as it is.
Crabbe: Your right. so far we only have Draco, Hermione, Me, Crabbe, and Harry and Pansy. We have to have you Lavender.
Draco: You right Lavender your in.
Hermione: Guys! I was reading in Heist Monthly, that the best time to try to steal from a bank is the day after Christmas. We cant find that many people by next week.
Goyle: Your right. we should just do this with the just the Eight of us.
Draco: Ok, I'll tell Ron and get more advice.
Hermione: YEAH!!! YEAH!! LETS HAVE HANDS IN!!!!
They all put there hands in.
ALL: HOGWORTS KIDS KICK. (they all slap there ass')
END
I hope you like. I think that maybe I'm dragging this out to much. I'll try to write the whole heist for next chapter, but that means that it might be a long time. but I will try to add more humor, and make it longer.
Much luv
Lil p