A/N: Hi ya! Sorry bout the really long hiatus. I was really weighed
down by school, also! Check out Zombie Prom my new story!!! Here we go.
Scene: Hermione and Draco's House- Hermione is sitting on the couch. Draco enters with a small tree (reminiscing of the Charlie Brown Christmas special)
Hermione: Why is the tree so damn small?
Draco: SOMEONE HAD TO SAVE IT FROM THE DEATH AND DYSTRUCTION OF HELL! HERIMONE, BE A HUMANATARIAN!!!
Hermione: ok, want coffee?
Draco: Si senorita!
Hermione gets The coffee and Draco sets up the TV. The whole gang busts through the door!
Parvatie: WE HAVE COFFEE!!!
Hermione: we do to!
They all sit down on the floor.
Goyle: I have the guns! Are we ready for the hold up tomorrow?
Draco: It seems so. Here this is the invasion plan. I hope that every one agrees with it. (pic of the plan at end of chapter)
Crabbe: LOOKS SOLID!
Parvatie: I've got you guys all these.
She hands everyone a mask They are Shapes like coffee to go cups from Coffee is US!
Hermione: WOW! Thanks. I get to be Double mama espresso!
Draco: IM expensive ass venti!
Crabbe: IM Smart ass Somatra!
Goyle: YOU STOLE MINE!!! Ok, I'll be Hip hop Zimbabwe brand, NOT DECAFFE!
All: NOT DECAFFE!!!!!
Draco: HERMIONE! RUN TO THE BASEMENT CELLER! HE SAID THE D WORD!
Hermione: WHATIS THE WORLD COMING TO!!!!
Parvatie: WAIT! You guys! Its not like he actually DRANK any, so it's safe!
Crabbe: good! I was a little worried Id die for a sec.
Parvatie: I want to be called "Café Mocha shoka pint with a fruit twist and a hit of mint with dairy free whipped cream and soy milk in two cups, vienti straws and a biscotti" because that's what I order when I'm there!
Hermione: THAT'S WHAT ORDER TWO!!!
The girls high five
Girls: WE SOUL SISTAS!
Draco: so were going to wear masks the entire time. I have the get away car. It's a pimped out White Ford Escalade Limo!
Crabbe: That's big pippen'
Goyle: you be trippen'
Parvatie: you got me straight trippen' boo!!!!
Everyone laughs and remembers the movie "Bringin' down the house" (I LOVE QUEEN LATIFA!)
Hermione: Ok! Everyone get a good nights sleep and be ready at 10 am tomorrow! MARRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
END!
Sorry its short and not funny. Im sorta just getting back in the saddle with this. Please review and check out my other efforts. Zombie Prom is up.
REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peace in the middle east.
Lil p
Drawing
Scene: Hermione and Draco's House- Hermione is sitting on the couch. Draco enters with a small tree (reminiscing of the Charlie Brown Christmas special)
Hermione: Why is the tree so damn small?
Draco: SOMEONE HAD TO SAVE IT FROM THE DEATH AND DYSTRUCTION OF HELL! HERIMONE, BE A HUMANATARIAN!!!
Hermione: ok, want coffee?
Draco: Si senorita!
Hermione gets The coffee and Draco sets up the TV. The whole gang busts through the door!
Parvatie: WE HAVE COFFEE!!!
Hermione: we do to!
They all sit down on the floor.
Goyle: I have the guns! Are we ready for the hold up tomorrow?
Draco: It seems so. Here this is the invasion plan. I hope that every one agrees with it. (pic of the plan at end of chapter)
Crabbe: LOOKS SOLID!
Parvatie: I've got you guys all these.
She hands everyone a mask They are Shapes like coffee to go cups from Coffee is US!
Hermione: WOW! Thanks. I get to be Double mama espresso!
Draco: IM expensive ass venti!
Crabbe: IM Smart ass Somatra!
Goyle: YOU STOLE MINE!!! Ok, I'll be Hip hop Zimbabwe brand, NOT DECAFFE!
All: NOT DECAFFE!!!!!
Draco: HERMIONE! RUN TO THE BASEMENT CELLER! HE SAID THE D WORD!
Hermione: WHATIS THE WORLD COMING TO!!!!
Parvatie: WAIT! You guys! Its not like he actually DRANK any, so it's safe!
Crabbe: good! I was a little worried Id die for a sec.
Parvatie: I want to be called "Café Mocha shoka pint with a fruit twist and a hit of mint with dairy free whipped cream and soy milk in two cups, vienti straws and a biscotti" because that's what I order when I'm there!
Hermione: THAT'S WHAT ORDER TWO!!!
The girls high five
Girls: WE SOUL SISTAS!
Draco: so were going to wear masks the entire time. I have the get away car. It's a pimped out White Ford Escalade Limo!
Crabbe: That's big pippen'
Goyle: you be trippen'
Parvatie: you got me straight trippen' boo!!!!
Everyone laughs and remembers the movie "Bringin' down the house" (I LOVE QUEEN LATIFA!)
Hermione: Ok! Everyone get a good nights sleep and be ready at 10 am tomorrow! MARRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!
END!
Sorry its short and not funny. Im sorta just getting back in the saddle with this. Please review and check out my other efforts. Zombie Prom is up.
REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peace in the middle east.
Lil p
Drawing