Legal Note: I don't own Inu-yasha or any other characters in this fic. So I guess I don't own nothing.
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"~"=talking
'~'=Thinking
Setup:
One day the half demon Inu-yasha got fed up with dealing with Kagome and Kikyo and decided he wanted to find his true love. His friend Myoga contacted the Cox Network who wants to help him in the form of a brand new reality show. They have bought a mansion somewhere in Canada(Mainly because they have not enough cash for anyplace fancy) and held auditions. Ten women were chosen and came to the mansion. What Inu-yasha doesn't know is that the remaining woman can choose between him, or a prize of $2 million dollars.
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"Welcome to the mansion ladies." Miroku stood giving a cheesy smile and wink to the girls as Inu-yasha stood by the stairs sulking a bit, but wearing a fake smile. "This is Inu-yasha who after a course of ten days will choose one of you. Here's how it'll work. Today will be a day to get to know everyone. Tomorrow will be some stuff, and Inu-yasha will dismiss one of you. And it'll continue like that for some days." All the girls just stood with blank faces.
"Okay Miroku stop acting stupid and introduce them." Inu-yasha whispered to his butler monk.
"Okay." He brought forward a girl of about sixteen with short raven hair in a plain dress. "This is Akane Tendo."
"Greetings." Inu-yasha bent forward kissing her hand. 'She looks like such a tomboy.'
"It's a pleasure." The girl gave a smile. 'He has dog ears for heavens sake! He's probably a huge pervert like Ranma too.'
"Next is Rain Mikamura." Akane returned to the lineup as a girl with brown hair came forward.
"Welcome." Inu-yasha kissed her hand as well. 'Not bad, but still…'
"Hi." She said giving an obvious fake smile. 'I'm here only for the money. That bastard Domon spent all his.' She came back to the line.
"Ah yes next is Naru Narusegawa." Miroku pats her butt and is hit into the ground. The girl of nineteen walks to Inu-yasha wearing a red sweatshirt and black pants.
"Er, good job." He goes to kiss her hand, but is given a slap. "Feisty I see." 'Argh! She'll be trouble.'
"Thank you." She heads back to the group. 'What a loser.'
"Ahem. Here is Faye Valentine." A woman with dark purple hair moves forward wearing barely there red dress.
"Uh, welcome." Inu-yasha kisses her hand. 'She went a bit overboard with that dress.'
"Whatever." She turned back. '$2 million I'll soon have. Too easy.'
"Man my head sill hurts, er, oh next up is Melfina." A woman with dark hair comes to Inu-yasha.
"Don't hit me, and hello." He kisses her hand. 'Not bad at all.'
"Er, I'm glad to be here." She gave a shy smile before returning to the line. 'I think he might like me. Why would he like an android though?'
"Naru can hit better than Sango. Huh? Oh, here's Fujiko." Fujiko comes over to Inu-yasha.
"Thanks for coming." He kisses her hand as she giggles. 'Something is off about her.'
"It was no problem." She turns back to the group. 'Easy money and no damn Lupin in sight to ruin it.'
Miroku is slapped again by Naru. "I'm fine with that answer. Uh, this is Botan." A woman with bluish hair comes forward.
"Hiya." Inu-yasha kisses her hand. 'Maybe. She is hot.'
"Hey, I hope to have a great stay." She turns away. 'He's a tricky demon. I'll have to send him back to demon world, but lets wait until I get the $2 million.'
"The date is still available Naru." Miroku is slapped again. "Inu-yasha, this is Millie Thompson."
A tall girl comes up. "Hiya Mr. Inu. Can I call you Mr. Inu?"
"Uh, sure Millie, but mister dog will be bad for my rep." Inu-yasha went to kiss her hand, but she already went back. 'She's an airhead, plus a bit too big.'
Millie returns to the line. 'I could go for some pudding right now.'
"C'mon Naru have my children!" Miroku is hit to ground unconscious.
"Stupid butler." Naru crossed her arms.
"Uh, whoever's next just come up." Inu-yasha sighed as a girl with brownish hair came up.
"I'm Nami." Inu-yasha goes to kiss her hands but she dodges. 'I just want the money you dog.'
"Well hiya Nami and welcome." 'I don't like her.' "Okay who's the last?"
"I am Inu-yasha." A grinning Kagura stood before him. "I'd understand if you don't want to kiss my hand."
"Kagura?! What are you doing here?" Inu-yasha was both shocked and angry.
"I signed up for a show to find true love, and to think it's you I'm yo love. Ridiculous." The two stood staring at one another. 'Foolish Naraku. Why did you make me go on this damn show?!'
"I see. Okay you can play. If you play your cards right I won't send you away right off the bat." Inu-yasha turned to pick up the limp Miroku as Kagura went back to the line. 'I don't think I'll let Kagura go right away.'
Inu-yasha shakes Miroku who wakes up. "Oh right. Now that everyone met, oh, it's time for lunch. Lets go."
Inu-yasha is in an empty room sitting in a chair. "Okay, the girls were all very nice indeed. Some were a bit off, and Kagura being here makes things strange. After lunch we're all going swimming in the pool so then I get to see their *Ahem* assets. Then I'm supposed to do nothing until dinner and then after I get to dance with them, but I have no idea how to dance. Anyway, on to lunch."
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The last three were:
Botan from Yu Yu Hakosho
Millie from Trigun
Nami from One Piece
Thanks to:
Dixystxx: I didn't want to put more than one Ranma character sorry.
Sizzlinghotcat
MirokuMinded: There's Millie.