Legal Note: I don't own Inu-yasha. Do you? If you do I have a proposition for you. I'll trade you, or simply buy the property from you. I'm rich as hell. No, I lied, I'm as rich as a hobo. Please send me money, preferably in $100 form.

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"~"=talking

'~'=Thinking

Setup:

One day the half demon Inu-yasha got fed up with dealing with Kagome and Kikyo and decided he wanted to find his true love. His friend Myoga contacted the Cox Network who wants to help him in the form of a brand new reality show. They have bought a mansion somewhere in Canada(Mainly because they have not enough cash for anyplace fancy) and held auditions. Ten women were chosen and came to the mansion. What Inu-yasha doesn't know is that the remaining woman can choose between him, or a prize of $2 million dollars.

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All ten girls and Inu-yasha sat at a large rectangular table with Inu-yasha at the head and the girls on the two sides split evenly. Miroku stood by the door as a girl came in with long dark hair carrying some plates. Miroku tries to grope her, but is hit with the woman's foot.

"What are you doing Miroku? You better not do anything to these girls."

"I would never do any such thing Sango." Miroku said standing up rubbing his wound.

"How can you lie like that?" Sango took the plates to the table placing sandwiches before them all.

"Uh, what the hell is this guys?" Inu-yasha asked poking at his sandwich. "Shouldn't we be having something fancier?"

"Uh, well the cooks haven't arrived yet so Miroku and I made the lunch, and we had not so great cooking skills." Sango said leaving room. "Plus Miroku destroyed that cooking machine in the kitchen saying it was the devil." She whacked Miroku in the back of the head.

"Uh, how about we just skip to swimming ladies." Inu-yasha looked to the ten girls who were equally disturbed by the food and nodded their heads.

"Mmm. This is great Mr. Inu." Millie was eating the weird sandwich as everyone looked on horrified. "What?"

"Uh, nothing at all Millie. Nothing at all." Inu-yasha said leaving the room.

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Millie sits in a room alone. "What's this thing?" She points at the screen as the word "Camera" is heard from the side. "What am I doing here alone again?"

_______________________________________________________________________Inu-yasha is in his room alone. "Damn Cox Network and all." He notices the screen and sits up nervously. "Er, I mean the greatest network ever. Anyway Millie is a bit of an airhead, but I see more to her. I think."

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Inu-yasha comes outback in his blue swim trunks running for the pool.

"It may be a bit chilly here in Canada, but that won't ruin my swim."

The girls still dressed in their clothes watch him jump into murky green water where a three eyed fish noticeably jumps out of. Inu-yasha jumps out. "What the hell is this?! Cox Network sucks!"

*Inu-yasha is replaced by Ranma.

"The part of Inu-yasha is now played by Saotome Ranma." A voice is heard from out of nowhere.

"Wait! You can't switch characters in a reality show!" Akane yells pointing to the air when Ranma is replaced with Inu-yasha again.

"That's right!" Inu-yasha shakes his fist to someone not seen.

'He's a lot like Ranma. I better go with the money at the end.' Akane thought staring at the Inu-yasha who is beating up a cameraman.

"Mr. Inu is so much fun!" Millie laughs.

"I'll swim with you Inu-yasha." Kagura removes her clothes to a one-piece bathing suit as Inu-yasha stares at her.

"Uh, okay." Inu-yasha turns away. 'What's she pulling?'

"Uh, if you're going to swim then I am too!" Faye removes her clothes to a small bikini that upon sight makes Inu-yasha's nose spurt blood. She winks at him as he covers that up.

"Hold on I'm coming too." Fujiko strips to a small bikini as well.

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Nami sits in an empty room alone. "It was so obvious Faye and Fujiko were here for the money and would use any means to win it."

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Inu-yasha is in same room. "They were hot. What's wrong with that? Surprisingly so was Kagura. Though they seem to be trying a bit too hard to stay."

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The girls are being led through a hall by Miroku. "Okay the first room is for Akane, and Naru. The second is Faye and Fujiko, and the third for Kagura and Botan. The fourth for Millie and Melfina, and the last is for Nami and Rain." They all walk to their respective rooms in the dark hall with a series of five doors. "And those cameras there are only for protection."

They all glance at one another then Naru throws a nearby vase that sat on a table embedding it into his skull. "Yeah right protection! More like for your own pleasure."

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Naru sits in a room alone. "That Miroku butler guy is such a nuisance. He may be cute but he's a total ass. I think he may die before the first girl is dismissed."

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Miroku sits with a bandage on head in an empty room. "I don't know why but that Naru girl seems to want me. She just doesn't know it yet. She'll bear my child no doubt. Plus she's got a strong arm."

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Inu-yasha is in his room lying on his bed as Sango comes in. "Well have any clue yet Inu-yasha?"

"Nope. I need to get to know them better. I mean some are shy, some seem devious, some clueless, that one girl that keeps beating up Miroku is a little too much."

"Sounds like you have a lot of trouble coming your way. If Kikyo will kill for you what would these girls do? Especially considering, opps." Sango covers her mouth blushing.

"Considering what?" Inu-yasha asked sitting up.

"Er, nothing. You keep at it Inu-yasha." Sango chuckles nervously leaving the room.

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Inu-yasha sits in an empty room. "Sango was acting like there was something happening that I didn't know of. Something's up but I don't know what."

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Akane and Naru sit on each of their beds in the small two bed room with a small balcony that looks like it could fall apart easily. "I can't believe that moron butler!" Naru clenched her fists.

"I've seen bigger morons Naru."

"I have too, but never a pervert of his caliber."

"Ever hear of Happosai?"

"You've been groped by that guy?! Okay you win." The two sighed laying down on their beds. "What about Inu-yasha? What are you here for the money or the guy?"

"What about you?"

"I'm not sure yet. I mean I don't know Inu-yasha so he may turn out to be a nice guy."

"The same for me." The two laugh.

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Faye and Fujiko sit in their room. Faye is out on the very short balcony smoking as Fujiko relaxes on her bed. "That money is mine." Faye says blowing smoke.

"If that's what you believe fine, but I know it won't be true."

"Then from this moment on you and I are enemies." Faye flicks her cigarette away coming in.

"I'm not someone you want to be enemies with." Fujiko said sitting up.

"Neither am I." Faye gives a grin.

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Millie is jumping while seated on her bed as Melfina sits with her knees folded toward her hugging them with her arms. "This is so much fun right Mel?"

"Uh, sure."

"Mr. Inu is so funny. He reminds me of someone else." She sits with a smile placing her hands together.

"He seems like a nice enough person."

"Oh this will be oh so much fun!" Millie rises, but then falls right back to her bed to sleep.

"Uh, you okay?" Melfina moves poking the now sleeping Millie. "Oh, she's asleep."

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Melfina sits in an empty room. "Um, what am I supposed to do?" Some murmuring is heard off to the side. "Oh, well the girls are all weird and Inu-yasha wasn't at all bad."

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Nami is bouncing a rubber ball against the wall as Rain sits looking outside. "So are you here for the money as well Rain?"

"Yeah. I need the money."

"I need it a lot as well so stay out of my way."

"You're challenging me?"

"Maybe."

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Rain sits in an empty room. "That Nami girl is a real brat. As for Inu-yasha I feel a bit bad for using him though."

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Kagura and Botan sit in the other room. Botan is looking at Kagura suspiciously. "So you're a demon Kagura?"

"Yes I am, and I know why you are here. I won't let you do what you wish."

"So you know I'm here under Koenma's orders?"

"I'm smarter than you think."

"I hear you're his enemy though. Are you here for the money?"

"Not at all. What need do I have for money?"

"So you're here for his love?"

"Nope."

"Then why are you here?"

"I have my reasons. Now mind your own business Death."

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Botan sits in an empty room. "Uh, well, I want the money. That Kagura girl is going to be trouble."

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Kagura sits in the empty room. "*Bleep* this!" She attacks the camera and it's wielder.

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Inu-yasha is with the bandaged up Miroku. "So will dinner be any good monk?"

"If you like inedible things yes."

"You better get that network on the phone so I can find out where they are."

"Are you gonna kill them?"

"Their taping this so I'm not gonna say anything."

"So that's a yes."

"I never said that. My chances of killing the CEO's is the same as you touching another girl's butt and/or melons."

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Thanks to:

Aamalie: We'll see about Kagome as well as many others from those series.