One Week
AS: Well, I haven't uploaded chapter 3 as of this moment, so, I can't thank all my lovely reviewers as of yet...;-;. But, oh well. ^.^ Here's chapter 4!
Bakura: Which shall be filled to the brim with humour...especially if you've ever seen the South Park movie
AS: SHH! Don't give it away, niichan.
Bakura: Sorry
Riku: *chuckles*
AS: See? Even Riku thinks it's funny!
Riku: Yes, it gets my seal of approval.
Bakura: And just to note, the tastes of the two boys in this fic were decided by Alpha's cousin, assman, who doesn't know the pairing of this fic.
AS: Thank you assman!
Riku: He's playing Vice City
AS: On with the show!!
~My shingles is almost gone! ^_^~
Warnings: Lots of crude humour, language, Shounen-ai, Music
Pairings: (because I'm tired of writing hint) Riku/Sora
~Someone be happy for me~
Chapter 4: Wednesday; Halloween Town
"Why is it always so hot at night?" Sora groaned, throwing his arm over his forehead. He had woken up about ten minutes ago, sweltering. He had peeled off his sweat drenched bed boxers and kicked off his blankets. He was still hotter than hell.
Sora swung his legs over the side of his bed and stood up, walking over to his window. He pushed it open, hoping for some relief. None came. With a sigh, the naked boy walked back over to his bed and laid down, closing his eyes. Soon after that, he drifted off to sleep.
- -
Sora jerked awake when he heard his bedroom door swing open.
"Oh, jeez." he said sleepily, covering his cold body with his arms. Damn fickle weather! This sucked.
"Want me to close the window?" Riku asked. Sora nodded his head quickly.
"Please." he said through chattering teeth. Riku walked over to the window and shut it. He watched his friend sit up and run his fingers through his bed ragged hair.
"Why the hell are you sleeping like that anyway? I mean, naked, okay, it gets hot at night, but why nothing to cover up with and the window open?" Riku asked, giving Sora an odd look. Sora sighed and sat up, rubbing his arms in a feeble attempt to warm up his skin.
"It got so fucking hot last night. I woke up and it was like I was suffocating. So, I pulled off my clothes, tossed off my comforter and opened my window. I didn't think it would be this cold." Sora explained. Riku nodded.
"I understand. For a minute there I was thinking you'd want me to find you naked again. So we could have a repeat of yesterday." he said. Sora's cheeks reddened. Riku didn't see his reaction, however, for his back was turned.
"So, what is it today?" he asked, peeking at Sora over his shoulder. Sora blinked and shook his head.
"Oh, uh, Halloween Town."
- -
"I watched this stand up comic last night. She was hilarious." Riku said as Sora applied the white face paint that would complete his costume.
"Really? Who was it?" Sora murmured absently, dabbing the paint over the bridge of his nose, finishing that aspect.
"Wanda Sykes. She talked about how men think the epitome of sexiness is when you're having sex." Riku said, smirking. Sora nearly stabbed himself in the eye with his eyeliner pencil.
"Yeah...she said 'oh yeah, baby, you look real sexy in that doggy position...'" Riku crooned thickly, a smirk on his lips. He walked up behind Sora and ran his fingers down the side of his face.
"'...and when the light from the teevee hits the side of your face, you look really sexy.'" he finished, pulling away laughing. Sora smiled weakly, glad the white make up on his face covered his blush.
Sora was coming to terms with his growing physical attraction towards his friend. It was understandable. Who wouldn't be attracted to him? He was very...beautiful. Yes. That was it. Riku was very beautiful.
He was just concerned that the physical aspect of it may become more, like emotional. That frightened him. He was scared, and not of rejection. Rejection was the least of his worries, that he could understand. It was the whole "l" word. He loved Riku, yes, but only as a friend. He was scared that it might become more than that.
Did he want it? Well, he didn't know. Sora shook his head and resumed applying his make up, hoping Riku wouldn't say something that would cause him to stab himself in the eye.
"You look good with those little wings." Riku said absently.
Light stab. Ow.
- -
"Aw. Look! He's so cute!" Kairi said as Riku and Sora approached the school. Sora hung his head and blushed.
"It's from Halloween Town." he said. The snickers from the jocks and various other bullies of the school reached his ears and he groaned inwardly. He honestly hoped that Riku realized how much damage he was doing to his self esteem. This sucked.
"Nice outfit." a voice said. Sora blinked and turned around. A girl with long red hair, and grey eyes was smiling and waving. It was Sakura, one of the schools punks. Rumour had it that her tongue was pierced along with her eyebrow and that she had a tattoo around her navel. She turned around and resumed talking to the other punkish girl at her side, her baggy bondage pants almost totally concealing her ragged skater shoes.
"Uh oh. Sakura's talking to you, hot shot." Wakka said, bouncing his blitzball. Sora looked up at his friend and blinked.
"So?" he said.
"Come on man! It's Sakura!!" Wakka said. Sora looked at him and his eyes widened in knowing.
"You have a thing for Sakura!!" he said. Wakka's face reddened.
"So?" he said, scuffing his feet.
"Dude, you have no chance. That girl is a lesbian." Tidus said, patting his friend on the back.
"Not true! She's bisexual. An equal opportunity lover." Kairi said. Tidus frowned and looked at Kairi.
"How would you know? Dated her or something?" he asked. Kairi shook her head.
"No, I talk to her sometimes." he said. Wakka's face was glowing.
"He still has a chance." Riku muttered, shaking his head. He walked off towards the side of the school.
"Hey! Riku! Wait up!" Sora called out, running after his friend. Riku rounded the side of the school. The other boy soon, did the same.
"I'm still bothered by the fact that you won't tell me what it is you're gonna do if I don't complete the dare." he said, crossing his arms. Riku looked up at him and smiled.
"And I said that if you want to find out, then you either have to wait it out or not wear an outfit." he said. Sora growled.
"You're so damn stubborn!" he said, pouting. Riku walked over to Sora and cupped his chin in his hands.
"And you aren't?" he said, pressing his forehead to Sora's. The brunette gulped, his breath coming in small gasps. There was the whole heart thing again.
It was then he realized that his lips and Riku's were almost touching. Should he go for it? He didn't know what to do! His gut told him to let it happen.
A shrill cry cut through the air and Riku jerked back, blinking. He looked as if he had been in a trance. School was starting. Dammit dammit dammit! Dammit? Had he really wanted to kiss Riku?
"Come on, Sora. Let's get to class." Riku said, running off. He would have to mull over it later if he didn't want detention. Sora ran off behind him, yelling at him to wait.
- -
Ah, fourth period. Nice, quiet calm music. And singing. Fun for the whole family. The only problem was, the object of his questioning sexuality was in that class.
"Hey kid." a thick voice cut through. Sora blinked and turned around slowly. He recognized that voice.
"Funny seeing you here." Cid said, chewing on the butt of a cigarette. Sora's face brightened and he ran up to the older man.
"I should say the same. Why are you here? And in my music class?" Sora asked. Cid shrugged.
"Ah, I dunno. Find Merlin. He was supposed to stop by and give Leon something. I'm a sub. And why I'm in a music class, I don't know. I don't know shit about music, so, we'll be singing my favourite song today." Cid explained.
"Which is?" Sora asked.
"Uncle Fucker." Cid said. Sora paled.
- -
"Okay, lets do it again. From the top!" Cid said.
"Oh, you shit faced cock master!" Riku said.
"Wow!" the class said.
"Shit faced cock master..." Sakura said.
"Listen, you donkey raping shit eater!!" Sora said back.
"Donkey raping shit eater..." Tidus said carefully.
"Donkey raping shit eater!" Kairi echoed.
"You'd fuck your uncle!" Riku said.
"You'd fuck your uncle!" Sora said back. The music then started, courtesy of Cid.
"Shut your fucking face uncle fucker! You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucker! You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true, no body fucks uncles quite like you!" Riku sang, his light tenor floating through the room.
"Shut your fucking face uncle fucker! You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!" Sora sang. The two boys laughed.
"Uncle fucker! Uncle fucker! Uncle fucker! Uncle fucker!" the whole class chorused.
"Shut your fucking face uncle fucker! You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker!" they sang together.
"You're an uncle fucker, I must say!" Riku sang.
"You fucked your uncle yesterday!" Sora sang.
"Uncle fucker! That's u-n-c-l-e fuck you! Uncle fucker...." the two sang together.
"Suck my balls!" Riku shouted just as the bell rang.
"Alright you uncle fuckers, get out of here!" Cid said, waving his hand. The class piled out of the room.
"That was really...vulgar." Kairi said. Sora chuckled.
"I thought it was funny. I never thought I could get away with saying fuck in school, let alone sing it." he said. Riku chuckled.
"Yeah, well, that's Cid for ya." he said. The friends split off for their next class, waving bye.
- -
Sora lounged on his bed, looking out his window at the beach. Tomorrow was Thursday, just two more days and the whole dare thing could be over and he would find out what the hell Riku was planning.
Why? Do you hope that he'll confess his undying love for you? His inner voice taunted.
"Shut up." he growled.
You know I'm right the voice continued.
"Well, maybe not his undying love, but, it would be nice if he liked me more than just friends...wait! Wait!" Sora hissed, grabbing his head.
"No! It's it's..." he argued.
It's hot, sexy, Riku. You know you want him, Sora. You want him badly.
"Okay! I do! I do! But...it's...It's Riku!! He's my best friend. It's wrong to want your best friend!!" he reasoned.
Wrong to want your best friend? Or wrong because your best friend is a guy?? The voice shot back. Sora shook his head.
"I...I don't know!! I like him, okay! I like my best friend! I want to kiss my best friend! I...I..." Sora panted out, letting his head go.
"Sora...?" a voice other than the one in his head said. Sora's stomach twisted and he slowly looked up and beside him. There stood Riku at his opened bedroom door.
"Oh shit..." Sora hissed.
TBC
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so fudgin evil! )
The song used was "Uncle Fucker" from South Park. I just...I had to use it. Another Cameo appearance, whoopie! And, never fear, this fic isn't over yet.
I love all the cookies and stuff I've gotten! ^_^ *eats cookies* Domo arigatou goazimasu! ^_______^
And, sadly, I don't think I will be writing a lemon...*dodges well aimed sprite cans* ;;; NIICHAN
Bakura: why not?! I want to put my hentai mind to work!
Sora: I want to relieve some pressure!
Riku: Um...didn't I teach you about that?
Bakura! You have them to work your hentai mind on! *points to Ryou, Yami and Jou* Sora! What Riku said! ;;;
Until next time, carry on, keep romancing, carry on, carry on dancing