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Prof:Okay where was I? Oh Yeah! Well I've never been on a real airplane before. And I gotta tell ya it was really great. Except I had to sit between two large Albanian Woman with excruciating Severe body odor. And the little kid in back of me kept throwing up. And I met Magneto. To show me his powers he burned out three of airplane engines. And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane blew up in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for us! Ya'know why?
Because we had our tray table's up. And our seats back in the full of prime position!
Kitty: Wait...Wait...Wait! How could you survive an explosion by having your tray table up!
Prof:And My seat back in full of prime position!
Kitty:Still. How?
Prof:Your grounded for 5 days! Where was I? I crawled on my hands and feet for three whole days. Carrying along my big leather suitcase, and my gourment bag, and my fancy saxaphone , and my 12-pound bowling ball, and my lucky,lucky autographed snorkel !
But finally I arrvived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday In!
Well I checked into my room and turned up the AC and turned on the Television. And I'm just about to eat that chocolatemint on my pillow that I love so very much when there's a knock on the door. " Who is it?" I asked. No answer. So read his mind and just as I saw. It's a phyco man with a Flock of Seagulls Haircut and only one nostril! Oh man I hate it when I'm right.
Evan:And I hat this story.
Prof: Evan. 3 weeks!
Evan:S***!
Prof:2 months!
Evan:****
Prof:A Year!
Okay. Where was I. Well He busts into my room and grabs my lucky snorkel and I say "Hey! You can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!"
And He's like "Tough. And I'm like "give it!". And he's like "Make me!" And I'm Like "Kay!" So I grab his leg and he grabs my kidney And I bite on his ear. And He scratches off my eyebrows and somewhere in the middle of it all, The phone falls off the hook. And ya know what it said 20 seconds later? I'll tell you what it said! It said " If you want to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up and dial your operator!"
Kurt: None of us wanted to know what it said.
Prof:1 week.
That's all for now! What do you think?
Prof:Okay where was I? Oh Yeah! Well I've never been on a real airplane before. And I gotta tell ya it was really great. Except I had to sit between two large Albanian Woman with excruciating Severe body odor. And the little kid in back of me kept throwing up. And I met Magneto. To show me his powers he burned out three of airplane engines. And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane blew up in a giant fireball and everybody died! Except for us! Ya'know why?
Because we had our tray table's up. And our seats back in the full of prime position!
Kitty: Wait...Wait...Wait! How could you survive an explosion by having your tray table up!
Prof:And My seat back in full of prime position!
Kitty:Still. How?
Prof:Your grounded for 5 days! Where was I? I crawled on my hands and feet for three whole days. Carrying along my big leather suitcase, and my gourment bag, and my fancy saxaphone , and my 12-pound bowling ball, and my lucky,lucky autographed snorkel !
But finally I arrvived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday In!
Well I checked into my room and turned up the AC and turned on the Television. And I'm just about to eat that chocolatemint on my pillow that I love so very much when there's a knock on the door. " Who is it?" I asked. No answer. So read his mind and just as I saw. It's a phyco man with a Flock of Seagulls Haircut and only one nostril! Oh man I hate it when I'm right.
Evan:And I hat this story.
Prof: Evan. 3 weeks!
Evan:S***!
Prof:2 months!
Evan:****
Prof:A Year!
Okay. Where was I. Well He busts into my room and grabs my lucky snorkel and I say "Hey! You can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!"
And He's like "Tough. And I'm like "give it!". And he's like "Make me!" And I'm Like "Kay!" So I grab his leg and he grabs my kidney And I bite on his ear. And He scratches off my eyebrows and somewhere in the middle of it all, The phone falls off the hook. And ya know what it said 20 seconds later? I'll tell you what it said! It said " If you want to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up and dial your operator!"
Kurt: None of us wanted to know what it said.
Prof:1 week.
That's all for now! What do you think?