Disclaimer: I don't own digimon. Nor do I own any of the teachers in Coloma. Damn!

Louise Murphy blackmailed me into doing this. It's revenge.

As Mr Hughes walked down the corridor of Coloma convent girl's school, he began to feel the strain of being not only lord overseer of the whole of Coloma, but god too. Immediately walking into room nine was a maths class was going on he went straight away to the back to put away some textbooks.

"What are you doing?" asked the ancient Scottish maths teacher looking bewildered. Mr Hughes turned around mid stride and gave the woman his 'do not mess with me insignificant mortal' look.

"I'm putting these maths books away" his patronising tones making the look seem worse.

The year eight class looked up from their simultaneous equations, eager to see what Mrs Hopkins would do.

"Have you tried room seven?" she suggested.

Mr Hughes gave her another dirty look before leaving the room to go to room seven.



Japan, being twelve hours ahead of England had already let their kids out (lucky buggers) now, most of these kids were either watching t.v, playing video games, talking to their friends, or doing their homework. 9:00 wensday night, 13 year old Kari Kamiya was doing the latter. Or was pretending to any way. Her mom had said that her older brother Tai had to stay out of their shared room whilst she was doing her homework. Having finished that a long time ago, she was now surfing the net.

Takeru Takeshi, known as T.K to his many friends was also surfing the web. He e-mailed Kari and they spoke for a while.



13 year old Bonnie Green looked up at the clock. She had just 30 minutes to complete these equations. Being a bit of a geek she enjoyed maths and was quite good at it. Let's see she thought 3x+5y=6 4x-5y=8 7x =14 X =2 6+5y=6
5y=6-6
5y=0 Simple! She had soon finished all her equations and was putting up her hand to say so. She glanced at the clock. 9:29. After maths was one of her favourite subjects. English! Then her best subject of all, Recess! Hey, even geniuses need a break. Heh, she was even thinking of taking it as a G.S.C.E



All was not good in the staff room. Satan (a.k.a. miss Richardson.) had taken Mr Hughes' seat and Miss martin Had just declared the school bankrupt. On the bright side however, one of the ever-unsmiling I.T technicians had just discovered a digital world. Mr Hughes grinned evilly and started formulating a team of teachers to take it over.

"Right I'll need Mr charlesworth because geography is his life. That and locking kids out of their classrooms and sitting in the little room beside room 44 talking to him. Herr Hitler.I mean Handley can come because he knows a lot of different languages and we might need to communicate with any thing living inside it. We'll also need Mr. Cleary because he's the I.t teacher and I lov.I mean he'll be quite good. Now.science.we'll have to have miss venton.now where is she?" (Looks down) "Oh great.some girls must have locked her in a locker again. Oh well. It's quite spacious for her. I'll get her later."



"Kari, bed!" Kari's mum shouted to her daughter. Kari sighed, signed off and got changed for bed. She looked at the time. 10:20. Some where, quite far away, another 13 year old was grinning at her friends jokes as she looked forward to her next lesson. MATHS!

***************************************************** Author: sorry. This is a.a. Elecmon: a result of too many beers? Author: I don't drink beer! Its Guinness! Elecmon: oh. Louise: where the hell do I come in?!