Disclamer:I own nothing. (I wish I did)
Prof: To put a long story short. He got away with my snorkel...
Rogue:This is a long story.
Prof:3 Weeks!
Scott: Why do you care about that snorkel?
Prof: It was my Lucky,Lucky Autographed Glow-In-The Dark Snorkel! 1 month!
Jean:Everyone's grounded but me!
Prof: Okay. 1 Week! Now, Back to the story.
Well I promised myself I would not rest. I would not sleep for a second, Till the one nostrilled man was brought to justice. But
First I decided to get some doughnuts! So I get in my car and I drive to the doughnut shop. And I got up to the guy behind the counter and he says "Yeeeaaaahhhh. WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?"
I say. "You got any glazed doughnuts?" he says "NO! We're out of glazed doughnuts!". So I say "Got any Jelly doughnuts?" He says "NO! We're out of jelly..."
Kitty: Just get to the point!
Prof. Okay okay. Well I say "Got any Bear Claws?" and he says...
Everyone:We Know, We Know. "NO! WE'RE OUT OF BEARCLAWS!"
Prof: Actually he said "Let me check". But they were sold out anyway. So I say "In that case. In that case what do you have?"
And he says "All I have right now is this box of one dozen crazed starved weasels". And I say "I'll take that."
So he hands me the box and I open the lid and The weasels immediettly latch onto my face! And the bite off my hair! That's how I went Bald!
Well I run out onto the street with these flesh eating weasels on my face! And I'
m running around like a constipated weiner dog! And was just about then I met the girl of my dreams. Her name was Zelda. She was a publicity inthusiast with a slight over bight and hair the color of strained peaches. I still remember the first thing she was going to say to me! It was "Hey, You got weasels on your face."
Evan:That's idiotic!
Kurt: You made it up!
Prof: 5 more days for both of you!
Prof: To put a long story short. He got away with my snorkel...
Rogue:This is a long story.
Prof:3 Weeks!
Scott: Why do you care about that snorkel?
Prof: It was my Lucky,Lucky Autographed Glow-In-The Dark Snorkel! 1 month!
Jean:Everyone's grounded but me!
Prof: Okay. 1 Week! Now, Back to the story.
Well I promised myself I would not rest. I would not sleep for a second, Till the one nostrilled man was brought to justice. But
First I decided to get some doughnuts! So I get in my car and I drive to the doughnut shop. And I got up to the guy behind the counter and he says "Yeeeaaaahhhh. WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?"
I say. "You got any glazed doughnuts?" he says "NO! We're out of glazed doughnuts!". So I say "Got any Jelly doughnuts?" He says "NO! We're out of jelly..."
Kitty: Just get to the point!
Prof. Okay okay. Well I say "Got any Bear Claws?" and he says...
Everyone:We Know, We Know. "NO! WE'RE OUT OF BEARCLAWS!"
Prof: Actually he said "Let me check". But they were sold out anyway. So I say "In that case. In that case what do you have?"
And he says "All I have right now is this box of one dozen crazed starved weasels". And I say "I'll take that."
So he hands me the box and I open the lid and The weasels immediettly latch onto my face! And the bite off my hair! That's how I went Bald!
Well I run out onto the street with these flesh eating weasels on my face! And I'
m running around like a constipated weiner dog! And was just about then I met the girl of my dreams. Her name was Zelda. She was a publicity inthusiast with a slight over bight and hair the color of strained peaches. I still remember the first thing she was going to say to me! It was "Hey, You got weasels on your face."
Evan:That's idiotic!
Kurt: You made it up!
Prof: 5 more days for both of you!