Prof:Where was I? Oh Yeah! That's when I knew it was true love. We were inseperable after that. We ate together, we bathed together, we even shared the same peice of mint flavored dental floss! The world was our burito. So we got married...
Rogue:You mean you bathed together before you got married?
Prof:Uh-huh.Well we bought us a house and had to beutiful children. Nethaniel and The Supahfly! We called him Supahfly because his mutant power was flying. He got hit by an airplane!
Kurt:This story is starting to scare me.
Prof:Good! Well one fateful night. Zelda said. She asked me. "Sweetie Pumpkin. Do you you want to join the Columbia Record club?
Well I said. Woah! Hold on there baby! I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment! So we broke up and I never saw her again. But that's just the way things go, In Albuquerque!
Scott:Do you know what the Columbia Record Club is?
Prof:Nope! well a week later things started looking up for me. I finally fufilled my first Life-Long dream! That's right. I got me a part-time job at the scizzlor!
And I became Employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face! Oh yeah everyone was jealous of me after that. Like one time I was in the parking lot
trying to remove my extra earwax with a golf-pencil when I see this guy Marty trying to lug this big ole sofa up the stairs. So I say "You want me to help you with that?".
And Marty. He just rolls his eyes and says "Nooooooo. I want you too cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did. Then he gets all indignet on me. He like "Hey man! I was just being sarcastic!" Then he starts using he his head to beat up my legs. Why do you think I'm In This Wheelchair?
Evan:Uh? Polio?
Prof: 5 more weeks! Okay. He was being sarcastic. Well that's just great! I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud!
Jean:Actually you are.
Prof:2 YEARS! Well now he's got a really cute Nickname. "TORSO BOY!" So what's he complaining about?
Kurt:Uuuuh. That you cut off his arms & legs.
Prof:4 weeks!
That's all for now!
Rogue:You mean you bathed together before you got married?
Prof:Uh-huh.Well we bought us a house and had to beutiful children. Nethaniel and The Supahfly! We called him Supahfly because his mutant power was flying. He got hit by an airplane!
Kurt:This story is starting to scare me.
Prof:Good! Well one fateful night. Zelda said. She asked me. "Sweetie Pumpkin. Do you you want to join the Columbia Record club?
Well I said. Woah! Hold on there baby! I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment! So we broke up and I never saw her again. But that's just the way things go, In Albuquerque!
Scott:Do you know what the Columbia Record Club is?
Prof:Nope! well a week later things started looking up for me. I finally fufilled my first Life-Long dream! That's right. I got me a part-time job at the scizzlor!
And I became Employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face! Oh yeah everyone was jealous of me after that. Like one time I was in the parking lot
trying to remove my extra earwax with a golf-pencil when I see this guy Marty trying to lug this big ole sofa up the stairs. So I say "You want me to help you with that?".
And Marty. He just rolls his eyes and says "Nooooooo. I want you too cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did. Then he gets all indignet on me. He like "Hey man! I was just being sarcastic!" Then he starts using he his head to beat up my legs. Why do you think I'm In This Wheelchair?
Evan:Uh? Polio?
Prof: 5 more weeks! Okay. He was being sarcastic. Well that's just great! I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud!
Jean:Actually you are.
Prof:2 YEARS! Well now he's got a really cute Nickname. "TORSO BOY!" So what's he complaining about?
Kurt:Uuuuh. That you cut off his arms & legs.
Prof:4 weeks!
That's all for now!