Axel, here. Heehee....my turn. Well, this is the second instalment of the Draco thing. Yeah, lemme do my thing now.
MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
"OOOOO!" Hyper Draco proclaimed; things were starting to get exciting! "Hey, where did that bitch Axel go?" Billy growled, looking around the room. "What do you want, whore?" Axel's voice came screaming from the other side of the room. She was snogging Slutty Draco. "Get the fuck over here you stoned bitch!" Billy screamed and Axel reluctantly left Slutty Draco to go and suffer Billy's wrath.
"Here, prostitute!" Axel sneered and punched Billy's arm. "Fuck off!" Billy retorted and pushed Axel. Fluffy Draco started to cry again and Death Eater Draco pushed him on to the ground. "Shut up!" He muttered and turned back to the two girls. "So…….why do you run around dressed and named like guys, and why should we obey you?" Death Eater Draco interrogated. Axel took a baggie out of her pocket and Billy smirked.
"Well," Billy began.
"We run around like this because…..I don't know. I think I'm transgender or something and Billy's just stupid." Axel explained while popping something into her mouth. "You ass wipe! Are you starting that shit again?!" Billy snorted while hitting Axel in the back of the head. "Remember what happened last time you popped pills?" Billy pushed Axel over and Axel tripped her.
"Hell, I think they'll kill each other before they answer your questions!" Slutty Draco said, coming next to Death Eater Draco. Book Draco stood up; he was sick and tired of these girls and his alter egos. "Get the HELL OUT OF HERE!" He shouted.
Fluffy Draco stopped crying and looked at him, and Hyper Draco walked over to Axel. Slutty Draco took a step back and ran into Star Crossed Draco, who in turn tried to choke him. "DIE WHORE!" He screamed and Axel went running over and detached Star Crossed Draco's fingers. "The battle hasn't started yet." Axel said and then walked back to where Billy stood.
Slashy Draco and Angsty Draco sat around, slashing their wrists with Angsty Draco's razor. "So, I'm in love with him, but he keeps playing head games!" Slashy Draco whined and Angsty Draco nodded his head in understanding. "My father abuses me, and Mum neglects me." Angsty Draco cried while watching the blood drip on the floor.
Billy turned to Book Draco. "Well, if you want us gone you'll just have to fight. Maybe you'll win." Billy said, cocking an eyebrow. Axel let out a giggle and crossed her arms. "I don't want to." Book Draco narrowed his eyes and sneered. "Oh, I'm hot when I do that!" Slutty Draco proclaimed and stood next to Axel. A minute later the two were gone and all the other Draco's had to wait to start.
"Fine, I'll participate in this stupid shit. If it'll make you leave me alone, I'll fight." Death Eater Draco grinned and Fluffy Draco spoke next, while fighting off Hyper Draco. "No, Hyper Draco, I don't want to! I'm not going to play. Play with someone else." He said and turned back to Billy. "Right then, Woman of a Male Name, I don't want to fight. I don't like fighting, I like cuddling!" Death Eater Draco and Book Draco both sneered and rolled their eyes, while Star Crossed Draco nodded his head. "Love is better than fighting!" He whispered. "Oh, come off it!" Book Draco snarled. "What kind of Draco's ARE you two?" Death Eater Draco shouted.
"I'm baaaaaaccckk!!" Slutty Draco called. Axel walked in behind him, fixing her shorts and lacing up her boots. "God DAMNIT, AXEL!" Billy hollered. Axel looked up and grinned and Slutty Draco got a light for his fag from Death Eater Draco. "It was a harmless little quicky…" Axel said, lighting…. well, a "Special" cigarette. "Put that OUT!" Fluffy Draco screamed. "Holy SHIT!" Hyper Draco yelled. "You have BLONDE HAIR!" Everyone looked at Hyper Draco then at Axel. Sure enough, she had dyed her hair blond.
"And you have POT!" Hyper Draco said, trying to steal it from her. "Mine, bitch!" Axel muttered and Hyper Draco backed off. "When did you dye your hair?" Billy asked. "Before the quicky." Axel answered. Billy just shook her head and turned to face all of the Draco's. "Well……get your wands ready…….." Billy started.
"AVADA KADAVERA!!" Death Eater Draco screamed and Fluffy Draco hit the ground. "HA!" Axel called and ducked behind the bed with Billy.
"CRUCIO!"
CRASH!
"BITCH!"
"I don't want to LIIVVEE!!!"
"THIS IS FOR YOU, HARRY!"
WHAP!
"OOOOWWWW!!!!"
"FUCK!"
"FUCK? OH, DAMNIT!"
THUD!
Axel and Billy sat behind the bed, listening to the battle. "Well, I know that was just Slutty Draco…….and I think Star Crossed Draco just Crucio'd Death Eater Draco." Axel said. "Yeah…..shit, I think that was just Book Draco who hit the ground." Billy whispered.
Axel popped her head up and watched the carnage for a second. "Hell YEAH! You go, Slut! Ow, DAMN! Yeah, Uhhh….Angsty Draco just committed suicide. Who would have known the Muggle Lover could last so long! Agh, Hyper One just went down." She shouted to Billy. Then Axel fell back and started squirming on the ground. "Dumb bitch." Billy muttered and took out her wand.
Billy lifted the Crucio curse and Axel rubbed her head. "Well, the Slut is dead, so is the original. And Hyper Draco has two minutes to live……." Billy ignored her and looked over the bed. It was just Star Crossed Draco and Death Eater Draco dueling.
"You take it back!" Star Crossed Draco screamed. "NO!" Death Eater Draco screamed back. "I'll make you rue the day you besmirched the one I love!" Star Crossed Draco called and brought his wand up. Before Death Eater Draco could bring his up to level, Star Crossed Draco had dealt his curse.
"Avada Kadavera!" Star Crossed Draco whispered and Death Eater Draco fell to the ground. Star Crossed Draco smiled evilly and turned to Billy and Axel. "Do you know the password to the Gryffindor Common Room?" He asked and Billy and Axel looked at each other. "Snout Snufflers." Axel said and Star Crossed Draco ran out of the room.
"I'm coming, my love!!"
Axel and Billy stood there and looked at the mess of bodies. "This'll be hard to explain." Axel said. Billy nodded her head. "That's why we won't be here any longer."
Axel's Note: So, now that I have beautiful blond hair, and there is only one Draco……we will have another character duke it out. Weeee! ::Pops some pills into her mouth:: See you there.
MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
"OOOOO!" Hyper Draco proclaimed; things were starting to get exciting! "Hey, where did that bitch Axel go?" Billy growled, looking around the room. "What do you want, whore?" Axel's voice came screaming from the other side of the room. She was snogging Slutty Draco. "Get the fuck over here you stoned bitch!" Billy screamed and Axel reluctantly left Slutty Draco to go and suffer Billy's wrath.
"Here, prostitute!" Axel sneered and punched Billy's arm. "Fuck off!" Billy retorted and pushed Axel. Fluffy Draco started to cry again and Death Eater Draco pushed him on to the ground. "Shut up!" He muttered and turned back to the two girls. "So…….why do you run around dressed and named like guys, and why should we obey you?" Death Eater Draco interrogated. Axel took a baggie out of her pocket and Billy smirked.
"Well," Billy began.
"We run around like this because…..I don't know. I think I'm transgender or something and Billy's just stupid." Axel explained while popping something into her mouth. "You ass wipe! Are you starting that shit again?!" Billy snorted while hitting Axel in the back of the head. "Remember what happened last time you popped pills?" Billy pushed Axel over and Axel tripped her.
"Hell, I think they'll kill each other before they answer your questions!" Slutty Draco said, coming next to Death Eater Draco. Book Draco stood up; he was sick and tired of these girls and his alter egos. "Get the HELL OUT OF HERE!" He shouted.
Fluffy Draco stopped crying and looked at him, and Hyper Draco walked over to Axel. Slutty Draco took a step back and ran into Star Crossed Draco, who in turn tried to choke him. "DIE WHORE!" He screamed and Axel went running over and detached Star Crossed Draco's fingers. "The battle hasn't started yet." Axel said and then walked back to where Billy stood.
Slashy Draco and Angsty Draco sat around, slashing their wrists with Angsty Draco's razor. "So, I'm in love with him, but he keeps playing head games!" Slashy Draco whined and Angsty Draco nodded his head in understanding. "My father abuses me, and Mum neglects me." Angsty Draco cried while watching the blood drip on the floor.
Billy turned to Book Draco. "Well, if you want us gone you'll just have to fight. Maybe you'll win." Billy said, cocking an eyebrow. Axel let out a giggle and crossed her arms. "I don't want to." Book Draco narrowed his eyes and sneered. "Oh, I'm hot when I do that!" Slutty Draco proclaimed and stood next to Axel. A minute later the two were gone and all the other Draco's had to wait to start.
"Fine, I'll participate in this stupid shit. If it'll make you leave me alone, I'll fight." Death Eater Draco grinned and Fluffy Draco spoke next, while fighting off Hyper Draco. "No, Hyper Draco, I don't want to! I'm not going to play. Play with someone else." He said and turned back to Billy. "Right then, Woman of a Male Name, I don't want to fight. I don't like fighting, I like cuddling!" Death Eater Draco and Book Draco both sneered and rolled their eyes, while Star Crossed Draco nodded his head. "Love is better than fighting!" He whispered. "Oh, come off it!" Book Draco snarled. "What kind of Draco's ARE you two?" Death Eater Draco shouted.
"I'm baaaaaaccckk!!" Slutty Draco called. Axel walked in behind him, fixing her shorts and lacing up her boots. "God DAMNIT, AXEL!" Billy hollered. Axel looked up and grinned and Slutty Draco got a light for his fag from Death Eater Draco. "It was a harmless little quicky…" Axel said, lighting…. well, a "Special" cigarette. "Put that OUT!" Fluffy Draco screamed. "Holy SHIT!" Hyper Draco yelled. "You have BLONDE HAIR!" Everyone looked at Hyper Draco then at Axel. Sure enough, she had dyed her hair blond.
"And you have POT!" Hyper Draco said, trying to steal it from her. "Mine, bitch!" Axel muttered and Hyper Draco backed off. "When did you dye your hair?" Billy asked. "Before the quicky." Axel answered. Billy just shook her head and turned to face all of the Draco's. "Well……get your wands ready…….." Billy started.
"AVADA KADAVERA!!" Death Eater Draco screamed and Fluffy Draco hit the ground. "HA!" Axel called and ducked behind the bed with Billy.
"CRUCIO!"
CRASH!
"BITCH!"
"I don't want to LIIVVEE!!!"
"THIS IS FOR YOU, HARRY!"
WHAP!
"OOOOWWWW!!!!"
"FUCK!"
"FUCK? OH, DAMNIT!"
THUD!
Axel and Billy sat behind the bed, listening to the battle. "Well, I know that was just Slutty Draco…….and I think Star Crossed Draco just Crucio'd Death Eater Draco." Axel said. "Yeah…..shit, I think that was just Book Draco who hit the ground." Billy whispered.
Axel popped her head up and watched the carnage for a second. "Hell YEAH! You go, Slut! Ow, DAMN! Yeah, Uhhh….Angsty Draco just committed suicide. Who would have known the Muggle Lover could last so long! Agh, Hyper One just went down." She shouted to Billy. Then Axel fell back and started squirming on the ground. "Dumb bitch." Billy muttered and took out her wand.
Billy lifted the Crucio curse and Axel rubbed her head. "Well, the Slut is dead, so is the original. And Hyper Draco has two minutes to live……." Billy ignored her and looked over the bed. It was just Star Crossed Draco and Death Eater Draco dueling.
"You take it back!" Star Crossed Draco screamed. "NO!" Death Eater Draco screamed back. "I'll make you rue the day you besmirched the one I love!" Star Crossed Draco called and brought his wand up. Before Death Eater Draco could bring his up to level, Star Crossed Draco had dealt his curse.
"Avada Kadavera!" Star Crossed Draco whispered and Death Eater Draco fell to the ground. Star Crossed Draco smiled evilly and turned to Billy and Axel. "Do you know the password to the Gryffindor Common Room?" He asked and Billy and Axel looked at each other. "Snout Snufflers." Axel said and Star Crossed Draco ran out of the room.
"I'm coming, my love!!"
Axel and Billy stood there and looked at the mess of bodies. "This'll be hard to explain." Axel said. Billy nodded her head. "That's why we won't be here any longer."
Axel's Note: So, now that I have beautiful blond hair, and there is only one Draco……we will have another character duke it out. Weeee! ::Pops some pills into her mouth:: See you there.