I do not own any of these characters
Okay this is the first time I've written a Fanfic in 1st person. So don't be to mean to me. Please. If you don't like it then don't bother to review it, if ya do. let me know
what you think and if I should go on with it. I take a lighter to it, and burn the
thing.
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Pen Pals
Not too long ago I paid Five dollars for some stupid raffle ticket. The little girl down the hall was sellin' 'em for her school. Somethin' like that. They had various prizes, 1,000 dollars, one of them funny Razor Scooter things, the kid are ridin' around on all the time, a computer was one of the prizes you could win. As luck would have it, I Maurice Boscorelli would win it. Never won much in my life, and winnin' a computer somethin' which I knew little or nothin' about was the biggest surprise of them all. So I went to the school to pick up this thing. It came in two big boxes. I had no idea how I'd fit the damn things in the back of my 'Stang. But some how I managed to and soon found my self sittin' infront of this silly machine. The boxes open and it just sittin' there. I read the directions. "Easy set up my ass." I said to myself. "This is rocket Science." So I gave up and went down the hall. Back to the same little girls apartment. She had this brother, he was good with that stuff. So Johnny came down to my place and had the damn thin' up in runnin' in no time. Eight Years Old, and it was like nothin' for him. I offered to take him to the movies or somethin' ya know for him doin' that. He refused said he thought it was a funny that a police man can't set up a simple computer. I just smiled at him and said thanks. It was a touching moment.
So I turned this stupid thing on, and somehow I managed to get connected to the internet. They told me to chose a screen name. Now I'd talked to people before who've done this whole internet thing. I knew screen name was some kinda nick name you give yourself. So I gave it some thought and came up with HOTCOP4U55. It couldn't be any farther from the truth, then I cam up with my password, but I can't tell you that. I don't want ya trying to get on as me, theres only one Bosco in this world, and I hear he's mighty damn good lookin' too.
So after all that I created this thing called a profile. A'ight? Here's what I put.
Name: Bosco. - Figured that wasn't givin' to much away.
Location: NYC - New York City's a big place so again nothing to much there
Hobbies: What the hell does this mean - Seriously, I had no idea why it was askin' me this. I thought it was rather stupid.
Quote: "Greeting this is not God but his close friend Officer Boscorelli." - That one was to easy.
I pressed the finish button when I was done. Then the next thing I did was play with the search box. I'd type a word in and would see what came up. Simple word, nothin' fancy. Like Dog and a bunch of these things came up. Guess you call 'em links. All kinds of 'em too. One that would tell ya names of dogs, dog breeds, dog owners. I guess you get the point. So I did that for bout an hour. I tried cat right after door, cop, football, candy, food, and pen. So when I got to pen i clicked on some link 'bout email pen pals. This thing came up. It said meet al kinds of people here, guys meet gals, gals meet guys. Said it was safe and information would be kept private, so I figured what the hell, why not give it a try. I filled in the blanks like they asked me and hit sent. Then this other thing came up and said click here to countine. So I did. Took me to a place where I could look for other members, by intrestes and all that. I clicked a box that said female, meaning I'd wanna find a female, then clicked a box that said New York City, and so on. A bit later I got a screen with some names on it and a small descripttion of them and what not. I must have gone thorugh 50 name's before I found the right one. SADHAZELEYES. I wonder'd what made her so sad, why she chose this name. There wasn't much there just her name and her age which was 25, and her location which was NYC. I clicked on the name and a box came up sayin' thats where I wrote and all. I was also new at this whole typing thin'. I tried my hands at a type-writer once didn't have much luck with it. So I started. It was a slow start but a start.
HI, I SAW YOUR NAME AND THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD WRITE TO EACH OTHER. I'M NEW AT THIS, NEVER HAD A COMPUTER UP UNTIL TODAY. I REALLY NEVER MUCH CARED FOR THEM EITHER. SO IF I DO ANYTHING WRONG LET ME KNOW. I TOO LIVE IN NYC, WHERE I WORK AS A COP.
I figured that was a good start, but had to think of where to go next.
I'VE BEEN ONE FOR ABOUT 9 YEARS NOW. I HAVE A GREAT PARTNER WHO'S MY BEST FRIEND. SHE'S MARRIED AND AS TWO WONDERFUL CHILDREN. HER HUSBAND CAN BE A BUTT HEAD SOMETIMES. I CAN SAY BUTT HEAD ON THIS THING RIGHT?
I though okay talk about faith, so this chick doesn't think I'm one of them sick perverts you hear about on TV.
I'VE BEEN PARTNERS WITH HER FOR 9 YEARS ASLO. I'M NOT MARRIED AND I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN. I HAVE A BROTHER WHO I DON'T SEE MUCH OF. I SEE MY MA A-LOT
"Hope she doesn't think I'm gay." I said to myself.
I LOVE MY MA SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN SHE COULD, AND SHE DID THE BEST JOB RASING MY BROTHER AND ME. SO IF YOU WANT TO WRITE TO ME I GUESS THATS COOL. IF NOT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND AND I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
OH YEAH BEFORE I GO MY NAMES BOSCO
HOPE TO TALK TO YOU SOON,
BOSCO
Okay it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad for a first timer either. I sent the thing hopin' she'd write back. I hadn't realized how late it was gettin' so I signed off and took a shower. I had to be at work in an hour and half.
Okay this is the first time I've written a Fanfic in 1st person. So don't be to mean to me. Please. If you don't like it then don't bother to review it, if ya do. let me know
what you think and if I should go on with it. I take a lighter to it, and burn the
thing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pen Pals
Not too long ago I paid Five dollars for some stupid raffle ticket. The little girl down the hall was sellin' 'em for her school. Somethin' like that. They had various prizes, 1,000 dollars, one of them funny Razor Scooter things, the kid are ridin' around on all the time, a computer was one of the prizes you could win. As luck would have it, I Maurice Boscorelli would win it. Never won much in my life, and winnin' a computer somethin' which I knew little or nothin' about was the biggest surprise of them all. So I went to the school to pick up this thing. It came in two big boxes. I had no idea how I'd fit the damn things in the back of my 'Stang. But some how I managed to and soon found my self sittin' infront of this silly machine. The boxes open and it just sittin' there. I read the directions. "Easy set up my ass." I said to myself. "This is rocket Science." So I gave up and went down the hall. Back to the same little girls apartment. She had this brother, he was good with that stuff. So Johnny came down to my place and had the damn thin' up in runnin' in no time. Eight Years Old, and it was like nothin' for him. I offered to take him to the movies or somethin' ya know for him doin' that. He refused said he thought it was a funny that a police man can't set up a simple computer. I just smiled at him and said thanks. It was a touching moment.
So I turned this stupid thing on, and somehow I managed to get connected to the internet. They told me to chose a screen name. Now I'd talked to people before who've done this whole internet thing. I knew screen name was some kinda nick name you give yourself. So I gave it some thought and came up with HOTCOP4U55. It couldn't be any farther from the truth, then I cam up with my password, but I can't tell you that. I don't want ya trying to get on as me, theres only one Bosco in this world, and I hear he's mighty damn good lookin' too.
So after all that I created this thing called a profile. A'ight? Here's what I put.
Name: Bosco. - Figured that wasn't givin' to much away.
Location: NYC - New York City's a big place so again nothing to much there
Hobbies: What the hell does this mean - Seriously, I had no idea why it was askin' me this. I thought it was rather stupid.
Quote: "Greeting this is not God but his close friend Officer Boscorelli." - That one was to easy.
I pressed the finish button when I was done. Then the next thing I did was play with the search box. I'd type a word in and would see what came up. Simple word, nothin' fancy. Like Dog and a bunch of these things came up. Guess you call 'em links. All kinds of 'em too. One that would tell ya names of dogs, dog breeds, dog owners. I guess you get the point. So I did that for bout an hour. I tried cat right after door, cop, football, candy, food, and pen. So when I got to pen i clicked on some link 'bout email pen pals. This thing came up. It said meet al kinds of people here, guys meet gals, gals meet guys. Said it was safe and information would be kept private, so I figured what the hell, why not give it a try. I filled in the blanks like they asked me and hit sent. Then this other thing came up and said click here to countine. So I did. Took me to a place where I could look for other members, by intrestes and all that. I clicked a box that said female, meaning I'd wanna find a female, then clicked a box that said New York City, and so on. A bit later I got a screen with some names on it and a small descripttion of them and what not. I must have gone thorugh 50 name's before I found the right one. SADHAZELEYES. I wonder'd what made her so sad, why she chose this name. There wasn't much there just her name and her age which was 25, and her location which was NYC. I clicked on the name and a box came up sayin' thats where I wrote and all. I was also new at this whole typing thin'. I tried my hands at a type-writer once didn't have much luck with it. So I started. It was a slow start but a start.
HI, I SAW YOUR NAME AND THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD WRITE TO EACH OTHER. I'M NEW AT THIS, NEVER HAD A COMPUTER UP UNTIL TODAY. I REALLY NEVER MUCH CARED FOR THEM EITHER. SO IF I DO ANYTHING WRONG LET ME KNOW. I TOO LIVE IN NYC, WHERE I WORK AS A COP.
I figured that was a good start, but had to think of where to go next.
I'VE BEEN ONE FOR ABOUT 9 YEARS NOW. I HAVE A GREAT PARTNER WHO'S MY BEST FRIEND. SHE'S MARRIED AND AS TWO WONDERFUL CHILDREN. HER HUSBAND CAN BE A BUTT HEAD SOMETIMES. I CAN SAY BUTT HEAD ON THIS THING RIGHT?
I though okay talk about faith, so this chick doesn't think I'm one of them sick perverts you hear about on TV.
I'VE BEEN PARTNERS WITH HER FOR 9 YEARS ASLO. I'M NOT MARRIED AND I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN. I HAVE A BROTHER WHO I DON'T SEE MUCH OF. I SEE MY MA A-LOT
"Hope she doesn't think I'm gay." I said to myself.
I LOVE MY MA SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME WHEN SHE COULD, AND SHE DID THE BEST JOB RASING MY BROTHER AND ME. SO IF YOU WANT TO WRITE TO ME I GUESS THATS COOL. IF NOT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND AND I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
OH YEAH BEFORE I GO MY NAMES BOSCO
HOPE TO TALK TO YOU SOON,
BOSCO
Okay it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad for a first timer either. I sent the thing hopin' she'd write back. I hadn't realized how late it was gettin' so I signed off and took a shower. I had to be at work in an hour and half.