Stuck On You
By: General Quistis (generalquistis@yahoo.com)
Disclaimer: I don't own the Squaresoft characters… I own my brain, this story plot and myself. I don't own anything… I don't even own the world, okay?
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FIVE: Kyah!Scarlet sat up on the bed and wiped her tears away when she heard the door open. "What are you doing here?" she demanded.
Reeve stared in awe at her. "I should be the one asking you that. This is my room." He told her.
"Oh, really?" she asked before plopping down on the bed again.
He sighed heavily. "My things are over there," he pointed to the closet and the dresser. "Now, get out and find your own room. I want to sleep already," he told her.
"Kyah! Well I want to sleep too," she said as she sniffed, feeling so tired.
Reeve noticed her puffy eyes. "Did you cry?"
"No, why should I be crying anyway?" she snapped as she turned away, shifting to the other side, not wishing for him to examine her face and her eyes.
"Your eyes are puffy." He pointed out as he approached her to take a better look.
"Kyah… scratched them," she said plainly.
"You shouldn't be scratching them." He said.
"Leave me alone," she said as she covered her face.
"You leave this room," he said.
"Kyah! I'm a woman, I should stay here. You're the man, go sleep someplace else," she snapped.
"Hahahaha! You? A woman? You gotta be kidding me!" he muttered glumly before turning away to remove his blue blazer and undo the knot of his necktie.
She twitched at what he said so she sat up, removed her shoe and threw it at him.
It hit his head which made him cry out in intense pain. "OW! Why you…" he turned to face her.
"KYAH!" she screamed as she sprinted off the bed and hid behind the curtain.
Reeve face-faulted. "What the hell are you doing there?" he asked.
"Get away from me and don't you dare touch me!" she warned.
"You just hit me with a friggin' shoe." He pointed out with a sarcastic smile on his face.
"You deserved it! I thought you were different from Heidegger and the others but I was wrong…" she snapped.
"Why, what did I do? It was just a joke, okay?" he said before removing his polo.
Scarlet stepped out of the curtain but she let out another gasp-like "KYAH!" when he saw him topless.
"What now?" he demanded.
She blushed and turned away.
He laughed, finally getting it. "C'mon, it's not like you haven't seen a naked man before?" he asked.
She felt insulted and for some reason, she just began to cry again.
He felt his heart sinking. "Oh no…" he thought miserably before turning away and got a robe and put it on. "I'm sorry," he said before finally deciding to come near her.
"KYAH! Don't you dare touch me!" she screamed shrilly.
"I wouldn't touch you!" he reasoned.
"Kyah! Then don't come near me!" she screamed shrilly again.
"Why?" he asked.
"Kyah! Because… because… because… because you're… you're… ugh! KYAH! You gross me out! You're too hairy! KYAH!"
He cringed because of her voice, but he tried to pull himself together, "Will you stop screaming that way? You're gonna make my ears bleed! And do you want the townsfolk to hear you?" he told her patiently.
"Kyah! Who cares? If I scream loud enough, who knows, someone will hear it and eventually come here and save us!" she said before taking a deep breath and released it with another loud shrill scream. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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Two children were passing by the ShinRa Mansion and they just looked at one another. "Probably a cat who got stuck inside," the little boy told his friend.
"Yeah. I heard Miss Lockheart loves cats just like President Rufus." The little boy's friend replied before proceeding to pull their little red wagon with some toy trucks on it.
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"Stop it, stop it!!!! GOD, SCARLET! STOP IT WITH THAT HORRIBLE KYAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Reeve shouted impatiently, imitating the sound of Scarlet's "Kyah". The tension in his tone made her stop and she was panting hard. "Kyah, no!" she snapped.
"Just… just stop it with the Kyah, okay? It's going to drive me crazy already." He told her.
She smiled impishly at him. "Kyahahahahahahahahaha! That's good! I'll drive you crazy and then maybe you'll kill yourself! Yeah, that'd be good… so that one of the most useless men in ShinRa HQ would disperse from this horrible little planet. Then maybe the next man that I'll be driving crazy is Heidegger so that he can join you in the Lifestream! Kyahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Yeah, like you can drive him crazy because he has a laugh that almost sounds just like yours!" he snapped impatiently before turning away. "Besides, if you drive me crazy, I might do something really bad to you because I'll be losing self control… like maybe kill you IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THAT KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THING?!?!?" he growled at her.
It made her stop for a while, just staring at him. With that, she just sniffed and stomped her way out of the room.
Reeve took a deep breath and counted up to ten before he finally exhaled. "Kyah…" he had managed to say, but he covered his mouth in annoyance. "Damn! By the time I get out of this house, I'll really be crazy!" he grunted before taking off his robe and looking at himself in the mirror. "Hmm… must be my goatee and my mustache…" he said with a sly smile on his face as he touched his face, then turned to his chest. "It's not that hairy," he thought. Then, he smacked himself and shook his head in disbelief. "Why am I letting her get into my nerves like this! I've got to remain sane for the next many days if I want to stay alive in this friggin' house!" he thought miserably before going to the bed and plopping down.
After several minutes of just lying down there and staring up at the ceiling, he wondered where Scarlet was going to sleep; but from the back of his mind, he could hear his conscience telling him, "Aw, shut the hell up, Reeve! Stop worrying about that slut! She's sleeping in the cold couch downstairs in the living room!"
But then it was already one in the morning later on, and he wasn't able to sleep at all…