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A/N: This is just gonna be a fun fic for me. Tell me if I should continue this or not .I've gotta write the next chapter of Don't Leave Me so I better finish this fast huh? Lol! Thanks to all the people who review my stories and me! You can email me at tiney_panda@hotmail.com. Thanks for reading!
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Dear Diary,
I guess I should start writing now because I'm supposed to have a page and a half of you done by tomorrow morning nine o'clock sharp! I'm afraid I might get my hair shaved off by that principal of ours if I don't. Of course, I shouldn't be worrying about anybody reading you, but just to let you know I hesitated writing that last bit. No one will read this but me, my teacher will only look for a second at the page and make sure that ink is scribbled on every line. He gave a bunch of us this extra assignment because we missed so much after Saffron died. He only gave it to a couple of us but all the other people in our class have to do a similar assignment. My sis Nabiki has to write one to because she was away but she has a different teacher and is in a different grade. Funny how teachers say they want original material for their students and it gets harder every year and then come up with this. I really want to get a good mark so I'll fill out what I'm thinking unlike some people I know.
See, I've got this fiancé, not much of one at that, that is incredibly secretive so I bet he'll just write 'Ranma' over and over again to fill the page. I heard from a certain someone who will remain nameless that if you write the same word over and over again you start to write what's on your mind without even noticing! Of course my sister Nabiki told me that and in a lapse of sanity I paid her for the information. She said she had information that would change, enlighten and interest me beyond belief! When she told me I didn't in the least bit feel changed, interested or enlightened in any order you prefer. Oops, I forgot to leave her nameless! Oh well, it's her own fault for tricking me.
I guess if I'm going to be writing in this thing you should know a little about the people I live with. My name's Akane Tendo and I live with my sisters Kasumi, Nabiki, my father Soun, Ranma my fiancé and his father Genma. The odd time Happosai comes to stay for a bit with us. He's a perverted guy that's about a thousand and has a fetish for underwear. I'm not going into detail about these people because you'll get to know about them as I write this. Besides, our teacher might read this and some of the things I have to say about Nabiki are not favorable on her part or her criminal record's. I live at our family dojo th Tendo Dojo and Ranma and his dad are n the Anything Goes Martial Arts business. It gets a bit tiresome having so much occur everyday but it's never boring and if it is then it's not a normal day and if it's not a normal day then it's obviously not boring right? It might be confusing but you'll understand later on. I'm beginning to have fun and I'm almost at a page now.
I guess I'll tell you what happened a few months ago. We had this wedding and a few uninvited guests who included Ranma's two other fiancés Ukyo and Shampoo crashed it. There is not enough room in this book to explain these girls to you but I'll sum each up in a sentence or two. Ukyo and Ranma were best friends as kids until Genma ran off with Ranma and Ukyo's family's food cart that was her dowry. I don't mind Ukyo that much but I'm still mad about the wedding. She said sorry to me and I guess that was nice. She is really pretty but she dresses like a guy. She cooks the best okonomiyaki around though. One day I hope she goes national and wins some big prize, she deserves it for all she's gone through. Ranma's other fiancé Shampoo doesn't deserve an eighth of that. She's an Amazon from China and has about as much brains as a box of hair. Anyways, Ranma hasn't been quite the same since. He's been a bit quieter and doesn't make fun of me very much now. I think he's doing pretty well coping with the whole Saffron thing, I'm not ready to explain it but I'll probably be later.
Well, I'm nearing a page and a half now so I guess I'd better stop. I'll write again tomorrow so you won't get bored. Jeez, I'm writing like you're a real person! Does that make me crazy?
Akane Tendo
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Dear Diary,
Jeez, let's try to make me sound more unmanly! I'm suppose to be writing in this thing and why? So I can get in touch with myself? If I'm already my self then how am I supposed to get in touch with someone I already am? Well I ain't taking part in this thing anymore! Besides, he just reads the scribbles on the lines. RanmaRanmaRanmaRANMARANMARANMARaNmArAnMaRaNmAranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranmar anmaranmaranma RanmarAnmaraNmaranMaranmAranmaranma ranmaIranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaAMranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaranmaSOranmaranmaranmaranma ranmaBOREDranmaranmaranmaIranmaranmaranma AranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaMranma ranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaRranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaranmaAranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranma NranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaMranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaranmaAranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaranmaIranmaranmaranmaAMranmaranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaRANMAranmaranmaSAOTOMEranmaranmaranma I'll start writing now but only because I'm starting to be confused to why my name is my name. You notice how that happens? Today was a real boring day at school and it was going pretty good until he popped this at me. How am I supposed to write this? Talking about my feelings to a book I'm not one of those macho all brawn and no brains guy but I've got just as much of a reputation to keep up as the next guy if not more because of my curse. I kinda turn into a girl when I get splashed with cold water but I turn back when it's hot water. I'll get rid of it someday though, some day soon!
This thing is SO stupid! I still don't get why a book would want to know how I feel. I bet Akane's writing up a novel in there. You don't know where I'm talking about but I'm talking about her room. See, she's my fiancé and not much of one at that. Luckily, she doesn't have any other fiancés. I've got two others and its not what all the guys crack it up to be! Ukyo's my best friend though and after the wedding it took some time but I forgave her in the end. I had to, if I didn't have Ucchan's then I wouldn't have a place to escape to when Akane decides to cook for us as a special treat. She's improved a little though because now I only pass out once after eating her food. I told her that as a compliment and you know what I got for complimenting her? A smack with her mallet that's what! Talk about ungrateful! If you want to stop the misery of reading this diary then just gimme a sign and I'll spill a little of her food on you. I bet it'll burn through! Just to let you know I'm laughing right now. Then there's Shampoo, an Amazon from China that has a crazy hag of a great- great-great-grandmother and a guy who turns into a duck the same way I turn into a girl following her. She's not too bright and I'm still mad at her but she pretends the whole thing never happened.
Anyways, it's getting to be a page and a half so thanks for listening! Jeez, I'm writing to you like you're a real guy. Does that make me as nuts as my teacher?
Ja ne,
Ranma Saotome (sorry about the spelling but nobody's checking this right?)
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Dear Diary,
It's me again. Today was another normal day except I've got a ton of homework, you and Ranma to deal with. I've always got Ranma to deal with but now he's peering over my shoulder trying to read you and actually whistling innocently when I glare at him! Actually whistling! I've decided this is a sure sign he's feeling better than he was. It's kind of weird between us now. I mean, how are you supposed to act with a person that killed for you? That doesn't make him a killer and Saffron was reborn but I think he's dealing with too much right now! People always say they'd kill for someone but they usually wouldn't. Hell, I'd kill for a sandwich right now. See? Things like that make all the difference. I wouldn't actually kill for a sandwich but I still say it and write it.
He thinks he's a killer now. He killed someone who was truly evil but he still killed someone and that's what troubles him. I don't think he thought he could do it. I keep avoiding the question but was it for me? Was it because he hurt me or was it simply because Saffron deserved it? I think Saffron deserved it and that scares me a lot. I wouldn't mind his being dead with what he put us through. I didn't think I could actually write that down in here but I'm beginning to trust you. Even though it's only the second entry.
Ranma's writing right now too. Dinner ended and I baked some dessert. The other day he told me that I was doing better because he only passed out once! When I hit him he seemed seriously offended like I had been the one to make fun of hi cooking. Tat was the only time he had made fun of me this week. I hope he's not hurt but he deserves it! He didn't say anything to me for the rest of the night and the next day until he asked me to pass him some food at dinner. I was so surprised that I dropped it in his lap. Everybody got all silent and he just bowed his head and let out a soft,
"Thanks Akane."
It's scary! I'm not used to him not being a jerk and it's annoying me. I've even begun to bait him in hopes of getting some reaction out of him. He doesn't fall for it of just kinda politely smiles and then stares up at the sky. Maybe he's crazy now but it would take a whole lot for my food not to get to him. I'll try feeding him my food and see what he does! I'll tell you how goes. Well, off to bake!
Akane
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Dear Journal,
My teacher asked me today to define a rut and all I could think about was that that was what I was in. I just sat there with my mouth gaping and everybody laughed. I didn't care though. She asked me again and I responded real well.
"Mr. Saotome, define a rut."
"Uhhh . . . (this is where I paused if you didn't already figure that out)"
"Mr. Saotome, what is a rut? I doubt you want to keep the class in."
"A rut is . . . uhhhh . . . a rut is . . . a pothole?"
"A pothole Mr. Saotome?"
(everybody laughed)
"Yeah, a pothole . . .in life. Like you just can't help feeling down all the time. Like ya never know what's actually going on . . . and ya can't escape it."
(everybody went silent)
"Uhh . . . yes Mr. uhhh . . . Saotome . . . yes, that's correct." She was overcome with sadness at this point like I was a beat up puppy or something and I felt so stupid for saying that. I didn't flinch though and I didn't care how everybody was looking at me, I just didn't care.
I guess that's what's wrong with me now, I really don't care what people think. I killed somebody, ended a life and I didn't even care when I was doing it. It doesn't matter that he got reborn, I didn't know that. All I knew was that he deserved it and I needed him to pay for what he did to Akane. That's not the part that scares me though, what scares me is that deep down inside me, even after all that's happened, I'd still do it again. I'd kill him again and not feel bad and what does that make me? A killer, a nutcase, not a normal human being? Nobody deserves to be with a person like that and that's why after I finish high school I'm leaving. Akane'll probably go to college somewhere and where will I be? Traveling from dojo to dojo, getting food for beating people in their own dojos? Wandering off never to be found again? Akane would never do that.
My relationship with her is totally gone now. I can't look at her without wanting to hold her. It's real hard now because I really do need to hold somebody, to talk to someone like I talk to you. Oh, and if anyone is reading this, by the end of this sentence you will be dead. Remember, I'm a killer and if anybody, ANYBODY got their hands on this I'd kill them. Except if it was a girl, I don't hit girls.
Anyway, I don't make fun of her as much anymore because I just don't have the strength. All I can manage is a smile once in a while. Maybe she'll just give up on me like everybody else and I can get on with my life.
Oh yeah, I looked up rut in the dictionary for you,
rut:
n 1: a groove or furrow (especially one in soft earth caused by wheels) 2: a settled and monotonous routine that is hard to escape; "they fell into a conversational rut" [syn: groove] 3: applies to nonhuman mammals: a state or period of heightened sexual arousal and activity [syn: estrus, oestrus, heat] [ant: anestrus] v 1: be in a state of sexual excitement; of male mammals 2: hollow out in the form of a furrow or groove; "furrow soil" [syn: furrow, groove]
Kinda makes you wonder which one she had on her mind doesn't it? Anyways, I'm at a page and a half now.
Ja ne,
Ranma
A/N: Sooo, do you people think I should write more to this or leave it at a one-shot? Please review or I'll forget to write the next chapter! Next chapter (if you think I should make another one) hopefully up soon!
A/N: This is just gonna be a fun fic for me. Tell me if I should continue this or not .I've gotta write the next chapter of Don't Leave Me so I better finish this fast huh? Lol! Thanks to all the people who review my stories and me! You can email me at tiney_panda@hotmail.com. Thanks for reading!
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Dear Diary,
I guess I should start writing now because I'm supposed to have a page and a half of you done by tomorrow morning nine o'clock sharp! I'm afraid I might get my hair shaved off by that principal of ours if I don't. Of course, I shouldn't be worrying about anybody reading you, but just to let you know I hesitated writing that last bit. No one will read this but me, my teacher will only look for a second at the page and make sure that ink is scribbled on every line. He gave a bunch of us this extra assignment because we missed so much after Saffron died. He only gave it to a couple of us but all the other people in our class have to do a similar assignment. My sis Nabiki has to write one to because she was away but she has a different teacher and is in a different grade. Funny how teachers say they want original material for their students and it gets harder every year and then come up with this. I really want to get a good mark so I'll fill out what I'm thinking unlike some people I know.
See, I've got this fiancé, not much of one at that, that is incredibly secretive so I bet he'll just write 'Ranma' over and over again to fill the page. I heard from a certain someone who will remain nameless that if you write the same word over and over again you start to write what's on your mind without even noticing! Of course my sister Nabiki told me that and in a lapse of sanity I paid her for the information. She said she had information that would change, enlighten and interest me beyond belief! When she told me I didn't in the least bit feel changed, interested or enlightened in any order you prefer. Oops, I forgot to leave her nameless! Oh well, it's her own fault for tricking me.
I guess if I'm going to be writing in this thing you should know a little about the people I live with. My name's Akane Tendo and I live with my sisters Kasumi, Nabiki, my father Soun, Ranma my fiancé and his father Genma. The odd time Happosai comes to stay for a bit with us. He's a perverted guy that's about a thousand and has a fetish for underwear. I'm not going into detail about these people because you'll get to know about them as I write this. Besides, our teacher might read this and some of the things I have to say about Nabiki are not favorable on her part or her criminal record's. I live at our family dojo th Tendo Dojo and Ranma and his dad are n the Anything Goes Martial Arts business. It gets a bit tiresome having so much occur everyday but it's never boring and if it is then it's not a normal day and if it's not a normal day then it's obviously not boring right? It might be confusing but you'll understand later on. I'm beginning to have fun and I'm almost at a page now.
I guess I'll tell you what happened a few months ago. We had this wedding and a few uninvited guests who included Ranma's two other fiancés Ukyo and Shampoo crashed it. There is not enough room in this book to explain these girls to you but I'll sum each up in a sentence or two. Ukyo and Ranma were best friends as kids until Genma ran off with Ranma and Ukyo's family's food cart that was her dowry. I don't mind Ukyo that much but I'm still mad about the wedding. She said sorry to me and I guess that was nice. She is really pretty but she dresses like a guy. She cooks the best okonomiyaki around though. One day I hope she goes national and wins some big prize, she deserves it for all she's gone through. Ranma's other fiancé Shampoo doesn't deserve an eighth of that. She's an Amazon from China and has about as much brains as a box of hair. Anyways, Ranma hasn't been quite the same since. He's been a bit quieter and doesn't make fun of me very much now. I think he's doing pretty well coping with the whole Saffron thing, I'm not ready to explain it but I'll probably be later.
Well, I'm nearing a page and a half now so I guess I'd better stop. I'll write again tomorrow so you won't get bored. Jeez, I'm writing like you're a real person! Does that make me crazy?
Akane Tendo
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Dear Diary,
Jeez, let's try to make me sound more unmanly! I'm suppose to be writing in this thing and why? So I can get in touch with myself? If I'm already my self then how am I supposed to get in touch with someone I already am? Well I ain't taking part in this thing anymore! Besides, he just reads the scribbles on the lines. RanmaRanmaRanmaRANMARANMARANMARaNmArAnMaRaNmAranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranmar anmaranmaranma RanmarAnmaraNmaranMaranmAranmaranma ranmaIranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaAMranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaranmaSOranmaranmaranmaranma ranmaBOREDranmaranmaranmaIranmaranmaranma AranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaMranma ranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaRranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaranmaAranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranma NranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaMranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaranmaAranmaranmaranmaranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaranmaIranmaranmaranmaAMranmaranmaranmaranma ranmaranmaRANMAranmaranmaSAOTOMEranmaranmaranma I'll start writing now but only because I'm starting to be confused to why my name is my name. You notice how that happens? Today was a real boring day at school and it was going pretty good until he popped this at me. How am I supposed to write this? Talking about my feelings to a book I'm not one of those macho all brawn and no brains guy but I've got just as much of a reputation to keep up as the next guy if not more because of my curse. I kinda turn into a girl when I get splashed with cold water but I turn back when it's hot water. I'll get rid of it someday though, some day soon!
This thing is SO stupid! I still don't get why a book would want to know how I feel. I bet Akane's writing up a novel in there. You don't know where I'm talking about but I'm talking about her room. See, she's my fiancé and not much of one at that. Luckily, she doesn't have any other fiancés. I've got two others and its not what all the guys crack it up to be! Ukyo's my best friend though and after the wedding it took some time but I forgave her in the end. I had to, if I didn't have Ucchan's then I wouldn't have a place to escape to when Akane decides to cook for us as a special treat. She's improved a little though because now I only pass out once after eating her food. I told her that as a compliment and you know what I got for complimenting her? A smack with her mallet that's what! Talk about ungrateful! If you want to stop the misery of reading this diary then just gimme a sign and I'll spill a little of her food on you. I bet it'll burn through! Just to let you know I'm laughing right now. Then there's Shampoo, an Amazon from China that has a crazy hag of a great- great-great-grandmother and a guy who turns into a duck the same way I turn into a girl following her. She's not too bright and I'm still mad at her but she pretends the whole thing never happened.
Anyways, it's getting to be a page and a half so thanks for listening! Jeez, I'm writing to you like you're a real guy. Does that make me as nuts as my teacher?
Ja ne,
Ranma Saotome (sorry about the spelling but nobody's checking this right?)
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Dear Diary,
It's me again. Today was another normal day except I've got a ton of homework, you and Ranma to deal with. I've always got Ranma to deal with but now he's peering over my shoulder trying to read you and actually whistling innocently when I glare at him! Actually whistling! I've decided this is a sure sign he's feeling better than he was. It's kind of weird between us now. I mean, how are you supposed to act with a person that killed for you? That doesn't make him a killer and Saffron was reborn but I think he's dealing with too much right now! People always say they'd kill for someone but they usually wouldn't. Hell, I'd kill for a sandwich right now. See? Things like that make all the difference. I wouldn't actually kill for a sandwich but I still say it and write it.
He thinks he's a killer now. He killed someone who was truly evil but he still killed someone and that's what troubles him. I don't think he thought he could do it. I keep avoiding the question but was it for me? Was it because he hurt me or was it simply because Saffron deserved it? I think Saffron deserved it and that scares me a lot. I wouldn't mind his being dead with what he put us through. I didn't think I could actually write that down in here but I'm beginning to trust you. Even though it's only the second entry.
Ranma's writing right now too. Dinner ended and I baked some dessert. The other day he told me that I was doing better because he only passed out once! When I hit him he seemed seriously offended like I had been the one to make fun of hi cooking. Tat was the only time he had made fun of me this week. I hope he's not hurt but he deserves it! He didn't say anything to me for the rest of the night and the next day until he asked me to pass him some food at dinner. I was so surprised that I dropped it in his lap. Everybody got all silent and he just bowed his head and let out a soft,
"Thanks Akane."
It's scary! I'm not used to him not being a jerk and it's annoying me. I've even begun to bait him in hopes of getting some reaction out of him. He doesn't fall for it of just kinda politely smiles and then stares up at the sky. Maybe he's crazy now but it would take a whole lot for my food not to get to him. I'll try feeding him my food and see what he does! I'll tell you how goes. Well, off to bake!
Akane
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Dear Journal,
My teacher asked me today to define a rut and all I could think about was that that was what I was in. I just sat there with my mouth gaping and everybody laughed. I didn't care though. She asked me again and I responded real well.
"Mr. Saotome, define a rut."
"Uhhh . . . (this is where I paused if you didn't already figure that out)"
"Mr. Saotome, what is a rut? I doubt you want to keep the class in."
"A rut is . . . uhhhh . . . a rut is . . . a pothole?"
"A pothole Mr. Saotome?"
(everybody laughed)
"Yeah, a pothole . . .in life. Like you just can't help feeling down all the time. Like ya never know what's actually going on . . . and ya can't escape it."
(everybody went silent)
"Uhh . . . yes Mr. uhhh . . . Saotome . . . yes, that's correct." She was overcome with sadness at this point like I was a beat up puppy or something and I felt so stupid for saying that. I didn't flinch though and I didn't care how everybody was looking at me, I just didn't care.
I guess that's what's wrong with me now, I really don't care what people think. I killed somebody, ended a life and I didn't even care when I was doing it. It doesn't matter that he got reborn, I didn't know that. All I knew was that he deserved it and I needed him to pay for what he did to Akane. That's not the part that scares me though, what scares me is that deep down inside me, even after all that's happened, I'd still do it again. I'd kill him again and not feel bad and what does that make me? A killer, a nutcase, not a normal human being? Nobody deserves to be with a person like that and that's why after I finish high school I'm leaving. Akane'll probably go to college somewhere and where will I be? Traveling from dojo to dojo, getting food for beating people in their own dojos? Wandering off never to be found again? Akane would never do that.
My relationship with her is totally gone now. I can't look at her without wanting to hold her. It's real hard now because I really do need to hold somebody, to talk to someone like I talk to you. Oh, and if anyone is reading this, by the end of this sentence you will be dead. Remember, I'm a killer and if anybody, ANYBODY got their hands on this I'd kill them. Except if it was a girl, I don't hit girls.
Anyway, I don't make fun of her as much anymore because I just don't have the strength. All I can manage is a smile once in a while. Maybe she'll just give up on me like everybody else and I can get on with my life.
Oh yeah, I looked up rut in the dictionary for you,
rut:
n 1: a groove or furrow (especially one in soft earth caused by wheels) 2: a settled and monotonous routine that is hard to escape; "they fell into a conversational rut" [syn: groove] 3: applies to nonhuman mammals: a state or period of heightened sexual arousal and activity [syn: estrus, oestrus, heat] [ant: anestrus] v 1: be in a state of sexual excitement; of male mammals 2: hollow out in the form of a furrow or groove; "furrow soil" [syn: furrow, groove]
Kinda makes you wonder which one she had on her mind doesn't it? Anyways, I'm at a page and a half now.
Ja ne,
Ranma
A/N: Sooo, do you people think I should write more to this or leave it at a one-shot? Please review or I'll forget to write the next chapter! Next chapter (if you think I should make another one) hopefully up soon!