Can you guess what this will be about?
Garet: Pointless things that no one cares about?
That's right!
Garet: No, it's not. It's sick and wrong.
Okey day then...
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Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?
Isaac: Hello and welcome to "Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?" the show where everyone's insane and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like how much hair gel Garet uses after the first dozen bottles.
Garet: Why you are talking about my hair gel when you use twice as much?
Isaac: Shut up. You, of all people, should understand how hard it is to make your hair defy the laws of gravity.
Garet: That's my point!
Isaac: Moving on...our guests today are Garet the idiot, Jenna the impossible, Picard the...um...Picard, and Ivan the pointless.
Jenna: The impossible? I'll show you impossible, Isaac!
Picard: I don't get a title thingy?
Garet: A title thingy? You don't even deserve a title thingy after calling it that. Oh, wait...didn't I just...? Nevermind! I was just thinking and that never lasts long.
Ivan: I'm pointless? What does he mean by that?
Jenna: It's so obvious, Ivan. Sheba can do a much better job as a Jupiter Adept, so if she were to take your part in the first game, not to mention second, no one would care.
Ivan: What about all of those fans out there that love me?
Garet: I can count them on my hands. One...two...three...oh, wait...I don't remember what comes after three. Let's see...three...three...three...
Picard: Isaac, you really stink at this game show host job. Even Felix could do it better, and that's saying something.
Jenna: That was my line!
Picard: Oh...um...sorry.
Isaac: Moving on...our first game today is...Switching Hats!
Picard: I have never heard of that game before, and I'm older than all of you combined.
Garet: Ah ha! A clue to your age! Let's see...Jenna and Isaac are seventeen, Ivan is fifteen, and...um...my mom says that I have to attention span of a three year old, so I'll use that...which adds up too...adds up too...adds up too...
Jenna: Can you just move on, Isaac? I don't want to have to sit next to this idiot for longer than I have to.
Ivan: Why don't I have a point?!
Garet: I could help you with that. All we need is a lot of hair gel and we can get your hair to stand up into a very sharp point. It worked for Isaac.
Ivan: Good idea. Let's try it!
Garet: Good...idea...I've never heard those words in the same sentence before if it was concerning something I said. Wow.
Isaac: So...Switching Hats is a game where everybody gets a hat...and then they switch them!
*silence*
Isaac: ...
*silence*
Jenna: ...
*more silence*
All: ...
*even more silence*
Garet: What are we waiting for?
Isaac: It would seem that our sound effects crew forgot how to PUSH THE DANG LAUGH TRACK BUTTON!!!
Alex: Wha? Oh, you mean that big red one?
Isaac: Yes!
Alex: Sorry, man. Felix tipped over his coffee and then it went, like, ka-bang.
Picard: I can't tell if he's trying to sound like a surfer or a stoner.
Garet: There's a difference?
Isaac: All right, then. Now that we are without sound effects, we'll have to play that game instead.
Jenna: Sound Effects? That sounds like the stupidest game ever. There is no way in Wayward that you're getting me to play that game.
Isaac: That's good, because Picard and Ivan will be playing it.
Garet: There is no point to a game unless I'm in it. It has even less of a point if Ivan is in it.
Ivan: *sobbing* I'm pointless...WAHHH!!!
Picard: *amazed* He can cry more than a Mercury Adept. Now, that, is an achievement.
Garet: *blink*
Jenna: *blink*
Isaac: *blink*
Ivan: *sob*
Garet: That wasn't funny.
Isaac: Agreed.
Garet: It's about time you started agreeing with me, Isaac!
Isaac: Wow...déjà vu.
Picard: Um...sorry. Weren't we going to play a game?
Isaac: Yes! And now to play Sound Effects!
Mia: Sorry, Isaac, we're out of time. We're about to roll the credits. Do you guys want to do a dance or something?
Isaac: Um...sure. What kind of dance?
Mia: *shrug* Sorry, I'm not a choreographer. Just do something.
Garet: Oh! I know! I'll twirl around five times and then I'll burn whatever I stop in front of! That always gets a laugh!
Mia: Actually, it won't. The laugh track is broken, remember?
Garet: How does that make a difference...hey! Oh, wait...I lost my train of thought again.
Jenna: Just do it already!
Garet: *twirls around five times and stops in front of Ivan* Hey, pointless boy. Looks like you won't be making an appearance on the next show.
Ivan: Oh...crap...
Garet: Burn! BURN! BURRRRRRRRRRRRN!
Ivan: *well done*
Isaac: And that's our show! Goodnight everybody!
Mia: Um...Isaac...this show is filmed at 8 in the morning.
Isaac: Goodnight everybody!
Mia: Right...
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Garet: That was...interesting
Indeed! Review!
Garet: Pointless things that no one cares about?
That's right!
Garet: No, it's not. It's sick and wrong.
Okey day then...
***
Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?
Isaac: Hello and welcome to "Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?" the show where everyone's insane and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like how much hair gel Garet uses after the first dozen bottles.
Garet: Why you are talking about my hair gel when you use twice as much?
Isaac: Shut up. You, of all people, should understand how hard it is to make your hair defy the laws of gravity.
Garet: That's my point!
Isaac: Moving on...our guests today are Garet the idiot, Jenna the impossible, Picard the...um...Picard, and Ivan the pointless.
Jenna: The impossible? I'll show you impossible, Isaac!
Picard: I don't get a title thingy?
Garet: A title thingy? You don't even deserve a title thingy after calling it that. Oh, wait...didn't I just...? Nevermind! I was just thinking and that never lasts long.
Ivan: I'm pointless? What does he mean by that?
Jenna: It's so obvious, Ivan. Sheba can do a much better job as a Jupiter Adept, so if she were to take your part in the first game, not to mention second, no one would care.
Ivan: What about all of those fans out there that love me?
Garet: I can count them on my hands. One...two...three...oh, wait...I don't remember what comes after three. Let's see...three...three...three...
Picard: Isaac, you really stink at this game show host job. Even Felix could do it better, and that's saying something.
Jenna: That was my line!
Picard: Oh...um...sorry.
Isaac: Moving on...our first game today is...Switching Hats!
Picard: I have never heard of that game before, and I'm older than all of you combined.
Garet: Ah ha! A clue to your age! Let's see...Jenna and Isaac are seventeen, Ivan is fifteen, and...um...my mom says that I have to attention span of a three year old, so I'll use that...which adds up too...adds up too...adds up too...
Jenna: Can you just move on, Isaac? I don't want to have to sit next to this idiot for longer than I have to.
Ivan: Why don't I have a point?!
Garet: I could help you with that. All we need is a lot of hair gel and we can get your hair to stand up into a very sharp point. It worked for Isaac.
Ivan: Good idea. Let's try it!
Garet: Good...idea...I've never heard those words in the same sentence before if it was concerning something I said. Wow.
Isaac: So...Switching Hats is a game where everybody gets a hat...and then they switch them!
*silence*
Isaac: ...
*silence*
Jenna: ...
*more silence*
All: ...
*even more silence*
Garet: What are we waiting for?
Isaac: It would seem that our sound effects crew forgot how to PUSH THE DANG LAUGH TRACK BUTTON!!!
Alex: Wha? Oh, you mean that big red one?
Isaac: Yes!
Alex: Sorry, man. Felix tipped over his coffee and then it went, like, ka-bang.
Picard: I can't tell if he's trying to sound like a surfer or a stoner.
Garet: There's a difference?
Isaac: All right, then. Now that we are without sound effects, we'll have to play that game instead.
Jenna: Sound Effects? That sounds like the stupidest game ever. There is no way in Wayward that you're getting me to play that game.
Isaac: That's good, because Picard and Ivan will be playing it.
Garet: There is no point to a game unless I'm in it. It has even less of a point if Ivan is in it.
Ivan: *sobbing* I'm pointless...WAHHH!!!
Picard: *amazed* He can cry more than a Mercury Adept. Now, that, is an achievement.
Garet: *blink*
Jenna: *blink*
Isaac: *blink*
Ivan: *sob*
Garet: That wasn't funny.
Isaac: Agreed.
Garet: It's about time you started agreeing with me, Isaac!
Isaac: Wow...déjà vu.
Picard: Um...sorry. Weren't we going to play a game?
Isaac: Yes! And now to play Sound Effects!
Mia: Sorry, Isaac, we're out of time. We're about to roll the credits. Do you guys want to do a dance or something?
Isaac: Um...sure. What kind of dance?
Mia: *shrug* Sorry, I'm not a choreographer. Just do something.
Garet: Oh! I know! I'll twirl around five times and then I'll burn whatever I stop in front of! That always gets a laugh!
Mia: Actually, it won't. The laugh track is broken, remember?
Garet: How does that make a difference...hey! Oh, wait...I lost my train of thought again.
Jenna: Just do it already!
Garet: *twirls around five times and stops in front of Ivan* Hey, pointless boy. Looks like you won't be making an appearance on the next show.
Ivan: Oh...crap...
Garet: Burn! BURN! BURRRRRRRRRRRRN!
Ivan: *well done*
Isaac: And that's our show! Goodnight everybody!
Mia: Um...Isaac...this show is filmed at 8 in the morning.
Isaac: Goodnight everybody!
Mia: Right...
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Garet: That was...interesting
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