GuseBat, I'm sorry that there shall be no penguins in this chapter.
Garet: *looking pathetic* No penguins?
I'm quite sad that I didn't include penguins, though. If I had, I would've gotten a cookie.
Garet: *looking really pathetic* No cookies?
*Pats Garet on the head* It's alright. I've got tons of candy left over from Girl's Camp.
Garet: *brightens considerably* Food?!
I'll even let you have my Big Hunk, cuz I can't eat them with my braces.
Garet: But you don't follow the other rules about what you can't eat with braces. Why follow this one when it wrenches your heart to do so?
You just wont understand until you get braces, too.
Garet: Right...can we just get the story over with, now?
Sure thing!
***
Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?
Felix: Alright! Isaac stunk so much at being the host, that I get the job!
Mia: You know you're pathetic when you're second to Isaac.
Isaac: Hey! I don't think that Mudshippers out there appreciate that comment, Naomi!
Mia: I don't appreciate you speaking at all. This is why I play Golden Sun 1, where your only comment is "!!!"
Naomi: * Standing back stage by her laptop, trying to look innocent. *
Felix: Hey! No talking! This is my show!
Mia: Just go. In five...four...three...two...*mouths the word 'one'*
Felix: Hello and welcome to "Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?" the show where everyone's insane and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like how much Kraden knows. *pauses for laugh track (which actually works this time) to finish* On tonight's show, we have Garet the brave, Picard the charmer, Jenna the most appreciated person in the world, and Sheba the feminist!
Picard: ...I didn't know you thought of me that way, Felix.
Felix: Wha?! I didn't write that title! I didn't write Garet's either.
Jenna: Who did, then?
Orchid and Naomi: *hiding behind a desk, cackling evilly as they write things on Naomi's laptop*
Felix: Anyway...today, we'll start with a game called Weird Random Couple's Song, which will be played by Picard and Jenna. In this song, they will be expressing their "true love" for each other.
Picard and Jenna: *blink* ...Eww! That's gross!
Felix: That's right, it is. And Picard, if you touch her...*grasps his glass of water and squeezes until it breaks*
Picard: Point taken.
Felix: Good. And now, for Picard and Jenna's Weird Random Couple's Song! Does anyone have a suggestion for the style?
Jenna: Rock!
Picard: Um...classical?
Mia: Opera!
Felix: Opera style it is, then!
* Picard and Jenna take their places on the stage. Picard looks more than a bit frightened and Jenna is glaring angrily at the world. *
Picard: *whispering* I just remembered that I don't know how to sing.
Jenna: *stands on his foot* You better know how to sing. If you don't know how to sing, I'll have to sing by myself. Now sing, dang it!
Picard: *singing a off-key kind of opera* Oh, Jenna! I bet no one has ever considered us a couple before!
Jenna: *also singing opera, but doing a considerably better job than Picard* At least not in the fics I've read! "Why not?" I ask.
Picard: *still singing* I don't know! We are the best couple I've ever heard of!
Jenna: We are?
Picard: Jenna, you're supposed to sing!
Jenna: Fine. *singing* I never knew you felt that way before.
Picard: *singing, unfortunately* No, I really don't! I'm just saying that for the song!
Jenna: *singing...my, that's getting boring to say* Don't you think I make any couple perfect?
Picard: *still singing* No!
Jenna: WHAT!!! Felix!
Felix: Oh, Picard, you are dead! No one insults my little sis!
Picard: Oh, crap.
Mia: Guys, we can't have any violence!
Felix: *Holding his fist inches from Picards face* Why not?
Mia: It takes to much time away from the games that we're supposed to be doing.
Felix: Too bad. *Proceeds to beat everyone's favorite Lemarian to a bloody pulp*
Sheba: When am I going to get some lines?
Garet: Me too! I'm tried of being quiet!
Jenna: Not yet. Watching my older brother bet on Picard is too much fun.
Felix: *holding Picard in an headlock and giving him a noogie* Say "my name is Piers!"
Picard: No! Never!
Felix: Say it!
Picard: No! Stop messing up my hair!
Felix: Say it or die!
Picard: I refuse!
Felix: Say it or I'll put you in water filled with rubber duckies!
Picard: 0_0 NOOOOO!!! Not the rubber duckies!
Felix: Then say it!
Picard: *sob* My name is Piers.
Felix: Bwahahaha!!!
Sheba: That wasn't very nice. You know that Picard has a mortal fear of rubber duckies.
Mia: o_O How did that come to pass?
Jenna: *trying to look innocent* It wasn't my fault.
Garet: *shouting* WHEN AM I GETTING SOME LINES?
Felix: Any second now. The next game is Random Words, and everyone gets to play that.
Garet: Yes!
Sheba: Has anyone, besides me, noticed that these games aren't fun?
Mia: Shut up! We can have people realize that!
Sheba: Fine than. So how do we play Random Words?
Felix: Everyone says random words that having nothing to do with what the last person said.
Sheba: That sounds boring.
Felix: It is! Now, you start, Garet.
Garet: Okay! Food!
Sheba: Wind.
Picard: ...Duckies...
Jenna: Burning.
Garet: Food!
Sheba: Wind.
Picard: ...Duckies...
Jenna: Burning.
Garet: Food!
Sheba: Wind.
Picard: ...Duckies...
Jenna: Burning.
Felix: *rings his little bell thing* Alright, that's all for now, because obviously our contestants have one-track minds. Goodnight, everybody!
Garet: Food!
***
Sorry again about the lack of penguins, GuseBat. I'll put some in the next chapter, I promise.
Garet: Good thing. I don't care.
Garet: *looking pathetic* No penguins?
I'm quite sad that I didn't include penguins, though. If I had, I would've gotten a cookie.
Garet: *looking really pathetic* No cookies?
*Pats Garet on the head* It's alright. I've got tons of candy left over from Girl's Camp.
Garet: *brightens considerably* Food?!
I'll even let you have my Big Hunk, cuz I can't eat them with my braces.
Garet: But you don't follow the other rules about what you can't eat with braces. Why follow this one when it wrenches your heart to do so?
You just wont understand until you get braces, too.
Garet: Right...can we just get the story over with, now?
Sure thing!
***
Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?
Felix: Alright! Isaac stunk so much at being the host, that I get the job!
Mia: You know you're pathetic when you're second to Isaac.
Isaac: Hey! I don't think that Mudshippers out there appreciate that comment, Naomi!
Mia: I don't appreciate you speaking at all. This is why I play Golden Sun 1, where your only comment is "!!!"
Naomi: * Standing back stage by her laptop, trying to look innocent. *
Felix: Hey! No talking! This is my show!
Mia: Just go. In five...four...three...two...*mouths the word 'one'*
Felix: Hello and welcome to "Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?" the show where everyone's insane and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like how much Kraden knows. *pauses for laugh track (which actually works this time) to finish* On tonight's show, we have Garet the brave, Picard the charmer, Jenna the most appreciated person in the world, and Sheba the feminist!
Picard: ...I didn't know you thought of me that way, Felix.
Felix: Wha?! I didn't write that title! I didn't write Garet's either.
Jenna: Who did, then?
Orchid and Naomi: *hiding behind a desk, cackling evilly as they write things on Naomi's laptop*
Felix: Anyway...today, we'll start with a game called Weird Random Couple's Song, which will be played by Picard and Jenna. In this song, they will be expressing their "true love" for each other.
Picard and Jenna: *blink* ...Eww! That's gross!
Felix: That's right, it is. And Picard, if you touch her...*grasps his glass of water and squeezes until it breaks*
Picard: Point taken.
Felix: Good. And now, for Picard and Jenna's Weird Random Couple's Song! Does anyone have a suggestion for the style?
Jenna: Rock!
Picard: Um...classical?
Mia: Opera!
Felix: Opera style it is, then!
* Picard and Jenna take their places on the stage. Picard looks more than a bit frightened and Jenna is glaring angrily at the world. *
Picard: *whispering* I just remembered that I don't know how to sing.
Jenna: *stands on his foot* You better know how to sing. If you don't know how to sing, I'll have to sing by myself. Now sing, dang it!
Picard: *singing a off-key kind of opera* Oh, Jenna! I bet no one has ever considered us a couple before!
Jenna: *also singing opera, but doing a considerably better job than Picard* At least not in the fics I've read! "Why not?" I ask.
Picard: *still singing* I don't know! We are the best couple I've ever heard of!
Jenna: We are?
Picard: Jenna, you're supposed to sing!
Jenna: Fine. *singing* I never knew you felt that way before.
Picard: *singing, unfortunately* No, I really don't! I'm just saying that for the song!
Jenna: *singing...my, that's getting boring to say* Don't you think I make any couple perfect?
Picard: *still singing* No!
Jenna: WHAT!!! Felix!
Felix: Oh, Picard, you are dead! No one insults my little sis!
Picard: Oh, crap.
Mia: Guys, we can't have any violence!
Felix: *Holding his fist inches from Picards face* Why not?
Mia: It takes to much time away from the games that we're supposed to be doing.
Felix: Too bad. *Proceeds to beat everyone's favorite Lemarian to a bloody pulp*
Sheba: When am I going to get some lines?
Garet: Me too! I'm tried of being quiet!
Jenna: Not yet. Watching my older brother bet on Picard is too much fun.
Felix: *holding Picard in an headlock and giving him a noogie* Say "my name is Piers!"
Picard: No! Never!
Felix: Say it!
Picard: No! Stop messing up my hair!
Felix: Say it or die!
Picard: I refuse!
Felix: Say it or I'll put you in water filled with rubber duckies!
Picard: 0_0 NOOOOO!!! Not the rubber duckies!
Felix: Then say it!
Picard: *sob* My name is Piers.
Felix: Bwahahaha!!!
Sheba: That wasn't very nice. You know that Picard has a mortal fear of rubber duckies.
Mia: o_O How did that come to pass?
Jenna: *trying to look innocent* It wasn't my fault.
Garet: *shouting* WHEN AM I GETTING SOME LINES?
Felix: Any second now. The next game is Random Words, and everyone gets to play that.
Garet: Yes!
Sheba: Has anyone, besides me, noticed that these games aren't fun?
Mia: Shut up! We can have people realize that!
Sheba: Fine than. So how do we play Random Words?
Felix: Everyone says random words that having nothing to do with what the last person said.
Sheba: That sounds boring.
Felix: It is! Now, you start, Garet.
Garet: Okay! Food!
Sheba: Wind.
Picard: ...Duckies...
Jenna: Burning.
Garet: Food!
Sheba: Wind.
Picard: ...Duckies...
Jenna: Burning.
Garet: Food!
Sheba: Wind.
Picard: ...Duckies...
Jenna: Burning.
Felix: *rings his little bell thing* Alright, that's all for now, because obviously our contestants have one-track minds. Goodnight, everybody!
Garet: Food!
***
Sorry again about the lack of penguins, GuseBat. I'll put some in the next chapter, I promise.
Garet: Good thing. I don't care.