Are you ready to rumble?!!!!
Garet: Did you go to a hockey game again?
You know, I don't think they've said that at any of the hockey games I've been to.
Garet: Okay...
GO GRIZZLES! SMASH 'EM!
Garet: Your dad has the weirdest ideas for Daddy/Daughter time.
You know it!
***
Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?
Felix: Hello and welcome to "Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?" the show where everyone is insane and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like Ivan and Hsu! They just don't matter.
Ivan: *now fully recovered from Garet's pyroness in the first chapter* FBM! Felix is being mean to me!
FBM: Felix! You're dead!
Felix: I feel so threatened. There are, like, three of you and I'm a level who-knows-what Venus Adept. What can you do that would scare me?
Jenna: Besides, you have a stupid name. Fans of a Blond Midget? What group of idiots would worship a blond midget?
FBM: Us!
Jenna: *smacks her forehead* I see that.
Mia: Alright, FBM, you have to go away so that Naomi can get on with this fic.
FBM: Where is Naomi? We will destroy her! She makes fun of Ivan!
Jenna: You must ask yourselves, who doesn't make fun of Ivan?
FBM: Us!
Garet: I find your very existence hilarious.
FBM: Ivan ROCKS!!! Destroy Naomi!
Naomi: *hiding on desert island as she uploads stories onto Fanfiction.net* Ho-hum...
Felix: Okay, getting back to the game. On tonight's show, we have Garet-cow, Jenna-horse, Sheba-bee, and Picard-dog!
Garet-cow: Moo...why is Naomi incorporating a pointless fic that was never posted so no one knows about it into this fic?
Sheba-bee: Because she doesn't have anything better to do. I think it's really stupid since no one but Naomi, and most possibly Orchid, will get a laugh out of it. I hope Naomi is prepared to get thoroughly flamed for that. I should say, though, that Felix should be an animal, too, if we have to be.
Naomi: On it! Let's all welcome Felix-frog!
Felix-frog: Rib-bit. All righty, then. For our first game we have a special guest joining us.
The Evil Penguin from Wallace and Grommet: *blink* *blink*
Jenna-horse: Ack! That evil creature! Get it out of here!
TEPfWaG: *blink* *blink*
Picard-dog: What idiotic game could we be playing with an evil penguin?
Mia: That's not everybody who's coming, though!
Felix-frog: Wha?
Garet-cow: Uh-oh...
The Two Penguins from Golden Sun 2 that were so Sadly Apart: *burst through the doors holding hands...er...fins? Wings? What would you call them, anyway?*
Garet-cow: Wow! Penguins! Naomi gets a cookie now!
Naomi: *munches happily on a cookie* Nummy!
Felix-frog: Just be glad that there aren't anymore penguins...
Mia: Well...erm...you need to read the script better.
Felix-frog: There's a script? I thought this show was supposed to be improv!
Picard-dog: *squinting at his script* No--thing--is--im...provised?--anymore...Felix...frog? What sort of a line is that?
Sheba-bee: Aren't we supposed to be playing a game?
Jenna-horse: All of our games are really boring, though. Why would you want to play one?
Sheba-bee: Because we have nothing better to do.
Garet-cow: What about more penguins?
*The doors burst open again and Alex rushes in*
Alex: Penguins! Penguiiiiiiiiiiins in the dungeon! Thought you'd like to know. *faints on the spot*
Jenna-horse: Someone felt like making fun of Harry Potter.
Naomi: *attempts to look innocent*
Garet-cow: We have a dungeon?
*There is a loud sound quite similar to thunder and hundreds of penguins rush in, trampling Alex*
Felix-frog: Oh, good fun! No more Alex!
Mia: We're running out of time, guys. Can we do something with a point?
Isaac: *appears randomly* Naomi is the coolest fiend in the world, therefore she can write stories without a point if she wants.
Sheba-bee: Someone was paid to say that line.
Isaac: *shrugs* Naomi pays better than Garet. She pays on time, too. *glares at Garet*
Garet-cow: *attempts to look innocent but fails miserably* I would pay on time, but my sister steals my money for shopping sprees.
Garet's sister: *appears just as randomly as Isaac* Shut up, Garet. *smacks Garet-cow upside the head* Take that.
Garet-cow: MOOOO!!!
Isaac: I just realized that cows are female. Garet's a girl! Bwahaha!
Garet-cow: *miraculously grows horns in five seconds* MOOOO! *stabs at Isaac with his miracle horns*
Isaac: *dodges by a few inches* Ah! Mia, tell him that you don't allow violence on this show!
Felix-frog: Oh, please don't! This is too much fun.
Mia: Agreed.
Jenna-horse: I'm not going to point out the fact that we didn't even attempt to play any games today.
Sheba-bee: I concur. I must ask, though, why Naomi continues to write this if she never does anything in it.
Naomi: I get a laugh out of it. Kudos for me!
Felix-frog: Goodnight everybody!
Garet: Did you go to a hockey game again?
You know, I don't think they've said that at any of the hockey games I've been to.
Garet: Okay...
GO GRIZZLES! SMASH 'EM!
Garet: Your dad has the weirdest ideas for Daddy/Daughter time.
You know it!
***
Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?
Felix: Hello and welcome to "Who's Psyenergy is it Anyway?" the show where everyone is insane and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like Ivan and Hsu! They just don't matter.
Ivan: *now fully recovered from Garet's pyroness in the first chapter* FBM! Felix is being mean to me!
FBM: Felix! You're dead!
Felix: I feel so threatened. There are, like, three of you and I'm a level who-knows-what Venus Adept. What can you do that would scare me?
Jenna: Besides, you have a stupid name. Fans of a Blond Midget? What group of idiots would worship a blond midget?
FBM: Us!
Jenna: *smacks her forehead* I see that.
Mia: Alright, FBM, you have to go away so that Naomi can get on with this fic.
FBM: Where is Naomi? We will destroy her! She makes fun of Ivan!
Jenna: You must ask yourselves, who doesn't make fun of Ivan?
FBM: Us!
Garet: I find your very existence hilarious.
FBM: Ivan ROCKS!!! Destroy Naomi!
Naomi: *hiding on desert island as she uploads stories onto Fanfiction.net* Ho-hum...
Felix: Okay, getting back to the game. On tonight's show, we have Garet-cow, Jenna-horse, Sheba-bee, and Picard-dog!
Garet-cow: Moo...why is Naomi incorporating a pointless fic that was never posted so no one knows about it into this fic?
Sheba-bee: Because she doesn't have anything better to do. I think it's really stupid since no one but Naomi, and most possibly Orchid, will get a laugh out of it. I hope Naomi is prepared to get thoroughly flamed for that. I should say, though, that Felix should be an animal, too, if we have to be.
Naomi: On it! Let's all welcome Felix-frog!
Felix-frog: Rib-bit. All righty, then. For our first game we have a special guest joining us.
The Evil Penguin from Wallace and Grommet: *blink* *blink*
Jenna-horse: Ack! That evil creature! Get it out of here!
TEPfWaG: *blink* *blink*
Picard-dog: What idiotic game could we be playing with an evil penguin?
Mia: That's not everybody who's coming, though!
Felix-frog: Wha?
Garet-cow: Uh-oh...
The Two Penguins from Golden Sun 2 that were so Sadly Apart: *burst through the doors holding hands...er...fins? Wings? What would you call them, anyway?*
Garet-cow: Wow! Penguins! Naomi gets a cookie now!
Naomi: *munches happily on a cookie* Nummy!
Felix-frog: Just be glad that there aren't anymore penguins...
Mia: Well...erm...you need to read the script better.
Felix-frog: There's a script? I thought this show was supposed to be improv!
Picard-dog: *squinting at his script* No--thing--is--im...provised?--anymore...Felix...frog? What sort of a line is that?
Sheba-bee: Aren't we supposed to be playing a game?
Jenna-horse: All of our games are really boring, though. Why would you want to play one?
Sheba-bee: Because we have nothing better to do.
Garet-cow: What about more penguins?
*The doors burst open again and Alex rushes in*
Alex: Penguins! Penguiiiiiiiiiiins in the dungeon! Thought you'd like to know. *faints on the spot*
Jenna-horse: Someone felt like making fun of Harry Potter.
Naomi: *attempts to look innocent*
Garet-cow: We have a dungeon?
*There is a loud sound quite similar to thunder and hundreds of penguins rush in, trampling Alex*
Felix-frog: Oh, good fun! No more Alex!
Mia: We're running out of time, guys. Can we do something with a point?
Isaac: *appears randomly* Naomi is the coolest fiend in the world, therefore she can write stories without a point if she wants.
Sheba-bee: Someone was paid to say that line.
Isaac: *shrugs* Naomi pays better than Garet. She pays on time, too. *glares at Garet*
Garet-cow: *attempts to look innocent but fails miserably* I would pay on time, but my sister steals my money for shopping sprees.
Garet's sister: *appears just as randomly as Isaac* Shut up, Garet. *smacks Garet-cow upside the head* Take that.
Garet-cow: MOOOO!!!
Isaac: I just realized that cows are female. Garet's a girl! Bwahaha!
Garet-cow: *miraculously grows horns in five seconds* MOOOO! *stabs at Isaac with his miracle horns*
Isaac: *dodges by a few inches* Ah! Mia, tell him that you don't allow violence on this show!
Felix-frog: Oh, please don't! This is too much fun.
Mia: Agreed.
Jenna-horse: I'm not going to point out the fact that we didn't even attempt to play any games today.
Sheba-bee: I concur. I must ask, though, why Naomi continues to write this if she never does anything in it.
Naomi: I get a laugh out of it. Kudos for me!
Felix-frog: Goodnight everybody!