Chapter 3
SB: Oh my gosh.
P: Who else gets these emails
Fish on TV: We interrupt this question to answer everyone
gets these emails. SB: How convenient
P: According to the book just press the "Report Spam"
button at the bottom of your screen.
But you can't select all the emails at once.
SB: I see
(One hour later)
P: What's a septic tank?
SB: HUH?
P: I says "Clean your septic tank for less"
SB: don't know
P: Now it says, "Play the online casino"
SB: Just press "Report Spam"
P: Here is "Bring down your mortgage rates"
SB: I think we should get coldmail.
P: Not hotmail?
SB: What's that?
P: Don't know
SB: What about Microhard?
P: I heard Bill Fence makes that and he's a millionaire.
SB: Oh
P: Forget the email
SB: Lets go to www.match.sea
P: Oh look.
P: Squidward has an account
SB: squid, bald, works at Krusty Krab, Cashier, lives in
head.
SB: Let's im him
(Instant Message Log)
SB: Hi squid
SW: I have to see you at work do I need to talk to you
know?
SB: yup
SW: (sigh)
SB: I just set up my Coral XP with the DVD and the
printer, scanner, copier and fax + cords speakers,
microphone, (1 hour later) and free toaster. SW: I see SB: so I see your on www.match.sea SW: I'm trying to meet a little girlie squid SB: oh SB: gtg set up my toaster (Pat in background) P: HEY! THAT'S MINE!! SB: Bye!
gets these emails. SB: How convenient
P: According to the book just press the "Report Spam"
button at the bottom of your screen.
But you can't select all the emails at once.
SB: I see
(One hour later)
P: What's a septic tank?
SB: HUH?
P: I says "Clean your septic tank for less"
SB: don't know
P: Now it says, "Play the online casino"
SB: Just press "Report Spam"
P: Here is "Bring down your mortgage rates"
SB: I think we should get coldmail.
P: Not hotmail?
SB: What's that?
P: Don't know
SB: What about Microhard?
P: I heard Bill Fence makes that and he's a millionaire.
SB: Oh
P: Forget the email
SB: Lets go to www.match.sea
P: Oh look.
P: Squidward has an account
SB: squid, bald, works at Krusty Krab, Cashier, lives in
head.
SB: Let's im him
(Instant Message Log)
SB: Hi squid
SW: I have to see you at work do I need to talk to you
know?
SB: yup
SW: (sigh)
SB: I just set up my Coral XP with the DVD and the
printer, scanner, copier and fax + cords speakers,
microphone, (1 hour later) and free toaster. SW: I see SB: so I see your on www.match.sea SW: I'm trying to meet a little girlie squid SB: oh SB: gtg set up my toaster (Pat in background) P: HEY! THAT'S MINE!! SB: Bye!