Kenshin Dies
by Dr. John Ragbrain
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am still eating a popsicle! You may also note that one of the characters introduced in this chapter is named "Evilman," a name which may be familiar to readers of my Xenogears story titled "Evilman's Revenge!" I believe that the usage of such a character is a great literary technique which will cause people to think that I am a man who is inclined to use literary techniques which are great! Such people would not be mistaken, as I am indeed such a man!
Chapter 2: The Death of Yahiko
Yahiko had been knocked to the ground due to Sanosuke's attack which was extremely powerful due to the fact that Sanosuke is a very powerful man! Yahiko tried to stand up, but Sanosuke suddenly began punching him repeatedly because Sanosuke hated Yahiko! Yahiko cried out in a manner suggestive of death! Then he died and fell prostrate onto the ground! Kaoru was angered by this, but she was not intelligent enough to do anything!
Sanosuke laughed in a jolly way because he found it very humorous that he had killed Kenshin and then Yahiko! He knew that anyone who would throw bombs at everyone must be put to justice quickly, and he had dealt plenty of justice on this occasion! Although Yahiko had not directly contributed to the throwing of bombs, he had clearly expressed anger at the death of Kenshin, causing Sanosuke to believe that Yahiko had plans to throw bombs as well!
Suddenly he realized that Kaoru seemed very dismayed by both of their deaths, proving her to be another of the vile bomb-throwing conspirators! He began advancing toward her in a manner implying that he wished to attack and kill her! However, at that very moment, a bomb narrowly missed Sanosuke's head and hit the Kamiya Kasshin Dojo, causing it to explode violently into small fragments! Kaoru stared at the remains of the building with an aggrieved expression! This was because she was suffering great grief due to the destruction of the dojo!
Sanosuke turned around to see an evil-looking man with a cross-shaped scar on his leg! The man laughed in a manner suggesting that he was evil! Sanosuke was not surprised by the manner of this laugh, as he had already guessed that the man was evil upon noticing that the man was evil-looking! Sanosuke slowly thought about the fact that people who are evil-looking often turn out to be evil! However, he did not have much time to think about this before the man began shouting!
The man shouted that he was very evil, which was not a surprise to Sanosuke because he had already noticed that the man was very evil-looking, and also that the man had laughed in a manner suggesting that he was evil! Sanosuke still felt somewhat reassured by the man's own admission of being evil. The man also shouted that his name was Evilman! Sanosuke shouted that this was a very fitting name for such an evil man.
TO BE CONTINUED...
by Dr. John Ragbrain
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am still eating a popsicle! You may also note that one of the characters introduced in this chapter is named "Evilman," a name which may be familiar to readers of my Xenogears story titled "Evilman's Revenge!" I believe that the usage of such a character is a great literary technique which will cause people to think that I am a man who is inclined to use literary techniques which are great! Such people would not be mistaken, as I am indeed such a man!
Chapter 2: The Death of Yahiko
Yahiko had been knocked to the ground due to Sanosuke's attack which was extremely powerful due to the fact that Sanosuke is a very powerful man! Yahiko tried to stand up, but Sanosuke suddenly began punching him repeatedly because Sanosuke hated Yahiko! Yahiko cried out in a manner suggestive of death! Then he died and fell prostrate onto the ground! Kaoru was angered by this, but she was not intelligent enough to do anything!
Sanosuke laughed in a jolly way because he found it very humorous that he had killed Kenshin and then Yahiko! He knew that anyone who would throw bombs at everyone must be put to justice quickly, and he had dealt plenty of justice on this occasion! Although Yahiko had not directly contributed to the throwing of bombs, he had clearly expressed anger at the death of Kenshin, causing Sanosuke to believe that Yahiko had plans to throw bombs as well!
Suddenly he realized that Kaoru seemed very dismayed by both of their deaths, proving her to be another of the vile bomb-throwing conspirators! He began advancing toward her in a manner implying that he wished to attack and kill her! However, at that very moment, a bomb narrowly missed Sanosuke's head and hit the Kamiya Kasshin Dojo, causing it to explode violently into small fragments! Kaoru stared at the remains of the building with an aggrieved expression! This was because she was suffering great grief due to the destruction of the dojo!
Sanosuke turned around to see an evil-looking man with a cross-shaped scar on his leg! The man laughed in a manner suggesting that he was evil! Sanosuke was not surprised by the manner of this laugh, as he had already guessed that the man was evil upon noticing that the man was evil-looking! Sanosuke slowly thought about the fact that people who are evil-looking often turn out to be evil! However, he did not have much time to think about this before the man began shouting!
The man shouted that he was very evil, which was not a surprise to Sanosuke because he had already noticed that the man was very evil-looking, and also that the man had laughed in a manner suggesting that he was evil! Sanosuke still felt somewhat reassured by the man's own admission of being evil. The man also shouted that his name was Evilman! Sanosuke shouted that this was a very fitting name for such an evil man.
TO BE CONTINUED...