You wanna see disclaimers... well they are in the first chapter. I warn you again this story is CRAZY!!!
Here we go again!
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Now the last time we left our friends Strider was weird, Gandalf was having a tantrum, and there was a big hole in the ground.
Gandalf, who is on the ground says to Strider, "Hey what's up!?"
Strider, who hangs onto the edge, says, "um...I'm just hangin', how 'bout you?"
Gandalf in shock says, "Haven't you fallen yet!?!?!!!"
"No. Not really."
Gandalf puts his hand on his forehead, "Oh woe is me!" Well, that was enough of that because he starts to stomp on striders hands. One of Striders hands slipped. "Haha!" Gandalf says in triumphant.
"Ahh! my other hand is slipping! Gandalf!!!!!"
Gandalf decides to make a deal with Strider, "Will you stop wobbling!!!?"
Strider gives him a look and says, "WOBBLE!!" and then he falls.
Gandalf who is not disturbed by this starts to walk away and say, "Good riddens!!" he takes THE ring out of his pocket and says, "Now the ring is all mine!" All of a sudden the ring jumps out of his hands and goes near the hole, "What no! Don't go down the hole!!!
Gandalf dives for it and he falls down the hole, "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!"
THE ring speaks, "Ha! No I will take over the world!!" and it laughs an evil laugh.
Gandalf lands in a big thing of water.
"Gandalf?" Strider, who was already down there says.
Gandalf surprised that Strider survived the fall screamed, "Strider! Oh my dear dear friend Strider."
Strider was a little confused, "How did you end up down here?"
"Please forgive me it was the RING!"
"Yeah, it does that." (I love that part!) Strider stated.
"It was all The Ring's fault!!!" Gandalf protested, "We must get out of here before that ring takes over the world!!!!"
Wondering how they are going to get out says, "So, do you have a spell to make us fly or do we have to climb?"
Gandalf perks up, "Why climb when we can take flying ponies!!!!!"
"That's what I thought."
Gandalf waves hand around, two ponies with wigs appear, "I WANT COCOA!!" Runs to the black horse. (Okay, so somewhere here they got onto a platform of some sort.)
"Who is the other one?" Strider asked.
"I don't know. I just made up the name," Gandalf gets on the horse.
"Oh," Strider gets on the horse. Gandalf laughs, waves his hands, and turns Striders horse pink. "Hey!" He shouted in protest, "I am not riding a pink horse!"
"Yes you are!" Gandalf says more words and they start to fly. "And they aren't horses they are ponies." Gandalf corrected him.
"Same thing only smaller."
"But still."
"Yes. Wobble!"
"Could these things take any longer!" Gandalf complains.
"Well....." Not knowing to what say he changed the subject, "Hey, at least none of us got hurt falling down there, I hope."
"I'm as fit as a fiddle. You?" Gandalf asked.
"Fine just as long as your little pony here doesn't buck me off."
"Hee hee!" Gandalf laughed.
"Don't try anything!" Strider shouted.
"Hee hee!"
"I know that laugh."
"Do you now?" Gandalf asked.
"Yes."
"Don't worry young ranger."
"Uh huh, too late."
"Well, worry all you like then." Gandalf said.
"How deep was this thing anyway?" Strider said getting a little impatient.
"I DON'T KNOW but these ponies are too slow should of gotten horses."
"Yeah," The pony makes like it's going to kick, "Hey, I didn't mean anything by the little guy."
Gandalf started to laugh, "hahahaha!"
"Wobble!" Strider said to Gandalf, "Jupiter!"
"Oh boy! Boy, don't make me do something that I will soon regret."
"I don't understand that. If you're mad enough to do it then why would you regret it? And besides... WOBBLE!!" He then pets the pink pony on the neck. "Ju...pi...ter."
Gandalf ignored Strider, "Are we there yet?"
"I don't know, you're the wizard." Strider said, "Hey Gandalf?"
"How am I supposed to know! You know just cause your a wizard, people think that you know everything, but I tell you one thing! Being a wizard is a hard thing to do! It's not that easy."
Strider tried to get Gandalf's attention again, "Hey Gandalf?"
But the wizard still did not hear him, "I try my hardest to be a good wizard, but then when you do one thing wrong, no one likes you anymore! I tell you.
"Gandalf!"
"You try being a wizard for..."
"GANDALF!!"
"WHAT!?!? I'm pouring my heart out to you!
"I think this pony hates me."
That cheered Gandalf up, "He hee!"
The pony threatens to rear up or something, "Whoa boy!"
"Okay, okay, so a pink horse is not your cup of tea."
"No, it's not."
"Then how about a purple with green dots horse!" Gandalf raises his hands and *POOF*
"No. I don't think colour matters, it's the same pony."
"No it's a HORSE! Get your animals straight boy!"
"Ok, now it's a horse! Earlier it was a pony. Will it be a sheep next?"
"It could either be an elephant or a dinosaur, or if your not careful, nothing at all!"
"Wobble!"
"Don't tempt me!" Gandalf raises hand.
"Sorry. It slipped. Wobble."
"Don't start with me Ranger."
"Jupiter?"
"Don't start!!!!"
"Ju..." Strider started.
"Don't!!!!"
"pi.."
Gandalf raises hands poof no horse under strider!! Gandalf watches him fall.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Yeah, that was Strider screaming his head off.
"Ah, a lot better!" A few seconds later... "Okay, enough!" raises his hands again and poof, Strider is back on a horse next to Gandalf.
Strider doesn't say anything.
Gandalf laughs.
Strider looks at Gandalf through the corner of his eye. And then says really fast, "Jupiter!"
Gandalf growls.
Strider starts to laugh, "Got ya!"
Gandalf growls some more.
And Strider still laughs.
Gandalf ignores Strider.
And Strider stops laughing after a while and asks, "Are we there yet?" Gandalf still ignores Strider, "Gandalf?" Gandalf turns his head away, "Fine!"
"What do you want!?"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Oh, how much longer?"
"I don't know!" Gandalf told him.
"Oh."
"Yeah! That's what I thought!" A light bulb appears over his head, "Wait a minute! Let me check!" Gandalf raises his hands and *Poof* he's gone.
Strider starts to get a little confused, "Um... Gandalf?"
Gandalf appears on top of the mountain and looks down. He then *poof* reappears on the horse again, "About 20 minutes left."
Strider was amazed, "Wow, that was fast." Then he thinks of something, "Why can't you just poof us up there?"
Gandalf thinks for a second, "Um... good question." And then he thinks of a good answer, "Because it was a um... uh. A PUNISHMENT!"
Strider was once again confused, "Huh?"
"Yes a punishment for you! For what you have been doing to me!"
"Sorry."
"Now that you're punishment is over I will poof us to the top!" *Poof!* They are on the top.
"Poof huh? Interesting."
"That was fun! Bye Cocoa!" and he pets the pony.
Strider who was confused again asked, "What was? Riding up there or punishing a ranger?"
"Both!" Gandalf shouted and laughed.
Strider rolls his eyes.
Gandalf raises his hands again and *poof* the horses are gone.
Strider falls onto the ground, since he was still on the horse. "Ow!"
Gandalf laughs a lot harder.
"Hey, it's not funny!" Strider said and Gandalf laughs a lot harder. "Fine!" He get's up and starts to walk off.
Gandalf screams to him, "Wait you're going the wrong way! Follow me!!!!!"
Strider turns around and follows him. Gandalf walks the same way that Strider was going.
Strider confused again, "Gandalf wait!" Gandalf turns around, "Never mind, I'm not even gonna say it." Gandalf just laughs. "Yeah, you do that!"
"I will." And Gandalf laughs harder.
"Gandalf, I heard something."
"That was just you."
"No, it wasn't."
"Well, what did it sound like?" Gandalf asked.
"Footsteps," Strider answered.
"Hmmmm...," Gandalf pretended to be thinking then said, "Maybe they are ours, echoing against these walls!"
"No wait. It wasn't human, or wizard, what ever it was."
But Gandalf wasn't paying attention, "See watch! Echo!!!!!" bit there was no noise.
"Wait for it."
"Gandalf! Listen!"
Suddenly the echo appeared, "Echo echo echo. See it echo I heard it."
"No, listen," Gandalf listens, then puts his ear to the ground. They hear very faint footsteps, more like horses hooves. "Do you hear it?"
"Get off the road!!" Gandalf exclaims.
Strider jumps aside and Gandalf does the same.
Gandalf then raises his hands and makes the two of them invisible.
"Where is it Strider!?"
Strider whispers, "It could be a ringwraith, but I can't tell until it gets closer." They wait. And then Strider whispers again, "Ringwraith, too heavy to be anything else, definitely not an elf. So, we might as well be visible, there's no difference.
"They can only see us if we are wearing the ring, but see we aren't wearing the ring, so see, they can't see us. See!?" Gandalf explained.
"Yeah but they can smell too," Strider told him.
"Stop it!" Gandalf yelled, "We are well hidden!"
Frodo walks in, "Hi Gandalf! Strider!"
"What? How did you see us!?" Gandalf asked.
"I have eyes don't I?!" Frodo asked.
"Be gone!" With that Gandalf raised his hands and poofed Fordo out of there .
"That was weird."
"Yes it was." Gandalf agreed.
"So if he can see us..."
"He couldn't see us! He was just lucky!"
"Yeah uh huh. Besides it's getting closer. Fast."
"Fine!" Gandalf raised his hands again and *Poof* they were out of there.
The appeared in the woods.
Strider sees something in the distance, "There's a gold thing over there.....the ring!"
Gandalf runs for it.
Strider yelled out to him, "Gandalf!!"
Gandalf stopped, "WHAT!?"
"Don't run for it! Remember what happened last time." Gandalf stops and tried to remember what happened last time. "Besides...," And Strider dived for it.
TO BE CONTINUED....
P.S. This story does get weirder. I promise. :)
Here we go again!
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~
Now the last time we left our friends Strider was weird, Gandalf was having a tantrum, and there was a big hole in the ground.
Gandalf, who is on the ground says to Strider, "Hey what's up!?"
Strider, who hangs onto the edge, says, "um...I'm just hangin', how 'bout you?"
Gandalf in shock says, "Haven't you fallen yet!?!?!!!"
"No. Not really."
Gandalf puts his hand on his forehead, "Oh woe is me!" Well, that was enough of that because he starts to stomp on striders hands. One of Striders hands slipped. "Haha!" Gandalf says in triumphant.
"Ahh! my other hand is slipping! Gandalf!!!!!"
Gandalf decides to make a deal with Strider, "Will you stop wobbling!!!?"
Strider gives him a look and says, "WOBBLE!!" and then he falls.
Gandalf who is not disturbed by this starts to walk away and say, "Good riddens!!" he takes THE ring out of his pocket and says, "Now the ring is all mine!" All of a sudden the ring jumps out of his hands and goes near the hole, "What no! Don't go down the hole!!!
Gandalf dives for it and he falls down the hole, "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!"
THE ring speaks, "Ha! No I will take over the world!!" and it laughs an evil laugh.
Gandalf lands in a big thing of water.
"Gandalf?" Strider, who was already down there says.
Gandalf surprised that Strider survived the fall screamed, "Strider! Oh my dear dear friend Strider."
Strider was a little confused, "How did you end up down here?"
"Please forgive me it was the RING!"
"Yeah, it does that." (I love that part!) Strider stated.
"It was all The Ring's fault!!!" Gandalf protested, "We must get out of here before that ring takes over the world!!!!"
Wondering how they are going to get out says, "So, do you have a spell to make us fly or do we have to climb?"
Gandalf perks up, "Why climb when we can take flying ponies!!!!!"
"That's what I thought."
Gandalf waves hand around, two ponies with wigs appear, "I WANT COCOA!!" Runs to the black horse. (Okay, so somewhere here they got onto a platform of some sort.)
"Who is the other one?" Strider asked.
"I don't know. I just made up the name," Gandalf gets on the horse.
"Oh," Strider gets on the horse. Gandalf laughs, waves his hands, and turns Striders horse pink. "Hey!" He shouted in protest, "I am not riding a pink horse!"
"Yes you are!" Gandalf says more words and they start to fly. "And they aren't horses they are ponies." Gandalf corrected him.
"Same thing only smaller."
"But still."
"Yes. Wobble!"
"Could these things take any longer!" Gandalf complains.
"Well....." Not knowing to what say he changed the subject, "Hey, at least none of us got hurt falling down there, I hope."
"I'm as fit as a fiddle. You?" Gandalf asked.
"Fine just as long as your little pony here doesn't buck me off."
"Hee hee!" Gandalf laughed.
"Don't try anything!" Strider shouted.
"Hee hee!"
"I know that laugh."
"Do you now?" Gandalf asked.
"Yes."
"Don't worry young ranger."
"Uh huh, too late."
"Well, worry all you like then." Gandalf said.
"How deep was this thing anyway?" Strider said getting a little impatient.
"I DON'T KNOW but these ponies are too slow should of gotten horses."
"Yeah," The pony makes like it's going to kick, "Hey, I didn't mean anything by the little guy."
Gandalf started to laugh, "hahahaha!"
"Wobble!" Strider said to Gandalf, "Jupiter!"
"Oh boy! Boy, don't make me do something that I will soon regret."
"I don't understand that. If you're mad enough to do it then why would you regret it? And besides... WOBBLE!!" He then pets the pink pony on the neck. "Ju...pi...ter."
Gandalf ignored Strider, "Are we there yet?"
"I don't know, you're the wizard." Strider said, "Hey Gandalf?"
"How am I supposed to know! You know just cause your a wizard, people think that you know everything, but I tell you one thing! Being a wizard is a hard thing to do! It's not that easy."
Strider tried to get Gandalf's attention again, "Hey Gandalf?"
But the wizard still did not hear him, "I try my hardest to be a good wizard, but then when you do one thing wrong, no one likes you anymore! I tell you.
"Gandalf!"
"You try being a wizard for..."
"GANDALF!!"
"WHAT!?!? I'm pouring my heart out to you!
"I think this pony hates me."
That cheered Gandalf up, "He hee!"
The pony threatens to rear up or something, "Whoa boy!"
"Okay, okay, so a pink horse is not your cup of tea."
"No, it's not."
"Then how about a purple with green dots horse!" Gandalf raises his hands and *POOF*
"No. I don't think colour matters, it's the same pony."
"No it's a HORSE! Get your animals straight boy!"
"Ok, now it's a horse! Earlier it was a pony. Will it be a sheep next?"
"It could either be an elephant or a dinosaur, or if your not careful, nothing at all!"
"Wobble!"
"Don't tempt me!" Gandalf raises hand.
"Sorry. It slipped. Wobble."
"Don't start with me Ranger."
"Jupiter?"
"Don't start!!!!"
"Ju..." Strider started.
"Don't!!!!"
"pi.."
Gandalf raises hands poof no horse under strider!! Gandalf watches him fall.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Yeah, that was Strider screaming his head off.
"Ah, a lot better!" A few seconds later... "Okay, enough!" raises his hands again and poof, Strider is back on a horse next to Gandalf.
Strider doesn't say anything.
Gandalf laughs.
Strider looks at Gandalf through the corner of his eye. And then says really fast, "Jupiter!"
Gandalf growls.
Strider starts to laugh, "Got ya!"
Gandalf growls some more.
And Strider still laughs.
Gandalf ignores Strider.
And Strider stops laughing after a while and asks, "Are we there yet?" Gandalf still ignores Strider, "Gandalf?" Gandalf turns his head away, "Fine!"
"What do you want!?"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"Oh, how much longer?"
"I don't know!" Gandalf told him.
"Oh."
"Yeah! That's what I thought!" A light bulb appears over his head, "Wait a minute! Let me check!" Gandalf raises his hands and *Poof* he's gone.
Strider starts to get a little confused, "Um... Gandalf?"
Gandalf appears on top of the mountain and looks down. He then *poof* reappears on the horse again, "About 20 minutes left."
Strider was amazed, "Wow, that was fast." Then he thinks of something, "Why can't you just poof us up there?"
Gandalf thinks for a second, "Um... good question." And then he thinks of a good answer, "Because it was a um... uh. A PUNISHMENT!"
Strider was once again confused, "Huh?"
"Yes a punishment for you! For what you have been doing to me!"
"Sorry."
"Now that you're punishment is over I will poof us to the top!" *Poof!* They are on the top.
"Poof huh? Interesting."
"That was fun! Bye Cocoa!" and he pets the pony.
Strider who was confused again asked, "What was? Riding up there or punishing a ranger?"
"Both!" Gandalf shouted and laughed.
Strider rolls his eyes.
Gandalf raises his hands again and *poof* the horses are gone.
Strider falls onto the ground, since he was still on the horse. "Ow!"
Gandalf laughs a lot harder.
"Hey, it's not funny!" Strider said and Gandalf laughs a lot harder. "Fine!" He get's up and starts to walk off.
Gandalf screams to him, "Wait you're going the wrong way! Follow me!!!!!"
Strider turns around and follows him. Gandalf walks the same way that Strider was going.
Strider confused again, "Gandalf wait!" Gandalf turns around, "Never mind, I'm not even gonna say it." Gandalf just laughs. "Yeah, you do that!"
"I will." And Gandalf laughs harder.
"Gandalf, I heard something."
"That was just you."
"No, it wasn't."
"Well, what did it sound like?" Gandalf asked.
"Footsteps," Strider answered.
"Hmmmm...," Gandalf pretended to be thinking then said, "Maybe they are ours, echoing against these walls!"
"No wait. It wasn't human, or wizard, what ever it was."
But Gandalf wasn't paying attention, "See watch! Echo!!!!!" bit there was no noise.
"Wait for it."
"Gandalf! Listen!"
Suddenly the echo appeared, "Echo echo echo. See it echo I heard it."
"No, listen," Gandalf listens, then puts his ear to the ground. They hear very faint footsteps, more like horses hooves. "Do you hear it?"
"Get off the road!!" Gandalf exclaims.
Strider jumps aside and Gandalf does the same.
Gandalf then raises his hands and makes the two of them invisible.
"Where is it Strider!?"
Strider whispers, "It could be a ringwraith, but I can't tell until it gets closer." They wait. And then Strider whispers again, "Ringwraith, too heavy to be anything else, definitely not an elf. So, we might as well be visible, there's no difference.
"They can only see us if we are wearing the ring, but see we aren't wearing the ring, so see, they can't see us. See!?" Gandalf explained.
"Yeah but they can smell too," Strider told him.
"Stop it!" Gandalf yelled, "We are well hidden!"
Frodo walks in, "Hi Gandalf! Strider!"
"What? How did you see us!?" Gandalf asked.
"I have eyes don't I?!" Frodo asked.
"Be gone!" With that Gandalf raised his hands and poofed Fordo out of there .
"That was weird."
"Yes it was." Gandalf agreed.
"So if he can see us..."
"He couldn't see us! He was just lucky!"
"Yeah uh huh. Besides it's getting closer. Fast."
"Fine!" Gandalf raised his hands again and *Poof* they were out of there.
The appeared in the woods.
Strider sees something in the distance, "There's a gold thing over there.....the ring!"
Gandalf runs for it.
Strider yelled out to him, "Gandalf!!"
Gandalf stopped, "WHAT!?"
"Don't run for it! Remember what happened last time." Gandalf stops and tried to remember what happened last time. "Besides...," And Strider dived for it.
TO BE CONTINUED....
P.S. This story does get weirder. I promise. :)