Disclaimers in part one. WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! Weirdness is ahead. Please watch your step.

Ah! We are introducing new characters in this story.

Jenn= Merry, Boromir, Frodo, and Gandalf.
Lindsey= Pippin, Aragorn, Samwise, Gimli, and Leogolas.

Okay on to the next chapter!!!
~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~LOTR~*~

What we learned from my last chapter: 1) Why I chose "gandalfraiseshishands" as my author name. (If you guys didn't get it, it's okay. Neither did I.) 2) That Aragorn wants THE ring all to himself. 3) That I like to refer to the all powerful ring as to "THE ring" and 4) There's something wrong with the people who played this RPG! Wait, wait, wait! That's Lindsey and me! (Not really though. If ya get me.)


Aragorn dives for the ring

"No!!!!!!!" Gandalf raises his hands and freezes Strider. Strider is frozen in mid air while Gandalf wakes over and grabs THE ring, "I love being a wizard!" He then lets Strider down

Strider falls, "Ow! Gandalf!"

Gandalf turns around, "What?"

"What was that for?"

Gandalf puts THE ring in his pocket, "I can not allow you to take the ring!"

Strider then FINALLY realizes something, "Uh oh. You have it don't you?"

"Duh! It's in my pocket!"

"Jupiter!" Gandalf raises his hands and glues Striders mouth shut. "Mmmf!" Strider tried to speak.

Gandalf lets out a sigh of relief, "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Much BETTER!!!!!!!!!" Strider starts to get mad, "Come along Strider."

Strider only growls in reply.

So naturally Gandalf growls back.

Strider then glares at Gandalf.

So once again Gandalf naturally glares back, "I can do this all day!"

Strider sighs and motions to go.

Gandalf walks.

Strider follows.

"Um... so where are we going?" Gandalf asks. Strider can only shrug. So Gandalf asks again, "Strider where are we going to go!?"

Strider rolls his eyes, "mmmmmmm!"

"WHERE?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"MMMMMMMM!!!!"

"Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!" So Gandalf raises his hands and nothing happens, "Uh-oh." Strider starts to get mad again. "Um... this isn't working." Gandalf raises his hands again, "Hmmm... still not working." He sits and thinks for a moment and then thinks of it, "Hang on don't go anywhere," he runs off and comes back, "And don't talk to strangers," Strider rolls his eyes and Gandalf laughs, "I just crack myself up," and he walks away. Gandalf comes back one more time, "If I'm not back in two minutes, just wait longer."

After two minutes...

Strider looks at his watch, it is now approaching three minutes and he is getting impatient. So naturally he waits longer.

Just then Gandalf appears with something in his hands, "Here eat this!" He holds something out towards Strider.

Strider doesn't take it, rolls his eyes and, "MMMMM!!!!"

Gandalf doesn't catch on, "Eat it!!!!!!!"

Strider makes a motion to his mouth in which he can't open his mouth.

Gandalf who still does not comprehend holds the little piece of food to Striders mouth, and then it finally hits him, "Ohhhhhhhh!!! That's right you can't eat anything. Okay, brb." Gandalf runs off and comes back a lot sooner, "Okay, I got it! This is going to be fool proof!" Holds out a cup, "Here drink this!!

Strider hits his forehead with his hand and motions that once again can't

Gandalf who ONCE again does not realize what's going on says, "Come on it tastes really good! See," he pretends to drink it then it dawns on him, "I am sooo weird! BRB again." Runs off. And comes back holding a really really big needle." Gandalf looks at the needle to Strider and then says, "Never mind." And he throws it behind him. He runs off again and comes right back again, "okay I defiantly have it this time! It's a... LOLIPOP!!!" Strider sighs and Gandalf says, "Just kidding JUST KIDDING! See what I do is that I heat it up and then let it drip into you're ear, and then it will wear the spell off." Strider raises an eyebrow at him, "Trust me it'll work," Strider chuckles, "Just give me your ear!!" Strider removes his ear and hands it to him, "That's disgusting." Hands him back his ear. Strider puts it back on and tilts his head so that Gandalf can use his lollipop on his ear.

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Strider sighs and Gandalf yells at him, "This is all you're fault Strider!"

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HOURS LATER...

Gandalf snores, "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!" and then something wakes him up. "LOOK!!!! IT'S ALL DONE!!!!"
Strider who still slept through Gandalfs rejoicing, "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Gandalf shakes Strider, "Strider!"

Strider wakes up, "What! Hey, it worked!"

"Woo-hoo!" Gandalf woo-hooed. "Let's go!"

"Where?"

"Destroy THE ring! Where else?!"

"Good thinking Gandalf."

"Lets go."

"Lead the way."

"Um... I don't know where to go," Gandalf confessed.

"That's ok," Strider starts to walk, "Come on Gandalf." And Gandalf starts to follow.

"Where we going?"

"To the mountain."

"Ah, totally cool! I always wanted to go skiing!"

"No, we have to destroy THE ring."

Gandalf face fell, "Oh. Can we go skiing afterward?" He perked up.

"If you can make us skis."

"Yeah I will!!"

Strider continues to walk.

And naturally Gandalf continues to follow.

"So Gandalf, you do have the ring, right?"

Gandalf checks his pockets, "Wait, its here somewhere." He keeps checking, "I know it's here somewhere. Are you sure you don't have it?"

"Yes, you picked it up."

"Hang on."

"It's here some where. Wait a second." Gives up his quest, sighs and says, "I can't find it."

"Great. Wonderful!"

"I'm just kidding!" Gandalf laughed, "Come on Strider! Have a sense of humor!"

"So, where is it?"

Gandalf takes it out of pocket, "Right here."


"Good." Gandalf puts it back and Strider slows down a bit to walk next to Gandalf

"So we there yet?"

"No, it's about a two day walk through the forest."

"Oh okay," After a few seconds, "We there yet?"

"No," strider said.

"How about now?"

"No!"

"Now?"

"NO!"

"Ah! Yes here we are!!" Gandalf raises his hands, "Lunch." A picnic is all set up for them Gandalf sits and starts to eat.

"It's not safe here."

"Fine," Gandalf stands up, "Can we use these," Gandalf raises his hands and *Poof* two white horses pop up.

"Not unless you want to be discovered easier. I now these woods, by foot, it will be easier that way."

"Oh fiddle faddle. FINE!" Gandalf raises his hands again and *poof* no more horsys.


"Gandalf, do you have the ring?"

"Yes it's right..." Feels his pocket, "um... I gave to you remember!!"

"No you didn't." Strider then says slowly, "Did you loose it?"

"I would never! See you are hiding it! You only want it for yourself! You lost it! I gave it to you!"

"So...

"My final answer is.... I gave it to you."

"Is that you're final answer?"

"Yes, yes it is Aragorn."

"Oh I am sorry, you are wrong. You walk away with absolutely no money." He clears his throat, "You never gave it to me."

"Yes I did!"

"No you did not!"

"YES I did!"

Strider laughs, "Even a wizard can't tell when someone picks his pocket," He holds up THE ring.

"HEY! See I did give it to you! You liar now give it back!"

"Seeing as what has happened the last two times, do you think it's wiser to let someone who isn't a wizard carry it? Jupiter."

"We'll see about that. But you can hold it for now."

They start walking again. Then Strider asks, "What about the others?"

Gandalf, who is also confused, asks, "What others?"

"Frodo, Pippin, Sam, Merry..."

"Oh yes. Them." Gandalf starts to think, "I don't know! How should I know!? What do you think I should do?"

"You're the wizard."

"What would you like me to do? Look in my crystal ball? Do I look like a wizard?!

"Yes." Strider laughs a little.

"Oh that's right I am one." Tries to find them but then tries to get Strider's attention, "Pssst Strider," he says in a whisper, " Uh... were are they?"

"I don't know, what do I look like, a ranger? And why are you whispering?"

Gandalf ignores the question, lifts up his head, and screams, "Oh look there they are!!"


Merry looks up, "LOOK Its GANDALF AND STRIDER!!!"

"They're back!" Sam explains.

Pippin does not pay attention, so Merry hits him in the arm, "Look!"

Pippin looks, "Hey! Gandalf and Strider!" he says in his cool Scottish accent, of course.

Strider looks up at Rivendell and sighs.

"What's wrong now?" Gandalf asks.

"Nothing."

"Good."

Strider says, "It feels good to be home again."

Gandalf smiles and pats him on the back.


TO BE CONTINUED....

No fingers were harmed during this chapter. Just an overload usage of copy and paste was used.